disclamer: i dont own harry potter or lord voldermort or any of these or belive me you would not like what i would do smirk
the 20 deaths of lord voldermort!!
1.got eaten by a werewolf
(harry:are you ok profeser? What do you have in your teeth?
Lupin: um nothing im fine harry
lupin pikes a pice of black cloth from his teeth.)
2.got pushed of a cliff by some unknown person
(heheheh didnt do it!)
3.got hugged to death by carebears
(hug time!)
4.piked on sabertooth from xmen and got mangled and bitten
(personaly i wuold perfer the werewolf)
5.his last words were " luke i am your father" then he got bashed by luke skywalker from starwars
(heheheh all he needs is the mask)
6.he was only gunna ask how the giant silver haired man with the masume how his hair got that coulur, supernovaed by sepiroth from final fantasy 7
(well at least sepiroth has his own theme song...)
7.he should have known better then to underestamate a tonberry, stabed by cute looking tonberry
(well i thought a tonberry looked cute...)
8. the little girl did NOT look inocent as her smile was pure evil, murded by a 4 year old who just so happened to be a mass murder
(shes evil i say! shes my sister!)
9. he thought it was weird when a box was moving by it self...,shot by solid snake from metal gear solid when he was discised as a box
(my lovely box...)
10. he just had to listen to that bad recording of jessica simpson, drove insane listening to bad music.
(heheh sorry guys it had to be done no ofence)
11. he thought he could cope with ogres...he was wruong, farted on by shrek
(ok that one was just weird...)
12. he thought he had proplems as he was eaten by a hartless on ansems orders(ansem and hartless belong to kingdom harts)
(heheh darkness)
13. he didnt think it was posible to die by getting hit with a big metal key that a spiky haird brat had, killed with the keyblade by sora.
( i wonder if that wuold work on my brother...all i need is a giant key...)
pushed off the top of a building by akito from fruitsbaskets
(akito PMSing)
15.terminated by arni the terminator
(astar labista baby!)
16.he saw my sister naked and killed himself out of horror
(heheh serves him right the perve)
17.was cooked up for lunch instead of a snake
(i feel like voldy tonight, like voldy tonight!)
chokeslamed by kane from WWE
(a chokeslam all the way from hell!)
flamed by spyro from "spyro"
tomestoned by undertaker from WWE
thanks everyone if you have any more ideas tell me!
And review pritty please!
