The Tale of the KKK
Raven
Asyum
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, or the KKK for short, there lived a kawaii japanese princess, Princess Kenny. She was the fairest maiden in all the land. In reality though, the princess was a boy in the guise of a girl. His best friend was Craig Tucker, a level 14 theif with unbelievable skill.
In the land in which the Grand Wizard and the princess ruled, there was a mage by the name of Sydney, who had fallen for the princess. One day, the mage had been hired to escort the kawaii princess to the escape fort, in the Tentacle Porn King's back yard, who is also known as Victoria. The theif, Craig, had accompanied the princess and mage as well.
"I shall go and scout ahead." Craig exclaimed as the other two stopped. "Sooo..." The mage started. "Wanna fuck?" An excited, muffled," OK!" was heard as Princess Kenny threw off his hoodie and dragged the mage into a nearby bush. Oddly enough this bush led to a secret hide out for boys... Craig had scouted all the way to The Tentacle Porn King's house. He knocked on the door. Once the door opened, he stood frozen. TPK adn't been playing long, so Craig had never seen her before. TPK was also frozen as she eyed the cute boy in front of her. "Um... The Princess would like to seek refuge in your fort." Nodding, the two began walking down the sidewalk back to where Craig had last seen the mage and princess.
"What even?" Victoria exclaimed as she came across the hoodie. Seeing the gap within the nearby bush, she and Craig continued toward the sounds of moaning. Opening the door, they regretted it immediatly. "What even?" Craig questioned as he witnessed what was in front of him. "Wait, Sydney, is that... The Stick Of Truth?!" Kenny nodded. "I have the Stick Of Truth now, and i wish to use it as a dildo."
Suddenly, the sound of spanish roaring was heard. Walking outside, the four saw the monster teacher of their spanish class... Ze Remons. "KENNY, DO YOUR STUDY GUIDE!" It roared loudly. "KENNY, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON WE GOTTA GO!" Sydney yelled. "OH SHIT!" As the Sydney got her shirt on, The spanish teacher caught hold of Kenny's arm. "ARCHMAGE! CATCH!" Turning, Sydney saw a pink and purple blur.
Catching it, Sydney knew what she must do. It was her destiny. She walked towards ze remon, hlding out the small spanish girl in her hands. "REMON NO SWIPING!" Dora exclaimed. The teacher's remon stick arm retracted. "REMON NO SWIPING!" She yelled once more. As ze remon began to expand, the four members of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep ran into the secret base. "REMON NO SWIPING!" The third time, ze remon exploded getting her remon juice all over the nearby homes. Not caring that Craig and Victoria were there, the new couple continued their previous activity. TPK looked at Craig. "Wanna do what they're doing? My parents won't be home for a week." "Sure."
This was born with the gift of boredom.