Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the song shown in this chapter. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl.


(to the tune of 'Piano Man')

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Old Man Yamamoto is sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son you remind me of a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Come and save us you know you're a hero man
Come and save us tonight
Well we all need to be rescued
And you seem to do it alright

Now Toshiro at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he doesn't like to joke and hopes you don't smoke
So of course there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Ichigo, I believe this is killing me."
As the frown deepened on his face
"Well, I'm sure that I should be doing paperwork
If I could get out of this place"

Now Shunsui is a no-good lay about
Who wants Nanao to be his wife
And he's talking with Ukitake, who says he is okay
Though he's been sickly for all his life

And Hanataro is practicing politics
As the lieutenants slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Come and save us you know you're a hero man
Come and save us tonight
Well we all need to be rescued
And you seem to do it alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Urahara gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the bar sounds like a carnival
And the whole place smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar with sushi black as tar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Come and save us you know you're a hero man
Come and save us tonight
Well we all need to be rescued
And you seem to do it alright