A/n: Well here's yet another one-shot that my brain latched onto and wouldn't let go, and I hope you enjoy it.
Mr Krabs was busy doing paperwork at the Krusty Krab as he tended to do during the workdays, and he had soft jazz playing from his portable radio creating a relaxing environment...
"MR KRABS!"
...Until he heard Spongebob's rather loud yell, and so with a sigh he put the paper he was reading down and braced himself for the oncoming disturbance otherwise known as Spongebob. Not a second sooner did his office door slam open, and Spongebob ran frantically to his desk. "Mr Krabs I need your help with a very urgent matter!" said Spongebob urgently, "I'm on it" said Mr Krabs helpfully as he stood up and brandished a shovel in one claw and a beige tarp in the other.
"Uh where did you get those?" said Spongebob once he noticed the items Mr Krabs held, said crustacean blinked a couple of times before looking at the shovel and tarp as if he had never seen them before. "...I don't know" said Mr Krabs looking just as puzzled as Spongebob, "Anyway about that favor" said Spongebob getting back on topic. "Right don't worry Spongebob I'll help you get rid of the body, I know a couple of places the cops won't search" said Mr Krabs assured the sponge kindly.
"What are you talking about?!" said Spongebob looking very horrified at what his boss was implying, Mr Krabs blinked twice as if he didn't understand why Spongebob was reacting like that. "You mean you didn't accidentally kill someone because of your reckless driving and need help hiding the body before the cops find out?" asked Mr Krabs for clarification.
"NO!"
"Aw! There goes my fun" said Mr Krabs with a pout as if genuinely disappointed, and proceeded to throw his shovel over his shoulder. With a crash of glass the shovel broke through the window, not a second later did a shout of 'My Leg!' was heard. Exchanging a look with Spongebob the two quickly made their way to the window, and looked out it to see...the shovel lying on the ground with nobody around. "Wow I thought the shovel hit somebody" exclaimed Spongebob in relief, "I know which is weird considering there was no one there to begin with" replied Mr Krabs.
"Anyway about that favor I gonna need to leave a couple hours early tomorrow I have a family reunion to attend" asked Spongebob his boss with a hopeful expression. "Sure Spongebob" said Mr Krabs to which Spongebob cheered and gave him a quick hug before leaving, once the door to office closed Mr Krabs locked it. He gazed around the room as if to see that he was truly alone, and grabbed the tarp that lay forgotten on the floor and rolled it into a tight ball.
Mr Krabs then chucked the ball out the same window that he threw the shovel, and sure enough the same sound was heard. But a quick glance outside showed there wasn't any one there to be hit by it, so the crustacean had only one thing to say.
"Where is that noise coming from?".
A/N: There's a poll I'd like you to vote on, also check out the new revised Chapter of Beyond the Stars and review to tell me what you think.
