HELLO. I am back with a FFTA random story! This is before Marche met Montblanc. THIS STORY ALSO TEACHES YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE! Or else a burning bangaa will come and GETCHA. So watch out for any lizards. OMG, they fly.
Disclaimer: FFTA does NOT belong to me. If it did, however, Llednar would join your clan. D:
START!
The attack of the moogles
CAST:
Salsber the juggler
Montblanc the black mage
Chaucer the gunner
Marius the gadgeteer
Lini the mog knight
In some underground hideout, we see 3 moogles around a table with a dimly lit light overhanging.
Chaucer: Got any fours, kupo? –peeps out from behind cards-
Montblanc: Nope.
Salsber: GO FISH! KUPOHO!
Chaucer: -flops cards down on table and stands up, waving gun around- NO WAY!
Salsber: YEAH KUPO-ING WAY! –flashes cards-
Montblanc: -mutter- What kupo-poets. –rolls eyes-
Salsber: That makes…12-kupo wins for the moogles back home!
Chaucer: Are you kupo-nuts?! The last time I counted, we were tied!
Montblanc: Do you hear some footsteps, kupuuu? Some VERY heavy footsteps?
Chaucer: …kuupuu? I think I hear Godzilla's footsteps.
Salsber: That's not Godzilla, kupo! GET DOWN! SPROHMDORKS ARE HERE! –dives under table-
A defender pokes his head in from the hatchet above.
Defender: BUSSSSTED!
Montblanc: EAT FIRAGA! –blasts-
Defender: ADRAMMELECHHHHHH! YIII! –bursts into a ball of fire-
Chaucer: KUPO-CRAP! YOU JUST USED FIRAGA WHEN WE'RE UNDER AN OIL PLANTATION!
Salsber: RUN IF YOU WANNA LIVE, KUPOOOOO!
Faster than you can say 'MARCHE'S HAIR DEFIES ALL GRAVITY', our 3 moogles took off for Baguba.
Somewhere not far away…
Lini: Hey Mari…issat a shootin' star right o'er 'dere? –sway-
Marius: That kupo-crap has finally gotten to your head, Lin. Naw, that's probably one of them crazed firebombs.
Lini: -sobers up- KUPO! ITS COMING FOR US! –flaps wings and drags Marius along-
10 seconds later, an innocent desert was killed.
Lini: Uuugh, kupoho… you have to go easy on the ice cream, kupooooooo! –falls out of sky-
Marius: Lini? LINI?! WHERE ARE YOU, LIN?! SPEAK TO MEEEE! NOOOOPOHOOO!
Lini: -muffled- K-kupooo…get the k-kupo off mee….
10 minutes and Lini (now in a portable pancake size) and Marius were off to warn the public.
Marius: I hope we're not too late, kupupu..
Lini: -run over by a berserk Gunner-
Chaucer, A.K.A. the berserk gunner: RUN FOR YOUR KUPO-LIVESSSS!
Montblanc and Salsber catch up, running over Lini once again.
Lini: Oooh, my kupo hea- -RUN OVER-
Salsber: Lordy, I think I'm gonna have a kupo-ing seizure.
Marius: Excuse me, have you seen a flaming lizard recently, kupo?
Montblanc: Uuhh…now that you mention it…
Lini: -mumbled roar- YOU PEOPLE BROUGHT THAT MONSTROSITY HERE?!
Salsber: Umm, kupokinda.
//end Ch1
(A/N: Hohum. So it ends. NOT. WAAAAAAAAAAHAA -SHOT- Anywayy. -waits for flames to roll in-)
