Disclaimer: Today, I'm still waiting for Higuchi Tachibana-sensei to adopt me. But no, it hasn't happened yet, so I'll have to resort to disclaimers. For now. MLIA. PS: This disclaimer applies to all of my drabbles.
Written by: Me, duh. If you don't know who "me" is—Tearless Sonnet, don't forget it.
Survival of the Almost Achievers
Drabble #1: In Which Natsume Does Not Like Lollipops
"C'mon, Natsume!" protests Mikan as she holds out a lollipop covered in a pink plastic wrapper.
Natsume silently curses whoever invented Chupa Chups and shakes his head. "No way in hell, Polka."
Mikan groans. "Don't be such a sourpuss! Eat something sweet for once in your entire sour life, Nattie!"
He feels his eyebrows contracting together. "Don't call me Nattie."
Instead of feeling threatened, however, she rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue. "You call me Polka Dots, so why shouldn't I call you Nattie?"
"Because you're a constipated pig-tail wearing monkey."
She snorts. "Glad to know you think of me so highly. And besides, it's strawberry!" She waves it in his face. "And I know you love strawberry!"
"Who said that?" he says disgustedly.
"It doesn't matter!" Mikan says in frustration. "Just take it!"
"I don't like lollipops," he says defiantly.
Mikan unwraps the lollipop and, out of the blue, sticks it in his mouth. "There," she says in satisfaction. "You can pretend it's a cigarette."
Mikan Sakura, he thought, was the most retarded pig-tailed monkey suffering constipation in the face of this earth.
Okay, so I know I shouldn't be making any new stories yet, but I couldn't help it. Drabbles are so easy to write. Much easier than writing oneshots or chaptered stories. Drabbles are supposed to be around 200 or 100 words and below, but I'm breaking the rules and making this a bit longer than that. I wrote eight drabbles in one day, can you believe it? Hah, writer's block, take that! :)
This is only drabble number one, but drabble number two is coming pretty soon. It's already written and everything, but I wanna make you wait. :)) I know, I'm evil. Deal with it.
~Crazy!Isa
