Thanks for all the attention the story 'Troublesome Time Travellers' had been achieving. It really meant a lot to me :)
And as a thank You, I've decided to make an Omake.
I don't own KHR…
Enjoy!
Kitchen Duties
(into which after losing a small game, G has to do kitchen duties with a twist)
"Thank you for the wonderful meal" Asari smiled at the kids who had all yet again prepared the feast. Knuckles nodded his head in unison as he wiped his face clean with a table napkin.
"You're welcome, Pops!" Takeshi smiled cheerily at his 'for the moment' father.
Tsuna, having been done with his meal, gave his siblings a knowing look. "You know the drill, everyone"
Kyoya smirked while feeding Hibird with some bread pieces.
Hayato nodded obediently at Tsuna.
Takeshi laughed wholeheartedly while giving Tsuna Two thumbs up.
Ryohei pumped his fist in the air while shouting 'EXTREME YES SAWADA', making everyone cover their ears.
Lambo just continued devouring his now fifth serving of food.
Mukuro chuckled creepily, his heterochromatic eyes having shown glints of mischief.
Chrome nodded timidly and gave Tsuna a small smile.
Enma, sitting on Tsuna's left side gave Tsuna an almost unheard 'Yes, Tsuna'
Spanner gave a small nod.
Shoichi having just finished his meal also gave a nod.
The Arcobaleno, for the reason that they had been living with the kids for a couple years now completely knew what was going on. It was actually a routine that would take role after every meal.
"Hey, can we join kora?" Colonnello asked for all members of the Arcobaleno. The primo family gave him a questioning look.
"Sure" Tsuna happily nodded. He was a big fan of the infamous saying 'the more the merrier'
"So, what are guys talking about?" Cozart asked and gradually sweat dropped when he saw the kids and the teens looking intensively at either the kitchen window or the kitchen door. It was as if they are calculating the distance it would take for them to reach the place. Now, why would they do that?
"Uhm, Children?" Giotto also seems to notice the little act of weirdness. His hyper intuition also seems to tell him to get out of the room before everyone else does, but why? As his intuition never failed him before, he decided to take its advice. He would make sure he won't be the last one out.
"Are you all ready?" Luce asked. The kids nodded while the teens looked like they are up for the challenge.
"Care to tell?" Lampo asked Luce. The girl then turned to Fon. "Would you please do the honour, Fon?" The Chinese teen nodded. Luce returned his gaze on Lampo. "Fon would explain everything"
Lampo could only nod.
Luce started a countdown. "In Three…
G noticed Hayato had grabbed Tsuna's hand.
…Two…
The kids and the teens stood up, with Ryohei effortlessly carrying Lambo.
…One…
Alaude having had an expert pair of eyes, noticed that their guests had all stepped closer towards both the kitchen window and the door.
…Zero…"
To the first generation, Cozart and Elena's amazement, their guest had all stepped out of the room in a flash. Leaving a stunned, and on Lampo's case, blinking first generation.
Looks like everyone was gone instantly like a popped bubble, all except for one, Fon.
"Nufufu, looks like they ditched you" Daemon Spade said with amusement.
"Not really, Daemon-san" Fon calmly stated. "I was asked by Luce to tell Lampo-san and most probably all of you as to why we are acting like this after the meal"
"Now that you've mentioned it, yes it's quite peculiar" Asari looked at the only other Asian in the room asides himself.
"Well, there was this little game that the kids would be playing after every meal. When one of them start's counting down to three everyone must evacuate their seats and get out as fast as they can, the last one to get out would have to do Kitchen duties…" Fon explained "…and it must be done with a twist"
"Then you have to do it since you're the last one out" Lampo pointed out. Fon seems to think deeply within the first generation lightning's words. The Chinese teen calmly smiled. "Well you do have a point Lampo-san, I'm the last one of my group, but the thing is…
The first generation waited for him to continue.
…you all are also here, which means you are now all automatically part of the game" Fon for the first time in front of the first generation, opened his eyes. The first family except Alaude, Daemon and surprisingly Elena slightly flinched at the aura the teen gave. He was practically emitting an 'I'm not all goody two shoes' vibe. Fon then opened his mouth to speak. "That's if you guys wouldn't want to upset your future grandkids, now what would happen if they got upset? They might stop talking to any of you and it might affect their emotional side. Oh, the poor kids" Fon frowned. Now who says Reborn and Mammon are the only Arcobaleno capable of blackmailing?
The Chinese teen smiled calmly. This time his eyes were closed like he was used to. "It's your choice now." With that he was gone in a flash. Well, he wasn't named Fon for nothing.
The first generation guardian then realized that their so called boss was no longer with them. His reliable instincts must have kicked in again. Curse hyper intuition…Because Giotto…Well, he too was gone in records time.
After the teen was gone Alaude wasted no time. He too was gone in a flash, having used the window as the perfect escape route.
Daemon chuckled and gently held Elena's hand. Using his mist flames, the couple too was gone like a popped bubble.
Asari who was closest to the door also walked out, laughing manly all the way.
Knuckles gave small thanks before he too had made his extreme exit, consisting of almost breaking the door apart.
Cozart, who unknown to almost everyone was actually good at evading any kind of household chore as he was actually able to escape the room without 'accidentally' tripping out of thin air.
Now, only Lampo and G were left.
Lampo stood up. "Not going to fight?" He asked curiously when G never bothered to stand up.
"Don't sweat it; I am not doing anything childish!"
"Oh, and I actually thought you hated kitchen duties?" Lampo snickered. "Oh well, then again not my lost" He prepared to walk out of the room.
"Tsch." G scowled. It was true; he hated any work that involves the kitchen. Namely cooking and washing dishes. He might consider this childish but if it meant avoiding the work then he'll not lose…
…Most especially not with someone like Lampo.
He prepared to stand up. Only to surprisingly trip and had his face met with the cold floor…
Then he unwillingly realized something.
…Turns out, both of his shoe laces was actually tied with his chair.
G, all red with both embarrassment and anger tried to get up on his two feet. Unfortunately it was quite a difficult task as his shoes were still tied on the chair. Lampo who still hadn't left the room saw the embarrassing moment and was now clutching his stomach…from over laughing.
"Ha-ha that was epic! HAHAHAHAHA!" Lampo, apparently still can't stop laughing. It's not everyday you can see the storm guardian in an embarrassing situation, so no one can really blame him.
But one particular guy wasn't so happy…No on else but one storm guardian…Namely, G.
"Not one word about this to others" G threatened as he glared at the youngest guardian for making fun of him. Face to face. "Or I swear it would be the end days of your happy life"
Lampo stopped laughing…having decided too take the matter, seriously. He stood up.
"Oi. Help me get out of these bounds" G was never the person to say please.
"Nah, you might trick me into loosing the game" Lampo snickered. G, not wanting to risk being caught by the others decided to sign a deal with the younger guardian. "Fine, I'll do the kitchen duties just help me get untied and don't say a single word about this with the others"
Lampo acted as if he was in deep thought. "That and half of Giotto's sweets that you hid away from him"
"Fine…" Lampo had a victorious smirk curled on his lips before helping G get untied from the chair. "Oh and if you ever break our agreement, I'll tell your embarrassing act to everyone. You know how much of a detailed story teller I am" Somehow G grimaced knowing how exactly true those words where. The storm could only nod.
Lampo, making sure the storm wouldn't outrun him did not untie the laces all the way out. Instead, he left G working his own way.
Lampo stood up and walked away, Just to stop midway. "…It was Hayato by the way"
"What?"
"It was your grandkid who tied you're laces on the chair"
"It wasn't any of you? Not Giotto?"
"No and no, Giotto was too focused on Tsuna's cuteness"
"Not Daemon?" G asked.
"Elena was here"
"Not you?"
"I was sitting too far." Lampo gave his alibi. It was true, he was sitting far from G and Alaude was sitting next to the lightning guardian. He was not stupid enough to make an act with someone as deadly as the reaper sitting next to him.
G growled in frustration having had just remembered something…He recalled Hayato excusing himself for a brief second since apparently he had 'dropped' his fork and needs to duck down under to pick it up. Now G was more than sure it was purposely made.
But then, the whole time only took about eight to ten seconds, maybe fast enough to make an easy knot but not long enough to make a really complicated knot…and Hayato was just a boy.
Well he was no ordinary boy; he was actually a whiz kid and things such as tying a knot was never a complicated topic, unfortunately G still has to learn the fact.
"I'll get you for this, you insolent silver haired brat!" G cursed, teeth clenching with frustration which just sparked further, realizing his young look alike was the reason for his now waiting Kitchen Duties…Oh damn!
A few moments later…
"What the..." G stared wide eyed at what he just saw inside the kitchen. He just came back from a short break, entered the kitchen and was about to do his accursed kitchen duty when he saw the 'thing.'
"Oh, you're here G!" Giotto smirked at his best buddy. G could have sworn he had never seen Giotto so delighted upon seeing him as much as he does now. The storm then realized that everyone else was their, including Alaude and Kyoya who both hated crowding.
"Why are you all here?" G asked with a scowl then pointed at the thing. "One more thing, what the hell was that thing doing here?"
Reborn looked at the man with fake concern. "We are here as moral support, don't you want our company?" Translate: We are here to make your day miserable, please prepare for the worst.
G tsched. "The hell I'm going to fall for that"
Reborn just shrugged. "Well then, You're lost"
"Now someone tell me what does this 'thing' doing here?" G asked again, slightly pissed that no one bothers to tell him what the 'thing'was doing inside the kitchen. Shouldn't it be placed somewhere else? Like Alaude's Torture chambers?
"Didn't Fon tell you about the twist, Kora?" G stared at the blond teen with an-are-you-serious look. The he saw the grinning, smirking and devious smiles of everyone in the room. He could have sworn even Lambo was having his own 'you-are-doomed' smile.
His world started to crumble when Giotto said those dreadful words. "This is the twist G!"...and he just have to say it with sparkling eyes.
G swore this was his worst day ever!
"Now listen..."
I hope you like this one people... I really did my best to make it as funny as I can and sorry for the crappyness :)
This was supposed to be just a one shot...but things change and now it's gonna be two :)
Thanks for reading!