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Catastrophe!!!
THE LOFT:
Blair stirred under the pile of multi-coloured blankets. Something was wrong, very wrong. He couldn't quite put his finger on it. And what the hell was that noise?! He turned round and slowly opened his eyes only to come face to face with a large black panther. He blinked. Nope, still there.
He paused, looked at the panther, which was lounging next to him on the bed staring at him with clear pale blue eyes.
Blair:………………….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs out of his room, slamming the door, keeping the panther from coming after him*
Blair: JIM!!!!!!!!!!!
*No answer*
Blair: *worriedly* Jim!
*Still no answer*
Blair: Ok, ok, don't panic, he's probably just gone out for a jog. Yeah, that's it. He'll be back any minute now *Looks at the front door hopefully* Yeah any time……….NOW! * The door stays stubbornly closed* Great, now what am I gonna do?
*There comes a scratching behind his bedroom door and an angry growl*
Blair: Damn it, where's my blessed protector when I need him?!
*The door starts to open slowly*
Blair: Oh. My. God. *Starts running around in circles* Whatdoido, whatdoido!!!!?????*Stops* Wait a goddamn cotton picking minute. Lets review; we have a black panther, with blue eyes, something familiar about that. What is it?
*The door opens and the panther comes out, pounces on Blair, knocking him to the floor and stares at him impatiently.
Blair: Jim?
Panther/Jim: *Growl*
Blair: My god. *Faints out right on the floor*
Panther/Jim: *Sigh*
*The panther/Jim tries everything to get Blair to wake up. Licks him, nudges him, jumps on him. Finally he gives up and just bites him on the nose.
Blair: Ooowwww, what ya do that for?
Panther/Jim: *Growl*
Blair: How'd this happen?
Panther/Jim: *Stares at him*
Blair: Oh yeah, you can't talk*thinks* Oh I know! You could scratch it on the floor with your claws!
Panther/Jim: *Gives him a glare that says, "What scratch my perfect (no pun intended) floor, you must be joking?!"*
Blair: Oooookkaaaayyyy, not that then………ummmmm……….what about you try to type it on my laptop?
Panther/Jim: *Growls*
Blair: Was that a yes or a no? Oh I know you can growl once for yes and twice for no.
Panther/Jim: *Gives him a look that says "and you thought that all up yourself, wow", then growls once*
Blair: Cool*Gets laptop out* There you go
Panther/Jim: *Types something with his nose*
Blair: Awwwwww, you look sooo cute when you do that!
Panther/Jim: *Snarl*
Blair: *Backs up with his hands up in front of him* Ok, ok, you're not cute, not one little bit.
Panther/Jim: *Snorts, goes back to typing*
Blair: *Starts whistling and looking at the ceiling, then starts bouncing on the balls of his feet* God, no wonder you need me to do your reports for you. How long does it take you to write a simple message? You don't have to write an essay you know.
Panther/Jim/computer: Your hair looks stupid when you've just woken up! Muahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha….etc
Blair: *Glares* Thanks big guy, I'll remember that, next time you zone I'll let you be run over by a garbage truck
Panther/Jim/computer: Did I say stupid, ha ha I meant lovely, beautiful, stunning, absolutely………
Blair: Ok, ok, I'll let you off this time. *Puts hand to hair* Really? You think so? *Poses*
Panther/Jim/computer: *Snorts* Don't push your luck, chief
Blair: Do you remember how you got like this, man?
Panther/Jim/computer: *Thinks, shrugs* Nope
Blair: Oh, ok then. *Sits down and starts to have breakfast*
Panther/Jim/computer: *Growls, bites him on the foot* Hey!
Blair: Ow! What!? Oh yeah you're a panther, ok we can deal with this……….you could have cat food. Will whiskers be alright?
Panther/Jim/computer: *Pounces on Blair, Blair falls backwards off his chair while his algae shake goes flying in the air and lands on Jim's head*
Blair: You're supposed to drink it Jim
Panther/Jim: *Snarl*
Blair: *Looks at their position on the floor* Ah, Jim? You know this could be taken the wrong way you know
Panther/Jim: *Stares* ………………
Blair: Ok, are you ……you know……going to get off me now? Uh because now would be a good time coz well…….how can I put this……You're breath really stinks
Panther/Jim: *Breaths in his face*
Blair: *Coughs* Yeah Jim that was soooooo smart, you sure showed me
Panther/Jim: *Growls*
End of part one
More still to come. Please review^_^
Catastrophe!!!
THE LOFT:
Blair stirred under the pile of multi-coloured blankets. Something was wrong, very wrong. He couldn't quite put his finger on it. And what the hell was that noise?! He turned round and slowly opened his eyes only to come face to face with a large black panther. He blinked. Nope, still there.
He paused, looked at the panther, which was lounging next to him on the bed staring at him with clear pale blue eyes.
Blair:………………….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs out of his room, slamming the door, keeping the panther from coming after him*
Blair: JIM!!!!!!!!!!!
*No answer*
Blair: *worriedly* Jim!
*Still no answer*
Blair: Ok, ok, don't panic, he's probably just gone out for a jog. Yeah, that's it. He'll be back any minute now *Looks at the front door hopefully* Yeah any time……….NOW! * The door stays stubbornly closed* Great, now what am I gonna do?
*There comes a scratching behind his bedroom door and an angry growl*
Blair: Damn it, where's my blessed protector when I need him?!
*The door starts to open slowly*
Blair: Oh. My. God. *Starts running around in circles* Whatdoido, whatdoido!!!!?????*Stops* Wait a goddamn cotton picking minute. Lets review; we have a black panther, with blue eyes, something familiar about that. What is it?
*The door opens and the panther comes out, pounces on Blair, knocking him to the floor and stares at him impatiently.
Blair: Jim?
Panther/Jim: *Growl*
Blair: My god. *Faints out right on the floor*
Panther/Jim: *Sigh*
*The panther/Jim tries everything to get Blair to wake up. Licks him, nudges him, jumps on him. Finally he gives up and just bites him on the nose.
Blair: Ooowwww, what ya do that for?
Panther/Jim: *Growl*
Blair: How'd this happen?
Panther/Jim: *Stares at him*
Blair: Oh yeah, you can't talk*thinks* Oh I know! You could scratch it on the floor with your claws!
Panther/Jim: *Gives him a glare that says, "What scratch my perfect (no pun intended) floor, you must be joking?!"*
Blair: Oooookkaaaayyyy, not that then………ummmmm……….what about you try to type it on my laptop?
Panther/Jim: *Growls*
Blair: Was that a yes or a no? Oh I know you can growl once for yes and twice for no.
Panther/Jim: *Gives him a look that says "and you thought that all up yourself, wow", then growls once*
Blair: Cool*Gets laptop out* There you go
Panther/Jim: *Types something with his nose*
Blair: Awwwwww, you look sooo cute when you do that!
Panther/Jim: *Snarl*
Blair: *Backs up with his hands up in front of him* Ok, ok, you're not cute, not one little bit.
Panther/Jim: *Snorts, goes back to typing*
Blair: *Starts whistling and looking at the ceiling, then starts bouncing on the balls of his feet* God, no wonder you need me to do your reports for you. How long does it take you to write a simple message? You don't have to write an essay you know.
Panther/Jim/computer: Your hair looks stupid when you've just woken up! Muahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha….etc
Blair: *Glares* Thanks big guy, I'll remember that, next time you zone I'll let you be run over by a garbage truck
Panther/Jim/computer: Did I say stupid, ha ha I meant lovely, beautiful, stunning, absolutely………
Blair: Ok, ok, I'll let you off this time. *Puts hand to hair* Really? You think so? *Poses*
Panther/Jim/computer: *Snorts* Don't push your luck, chief
Blair: Do you remember how you got like this, man?
Panther/Jim/computer: *Thinks, shrugs* Nope
Blair: Oh, ok then. *Sits down and starts to have breakfast*
Panther/Jim/computer: *Growls, bites him on the foot* Hey!
Blair: Ow! What!? Oh yeah you're a panther, ok we can deal with this……….you could have cat food. Will whiskers be alright?
Panther/Jim/computer: *Pounces on Blair, Blair falls backwards off his chair while his algae shake goes flying in the air and lands on Jim's head*
Blair: You're supposed to drink it Jim
Panther/Jim: *Snarl*
Blair: *Looks at their position on the floor* Ah, Jim? You know this could be taken the wrong way you know
Panther/Jim: *Stares* ………………
Blair: Ok, are you ……you know……going to get off me now? Uh because now would be a good time coz well…….how can I put this……You're breath really stinks
Panther/Jim: *Breaths in his face*
Blair: *Coughs* Yeah Jim that was soooooo smart, you sure showed me
Panther/Jim: *Growls*
End of part one
More still to come. Please review^_^
