High school, better yet know as the best four years of our life right? Wrong. Well I sure as hell hope that I'm wrong unless the rest of my life is actually downhill from here. Please god, do not let that happen. Why does high school suck you ask? Are you serious, you need to ask that question? Early hours, stuck in a classes for hours with people you hate, all the assholes that somehow manage to pass every class with ease, the long hours of studying, and don't forget that overly priced barely edible cafeteria food. Yes, best time of my life, great.

Although, S.H.I.E.L.D. High is not your average school, sure it still has all the sucky people that I have to deal with every day but a group of us are actually training after school to become "superheros." Some of us have powers but most of us including me are just learning to fight but we can't have the "normies," finding out about us so we keep the S.H.I.E.L.D. training on the downlow.

Anyways, back to the wonderful people of S.H.I.E.L.D. High, even though we're a secret superhero in training school we've still got all your stereotypical traits of the high school student body. Let's start with everyone's favorite, the Jock a.k.a. the asshole.

Everyone knows the quarterback, everyone loves him even though he's a total jerk. At our school that's Steve Rogers and he's an asshole that's for sure. I don't mind him though, he's jerk to everyone and not just particular people. He's not racist, homophobic or sexist, just a jerk to anyone and everyone that's not him. Expect his boyfriend Bucky Barnes. Don't even think about calling either of them fags or queers because that'll be the last thing you ever say. There's not much else to tell about him except for the fact that we actually hooked up a while back. It was probably freshman year it was something alright. Honestly the two of us never, ever talk about it. We never want to talk about it and we just leave it at that. As Captain America, he's nicer to those that train with us though. My relationship now with him? It's basically us ignoring the fact we ever dated by helping each other out with our boy troubles. Even though we talk and get along, he's still a jerk who thinks he better than anyone at this school. He's not wrong considering what we go to school with but it gets annoying sometimes.

Speaking of Bucky Barnes, Steve's lover, he's your R.O.T.C. guy. Every Thursday he'll be in uniform and we all know he's got his life planned out going into the army. Bucky is more a laid back kind of person who doesn't really get involve in the drama of anyone else. He's got his boyfriend and he's happen with him. He's an okay guy and he'll hang out with the gang from time to time although he doesn't train with us. He's not about that whole lifestyle, military is what he wants and that's what he's getting.

There's two other boys and a set of twins training at S.H.I.E.L.D. with Steve and me. One of them would be Clint Barton, also know as the Stoner. He just smokes weed and that's it. If any of our trainers found out like Coulson or Fury he'd be dead. I make sure that loser doesn't get caught lighting it up. Don't let the fact that he smokes pot fool you, he's an amazing archer. He came up with name Hawkeye during one of his highs and that's what stuck. Clint is probably my favorite out of the group. He's a total dork when you get to know him and yes he's a bit thick at times but a super cool and chill guy. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have feelings for him but I don't want that getting in the way of our training. We're supposed to be professionals after all. He's asked me out from time to time and I've rejected him multiple times. Steve probably told him what I've said about Clint to him and that's why he keeps on about it. God I hate Steve so much sometimes.

Anyways, I'm off track. Enough about Clint, next is Thor Odinson. Your Prep of the high school world. He's the got the best of everything, hair, car, house, body and whatever else you can think of. He's probably the definition of Mr. Perfect being the president of literally every club that deals with helping people and the environment. I have no clue how he has time for training with all his responsibilities. He lives this perfect life at school but trust me his life isn't perfect. I can tell by the one study night I had at his house and his adopted brother Loki was there. Yeah, he's a real handful and I feel bad for Thor. The torture he must go through with his brother. Thor's speciality is his hammer that only those that are worthy can lift it. I've tried once before and lifted it with ease but I don't want to break Thor's ego by telling him that I was able to do it. All I know if the time comes in battle, I'll be able to use it which will be a huge advantage.

The last two in the training program are the foreign exchange students, Pietro and Wanda Maximoff. Let's start with Pietro first, he's one of the few that actually have superpowers on the team. He's the fastest person in this school and he's the reason anyone from track even made it to States last year. The two of them are from Sokovia and they've got thick Russian accents. Pietro is the one that pulls the pranks on the team and he's kind of an asshole at times. No wonder Steve and him get along. He'd be the fastest person in the world with his abilities that he has but sadly our rival Justice High has Barry Allen the fastest man alive has him beat. You had to be there to see that race. It was over in seconds running a mile but it was a sight to see. Sadly to say, S.H.E.I.L.D. High lost that race. Pietro's nicknames include Mr. Speedy, Roadrunner, Sonic, and Dash. The more references the team comes up with the better. He's the only one on the team with a girlfriend that also has superpowers. Crystalia Amaquelin, she's a sweet girl that controls the elements. You never see those two arguing or gossip about one of them cheating. They're high school sweethearts but I honestly don't think they're going to last. Pietro's got a bit of the temper. Don't tell him I said that though.

Getting off topic again, Wanda Maximoff, yes. When Pietro isn't off with Crystalia you will never see the twins apart. Those two are the perfect superhero duo. Wanda is pretty weird and her powers are hard to explain. She can controls minds, move objects, cause hallucinations and all that jazz. When Pietro is with Crystal though, Wanda is usually found in the corner observing others. Being the only other female on the team, I've befriended her and hang out with when Pietro is gone. She's one of the sweetest person I've ever met, although she does have her quirks. She has a thing for androids, like she's in love with Data from Star Trek. I don't what all of it's about but I don't mind it. I hope one day she meets an android and falls in love. Stark should get on that for her. Other than android thing, she's an amazing girl and I'm glad to call her my friend in school.

That's the whole S.H.I.E.L.D. team but you can't forget about the people that run it. We have Superintendent Fury, who's a real hard ass. He makes sure everything runs smoothly in school and training. He's also the recruiter for the team. I'm pretty sure we're getting Peter Parker who I'll talk about later along with others that go to this school. Anyways Fury, do not piss him off. He'll go on a whole speech using the word "motherfucker" about twenty times in the same sentence. I'm just sayin if you piss him off, run! Although he nowhere near as bad as Principal Coulson. With Fury he's hardly ever around just to check up on us or yell at us, so you know what to expect.

Principal Coulson is always on your case about everything and he's literally always watching the six of us. He's really hard on Clint and if Clint ever got busted smoking pot, he'd be kicked off the team and probably sent to work some shitty job because he's a screw up as I said before he'd be dead. Coulson is on us about our grades, who were hanging out with, what we're doing every night, and if we're in relationships or not. He's basically like our dad but he hold our future careers over our heads if do a major screw up.

Vice Principal Hill, she's our savior. She's the one that doesn't rat us out to Fury if we're late and she'll make up excuses for us if Coulson asks. Clint got caught with weed around her and she did nothing about it, other than yelling at him for being an idiot with it on him while Coulson was around. I don't think I could make it through my high school without her. She also knows what's actually going on in this school, like social wise. She knows about the horrid Plastics which make our time at school a living hell.

Do I seriously have to tell you guys all about them? They're all the same. Fine, I guess you have the right to know what I have to endure everyday. "The Plastics", the worst people you will ever meet also know as the populars that everyone really hates and I mean everyone. They're a team of five super rich, super rude, and oh did I also mention supervillains? Okay, well I think they are. We don't have any actual proof but that's not going to stop me. They're as wicked and evil as they come. Let's start with their leader,Erik Lehnsherr, senior which means soon to be gone. Nobody knows that much about him other than he's best friends with Professor X. It's weird actually you wouldn't think that someone like Professor would ever think of talking to a guy like that. I've yet to figure out him and there's not much more to tell about him other than he thinks smoking is cool and drives a really nice car.

His right hand man is Raven Darkholme. She's beauty, she's grace and she will most definitely punch you in your face. Do not anger this one and do not, I repeat do not call her Erik's girlfriend. She'll get extremely offended because that's not what they are. They're partners in crime. For the plastics, Raven is the recruiter. Right now I know they're trying to get Harry Osborn but I don't think he's going to budge. Who knows though? Other than being the recruiter, she's also the party planner. I will say one positive thing about the Plastics and that is they throw amazing parties. Have I ever been to one you ask? No, but I've heard about many many stories of all their different parties and I'd be fun to go to one, I'm not gonna lie.

After Raven we have Loki Laufeyson, Thor's younger adoptive asshole of a brother. Don't even get me started on him. I don't understand why he's so rude thinking he's above everyone else. Was he not loved as a child or something? I can see being jealous of Thor because he is Mr. Perfect but you'd think he'd be a bit nicer, that way everyone would actually like him. I don't get him and I guess I never will. Moving on...

The fourth Plastic and probably the most attractive out of the group is Nebula and she's honestly the nicest out of the group. I mean she'll straight up tell you if you look like you picked your clothes out of the trash but other than that I haven't had a problem with her. She's the one who's more focused on her makeup and hair than worrying about whatever plans Erik and Raven are up to.

Lastly, the least important Plastic of them all is Eddie Brock. No one really knows why he's with the Plastics and nobody really ever questions it anymore. They all ignore him anyways. He still thinks he's above everyone and he acts really pretentious just because he's a photographer and gets money off them from newspapers. Well News Flash Eddie, nobody cares. Somehow he's still living the life with the Plastics going to every freaking party of there's. Not many others even get invited to the Plastic parties except for one dude, he'll always be at a good party.

The guy I'm talking about is Party Guy Peter. Peter Quill is how you determine if it's a good party or not. If he doesn't show up, it doesn't matter how amazing your party actually was, without Peter it sucks. He's a really cool guy but I don't really talk to him all that much. I've been to a couple parties with him there and he is that guy that ends up with the lampshade on his head after getting completely wasted. If you're ever throwing a party, make sure you've got Party Guy Peter. If you need help with your science project you get Peter Parker, Peter.

Peter Parker, also known as Spiderman. He's soon to join us in our S.H.I.E.L.D. training and he knows we know about him. He's the only superhero now that's actually out there, the rest of us keep to the shadows until our training is complete. I'd love to take down the Lizard with him. I don't know how he does it all by himself though. If you have ever seen Peter Parker you'd know what I'm talking about. He's a scrawny little kid and a huge science nerd. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just to take down Doctor Octopus all by yourself being him? That's just a huge surprise to me. Anyways, other than being a huge nerd and being your neighborhood Spiderman, he's actually got a boyfriend. His name is Harry Osborn and I've actually mentioned him before. Seeing Peter Parker all blushing and in love is like watching a little puppy, literally the cutest thing ever.

Harry Osborn, Peter's boyfriend, son of Norman Osborn who is the owner of OSCORP. Harry is the Richie Rich of our school although he doesn't like being known for having all this money. That is after all the only reason the Plastics are trying to recruit him since his dad is a big deal and all. He's super protective over Peter and wouldn't ditch him to go be popular and if that isn't the sweetest thing, I don't know what is. They're going to get married I just know it.

Gross, I am sounding like a twelve year old girl finding her first gay ship. Whoa, totally sorry about that. Enough about the two lovebirds, next and finally out of the students we have Wade Wilson. He's your class clown and wannabe superhero. He goes by Deadpool and let me just say, Wade Wilson is a total nut case. If you can, avoid him at all costs. He will literally make you rethink why you still wake up in the morning to go to this hell hole of a school. He's got like split personalities or something and no matter which one it is, he's always acting out. Thank the gods you don't have to put up with him in gym like I do. Dodgeball is an extremely scary game playing with a mad man like himself.

Alright, so a school is more than just students right? You've got your Guidance Counselor and ours completely sucks ass. Mr. Randwas totally some hippy in the 70's. He's got this kind of zen, chi, thing going on with him and he will not guide or counsel you in any means. I went to him with a problem about my schedule and he literally threw five metaphors about my life and the elements at me. I didn't understand a word of it and I'm hoping I don't have to go back to him for any more problems.

If you've got a problem, you don't see Mr. Rand. You actually go to our janitor Mr. Lee or Stan if you're close with him like I am. Stan helps me with locker problems, late passes, and every day problems that I have. I can count on that crazy old man to help me get out of sticky situation and I'm glad to call him a friend. He's probably the best part of this high school if I'm being honest. If he gets fired, Iwill drop out. That is how much Stan has changed my high school experience.

Oh yeah, teachers. I also forgot about them. They're the last people that I have to talk about and then we can actually get on with this story. Starting with science we have Mr. Stark for physics and he also teaches robotics. You may know him as Iron Man and his job at this school is making sure that we have all our equipment for training. If something technological goes wrong, you turn to Tony Stark. Chemistry is Mr. Banner, all I have to say about him is don't anger that man, you will regret it. I mentioned Professor X and he's a teacher of psychology. Other than being good friends with Erik he doesn't really provide the team any use. Our gym teacher isMr. Cage and he absolutely terrifies me. He's the big black guy that could crush me like a bug if I got out of order. I stay in the back for everything in his class and I've yet to be actually notice. Perks of being a wallflower during gym.

I'm only going to talk about four more teacher because there is a ton but I really don't want to go on much longer. English is Mr. Murdock, he's blind which is extremely ironic since the only thing we do in English is read and write. He must have some kind of super senses or something because you can't slack off in his class even if you try. My favorite math teacher is Mr. Richards who teaches trig and he's extremely smart. You do not question Mr. Richards and if you confused forget it, we're still moving on. I really think he wanted to be a college professor but got stuck in high school. Another teacher is our woodshop, Mr. Howlett. He's freaking Wolverine and if you stay back to work on project you can just see him using his claws to get work done. It's a real show but only a few of us get to actually see it. Lastly, our art teacher is named Rouge. We don't ask why she goes by that name and we don't question it. She lets us do whatever the hell we want with our projects and as long as we do something she's happy with us.

Well that's everyone in this interesting school of S.H.I.E.L.D. High, well at least all the people that actually matter. There's a few more but they're irrelevant to me and my whole high school experience. Who am I? Natasha Romanoff codename Black Widow. You'd never know I was training for S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm that girl that everyone knows but doesn't seem to care that she's there. Not much else to tell about me, I'm no Steve Rogers after all. Oh well, high school sucks anyways. Well onto our story I suppose...

You better believe we're starting with my plot line. I'm the main character and we're doing things my way.