Hello! This is based on Skyhawk66 lists of how to annoy the Cullen's Enjoy :D! (Ps: In Bella's point of view.) I used the ones I liked the best :P.

6 ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen (Ideas by Skyhawk66)

1: Burn all his medical books

I walked out of Edward's room and into Carlisle's office. I grabbed all of his medical books and then took them outside.

"What are you doing?" Edward asked looking shocked.

"Nothing…" I said and took out lighter fluid and a match.

"… I don't want to know…" He said and walked back into the house.

I smiled widely and poured the lighter fluid onto the books and lit a match, throwing it onto the books.

"NOOO!" I heard someone scream from behind.

"BELLA WHAT THE HELL!" Carlisle said, running up to his books and trying to pull some of them out of the fire. He failed miserably.

I smiled evilly and walked calmly back inside.

2: Tell him Esme left him for Aro

"Hey Carlisle." I said, walking up to his desk. He still hadn't forgave me for the 'book' incident.

"What do you want, Bella?" He said almost rudely.

"I just wanted to say sorry about what happened." I explained innocently.

"What happened?" He asked, stiffening in his chair a bit.

"You didn't know? Esme left yesterday to go find her true love, Aro."

His face showed utter shock.

"What do you mean?" His voice broke.

Just then my phone began ringing. Just like me and Emmett planned.

"Ah... gotta go... my phone is ringing. Bye Carlisle." I said, walking out of the office.

3: Trash his office

I waited until he left for work to go into his office.

It was about noon now and Emmett agreed to help me.

I walked into his office and grabbed my can of spray paint and began painting his desk pink.

*2 hours of trashing LATER*

Carlisle walked into his office and we heard him scream something along the lines of

'EMMETT YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!'

"Oh shit…" He said before running off.

Well, I had to admit we DID do a pretty good job. After we spray painted his desk we grabbed all his *New* medical books and burned them along with all other ones. Emmett even carved 'Emmett was here' into Carlisle's wooden cross that had hung outside. To say the least, he was pissed.

4: Get him fired

Seems easy enough. I walked into the hospital and started to spread rumors about how Carlisle was sleeping around with all his nurses and how he had a warrant for his arrest in California.

That worked all too well.

Carlisle looked like he could rip my head off whenever he got the call about how he was fired.

He he this is fun.

5: Whenever you see him scream "the British are coming" the British are coming and run around like a chicken with its head cut off.

I sat in my spot on the couch and waiting for Carlisle to come home. After about 20 minutes of waiting, he finally showed up. It's now or never.

I got up from my seat on the couch and started running around the room screaming.

"What's wrong Bella?" He asked me worriedly.

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" I screamed, running even faster than before up the stairs, still screaming.

"What the hell just happened…?" I heard him say downstairs

6: Tell him his dad was turned into a vampire.

Wow. These are actually pretty easy. I walked into his office and sat down with a serious look on my face.

"Carlisle. I need to tell you something." I said sincerely.

"What is it now Bella?" He asked, scowling a bit

"Your father.. well he…." I fought the urge to laugh. "Was turned into a vampire." I finished my sentence, still fighting the urge to burst out laughing.

His eyes glared at me. "You're kidding right."

I shook my head. "Oh Carlisle, I wish I was." I got up from my chair and walked out and into Edwards room before I burst out laughing.

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