Okay so I got bored and I played my kingdom hearts chain of memories game…beat it, then I played my kingdom hearts 2 game…got stuck. So I came up with this…Yea Roxas and Namine are their own people in this but they were nobodies in here at first. Oh yea most of this is after the defeat of organization XIII.

Disclaimer: I'm 15 I'm lucky to even own my own guitar. Of course I don't own kingdom hearts. But I own my OC Ruka. I haven't put up that fic yet so don't be confused, she's just supposed to be me. Her name is Haruka but they call her Ruka. (no I didn't get her nick name from Riku's name and no I didn't get her full name from the kh2 song passion(my sanctuary Japanese version.)

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Scene 1 (A/N: Computer reference to kingdom hearts II at the part where Roxas destroys the computer in the mansion.)

Sora: Roxas I'm going to go get Kairi, Namine, Ruka, and Riku. Can you stay here and-

Roxas: -Clean the dishes so mom doesn't freak? Sure.

Sora: And-

Roxas: -The Room I know Just go get our friends.

--Sora leaves and comes back 10 minutes later with everyone else—

Sora: Alright I left Roxas here so the room should be decent…Roxas?

Roxas: yes?

Sora: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMPUTER?!?!?!?!

Roxas: Funny story see I summoned the-

Sora: *lunges at Roxas* you smashed the computer to bits!

Both: *try to summon the same keyblade*

Sora: it's my keyblade!

Roxas: No it's mine I had it last year!

Sora: but you were part of me so it's still mine.

Roxas: okay it seems we have to have a fight for the keyblade, whoever is stronger wins.

Both: *Cat fight*

Kairi and Namine: Oh no they may hurt them selves. We have to do something.

Ruka: You bet we do. Okay I'm betting on the short dumb one in the third round.

Riku: *Wacks Ruka in head.*

Kairi: *Turns head to Namine and gives her a look as if to say WTF*

Namine: Guys! You have more than one keyblade!

Sora and Roxas: But I want-Hey where'd it go?

Ruka: *keyblade in hand making a break for it.* MWAHAHAHAHA I WIN!!!!!!

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Scene 2 (A/N: this is some of my friends explaining what a nobody is. Dramatized of course.)

Ruka: so if a nobody is what's left after some one becomes a heartless, which is the body, how can they have NO BODY? *gasp* YOU'RE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!

Namine: No, they are known by nobody so they are nobodies.

Ruka: oh ok, so if a heartless is a heartless. How come when ya kill em with a keyblade they release a heart?

Roxas: They collect the hearts of other people and make them heartless.

Ruka: but if they collect hearts then they wouldn't be heartless because they would have hearts.

Namine: But not their own hearts.

Ruka: but still you admit they'd have hearts.

*conversation goes on for a few hours*

Namine and Roxas: *very annoyed.* Because the heartless don't have their own hearts.

Ruka: but what if they killed a heartless that had their heart then they wouldn't be heartless.

Roxas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

Ruka: warning, warning situation alpha delta beta zeta q p r s t u v w x y z! Namine you know what to do.

Namine: *hits Roxas with text book*

Roxas: *faints*

Ruka: *stares at Roxas on floor whimpering.*…I'm gonna go annoy Riku now. Fa la la la la.

Namine: Okay you do that; by the way when you die can I have my room back?

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Scene 3 (A/N:…Don't ask…)

Ruka: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS*skips off singing song.*

All minus Riku: She sure loves Christmas.

Ruka: *skips up to Riku.* Riku its Christmas! :D

Riku: Bahumbug.

Ruka: (A/N: angered easily.) *Stomps off dark aura surrounding her* Fine! THE FIRST DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS.

Sora: *Hears Ruka singing.* what's wrong.

Ruka: *doesn't answer.* AND WITH A SINGLE CARTRIDGE I SHOT THAT BLASTED PARTRIDGE!

Roxas: Riku made her mad, she's singing the twelve days after Christmas.

All minus Riku: *listen*

Ruka: THE EIGTH DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS BEFORE THEY COULD SUSPECT! I BUNDELD UP THE EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING, NINE LADIES DANCING, TEN LORDS A LEAPING, ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING, AND THE TWELVE DRUMERS DRUMING…well actually I kept one of the drummers…AND I SENT THEM BACK COLLECT! I TOLD MY TRUE LOVE WE ARE THROUGH LOVE! AND I SAID IN SO MANY WORDS FURTHERMORE YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS ARE FOR THE BIRDS!

Kairi: wow…Ruka's peeved.

Sora: What does she mean, "I kept one of the drummers?"

Everyone else: *slightly scared stare.*

Roxas: Namine, you can draw with memories…can you draw what Ruka's plan is for Riku if she's already thought of it…that way we'll know if he needs to leave the country.

-Skip to many hours later-

Ruka: Man where do Kairi's parents keep their lighters? How will I get my revenge if?-

Namine: Ruka what are you doing? It's one in the morning.

Ruka: Well Namine if you must know I took the lovely picture you drew of Riku out of your sketch book and I was about to light it a blaze for my revenge.

Namine: But then he'd die of third degree burns.

Ruka: Blender?

Namine: tornado.

Ruka: Tub of water?

Namine: drown.

Ruka: But I must have my-

Namine: *Pulls out sketch book and erases memory of Ruka wanting revenge.*

Ruka: What am I doing here…and why do I have a picture of Riku with me…oh well good night Namine. *Goes back to bed.*

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Scene 4 (A/N: This is probably the only time these characters will be in school…so enjoy it cause you're not getting another school scene.)

Ruka: *running in fear of something dives into a class room and closes door.*

Everyone: *stares at her.*

Ruka: *mumbles to self.* Roxas, Namine, Kairi, Sora, Riku, Hayner, Pence, and Olette…*to everyone else.* Good you're all here…now don't be alarmed, I'm just going to board up this door.

Olette: Why would you it's just school. If you forgot your homework it's not a big deal, you don't forget it every day like Hayner and Pence.

Ruka: No there are kingdom hearts fans surrounding the class room as we speak. Look. *points to window in the door.*

Everyone else: *screams.*

Crazed fans: *break windows and find other ways to get in the class room.*

Everyone and Ruka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN TO THE SAFETY OF SORA'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-At Sora's house-

Ruka: Good we all made it.

Pence: Where's Riku?

Hayner: The fan girls must have got him.

Ruka: Everyone, we must remove our hats-

Kairi: Ruka you're the only one wearing a hat.

Ruka: *looks up and giggles.* Oh yea. *Takes off hat and chucks it out of the way.*

CRASH

Sora and Roxas: Great there goes our allowance.

Ruka: as I was saying we must bow our heads in memory of Riku.

Door: *opens and then slams shut.*

Riku: I'm not dead you idiots.

Ruka: RIKU! YOU'RE ALIVE…AND MISSING MOST OF YOUR SHIRT AND COVERED LIPSTICK BUT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Namine: How did you get away?

Riku: let's just say for once I'm glad there's a Riku replica.

Ruka: There's a Riku replica?

Kairi: Namine, why do we let her *points at Ruka.* Stay at our house.

Namine: because we're good people and with how she is-

Ruka: rrrrrrrrrrrrrribit…

Namine: do you honestly think it would be safe to let her stay at Sora or Riku's houses.

Kairi and Namine: No...

Roxas: there's something wrong with that girl…

Everyone else: ya think? (Sarcastic.)

Ruka: I can hear you!

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Scene five (A/N: okay so I lied. One more school scene…this happened with the books as ninja stars in school today. I'm normally Ruka but I'd say I was Olette in this one.)

Ruka: *eating a cupcake.* I HATE SCHOOL!

Hayner: It's not like we have a choice we have to be here, I mean you could try to climb out the window-

Ruka: *runs over to window and tries to get out.*

Olette: Wait Ruka we're on the 2nd floor!

Ruka: *Climbs back in.*

Pence: These are my ninja stars!

Roxas: Pence that a stack of ten Lord of the Flies books.

Pence: Silence mortals. *Throws books at everyone nailing Olette, Namine, and Kairi in the head. Knocking Hayner off his desk into Sora who hit Riku who just missed Ruka who picked up the book noticed she'd read it before tossed it backwards so that it hit Roxas who was knocked into Pence.*

Ruka: Our teacher would have probably absorbed the books and learned every word.

Olette: My friend at my old school has an 8 pound text book for lit and a kid in her class dropped his down the stairs…the book was ok, but the stairs weren't.

Riku: *gets up off the floor.* could everyone be quiet? I had no sleep for the past two days.

Sora: Ruka…what did you do?

Ruka: I get bored! I have a cell phone! What am I supposed to do?

Kairi: That doesn't make me and Namine feel rejected in the slightest.

Namine: We share a room, if you're bored you can hang out with me.

Ruka: Yea but you're always drawing pictures of Roxas surrounded by hearts! And Kairi is always trying to work up the courage to call Sora! And when you sleep you always say stuff about Roxas and-

Namine: *covers Ruka's mouth.* YOU HEARD NOTHING! *said mostly to Roxas.*

Roxas: *blushes.*

Sora: Wait that sounds a lot like how Roxas always talks about how pretty Nami-

Roxas: *Covers Sora's mouth.*

Namine: *Blushes.*

Ruka: *starts crying.*

Kairi: what's wrong Ruka?

Ruka: My cupcake is all gone…I ate it. I LOVEDED YOU CUPCAKE! I LOVEDED YOU!!(A/N: yes I'm copying invader zim, yes I know the line is wrong I liked the I loveded you piggy I loveded you like better then the I miss you cupcake line.)

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Scene six (A/N: wow more school…my school is interesting. Similar conversation with a friend but this one happened along time ago…I miss him.)

Ruka and Riku: *running in gym class.*

Riku: *Falls over.*

Ruka: Hey are you tired?

Riku: I'm on the floor in gym with my eyes closed…what do you think?

Ruka: You're tired.

Riku: Yes and you're not normal.

Ruka: I thought we assessed that when Kairi gave me chocolate.

Riku: Oh yea I was for getting…Meow! I'm a moose! *in mocking tone.*

Ruka: Haha Riku you're funny when you're deprived of sleep. :D

Riku: Don't tell anyone it will ruin my reputation.

Ruka: You mean your reputation of being a floating cloud of gloom that is followed by darkness everywhere he goes and that's why he uses a night light?

Riku: Shut up and help me up! I'd rather not lie on the floor all day.

Ruka: and I'd rather not help you up with out a please Haruka-chan thank you very much.

Riku: please Haruka-chan.

Ruka: Ha what was the first thing I said when I came to Destiny Island's?

Riku: to call you Ruka.

Ruka: say please Ruka-chan.

Riku: please help me up Ruka-chan.

Ruka: I said Haruka-chan-

Riku: just shut up and help me up.

Ruka: fine sheesh, don't be so mean.

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Scene seven (A/N: and now quotes my friends and I made in kingdom hearts form. These were all said and all happened…I used Hayner and Olette for the one thing cause I couldn't think of anything.)

Ruka: If life was a high way we'd all be run over.

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Namine: Welcome to the black hole that is my room.

Roxas: help!

Ruka: what was that?

Namine: must be Roxas…last time I saw him he was near my sock pile.

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Kairi: Thank you for calling Kairi's phone…Kairi speaking.

THUD

Ruka: What was that?

Kairi: uhhh…Sora "fell" down the stairs.

Sora: I'm okay!

CRASH

Ruka: and that?

Kairi: uhhh…BYE!

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Riku: If you fall off your horse get back on and try, try again.

Ruka: and then what?

Riku: Go to McDonald's and get me some McFood. I'm McHungry.

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Pence: PIKACHU!!!!

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(A/N: Me and my friend hid behind a couch at her house and taped her brother asking some one out. I'm Ruka, my friend is Yuffie, and Hayner is her brother.)

Hayner: So Olette…um will you go out with me?

Olette: of course.

Ruka: *behind couch.* Brilliant Yuffie we caught everything on tape.

Yuffie: *Snickers.*

Hayner: Hey!

Ruka: RUN, RUN FOR THE SAFETY OF THE HILLS OF MINNESOTA!!!!!

(A/N: I live no where near Minnesota…that last line was a reference to our Spanish class.)

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(A/N: This happened when me and my friends were going through a forest one day. I had to use them cause their my favorite paring.)

Roxas: Namine jump I'll catch you!

Namine: Okay. *Jumps*

Roxas: oh look a river.

CRASH

Roxas: whoops.

Namine: You're lucky you're cute. *stomps off.*

Roxas: ahahaha! *scratches back of head with hand and blushes.*

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That's it for now…I'll get to work on that Harry Potter story some time…I'm almost done with chapters 6 and 7.