TITLE: The Incident 1/1
AUTHOR: Sam (Lestrade42@juno.com)
RATING: R for sexual suggestion.
FEEDBACK: Somebody SAAAAAAAVE me... from writer's block :-)
DISCLAIMER: All established characters belong to Tollin/Roberts Productions and Millar Gough Ink.

Hey kids. I know you're expecting part 11 of G&S, but I'm having a serious case of writers block so I'm writing this to work through it. Hope you likes.
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The first day of spring had brought warm temperatures to Smallville. The scent of flowers drifted through the breeze. Children screamed in joy as they ran through the corn fields and lovers laughed as they rolled together in the hay piles. The Kent farm sat unassuming in the distance when suddenly groans filled the air.

"Lex..."

"I know, Clark."

"It's a little...."

"Uncomfortable?"

"Odd."

"Yeah."

"Who knew this would happen?"

Lex laughed. "Certainly not me."

Clark groaned again. "Um, could you move your hand a little to the left?"

"Better?"

"Much. Anything I can do?"

"Yeah, shift to the left a little."

"Like this?"

"Oh yeah. That's perfect." He sighed. "Has this ever happened to you before?"

"Once, but I don't want to talk about it."

"It's okay."

"It's a little stickier than I expected."

Lex laughed. "Most people say that." A moan escaped Lex's lips. "I think my leg fell asleep."

"Hang on, I'll shift again." Clark moved himself again under Lex's body.

Suddenly the barn door opened. Martha Kent entered with an arm full of bags. "Clark, we got our carnival booth set up and..." She trailed off as she took in the site that greeted her. "Oh my God!" The bag dropped from her arms.

"Mom!"

"Mrs. Kent, I can explain..."

"Explain? How could you possibly explain this!? Clark?!"

"Well Mom..."

A glob of pink goo dripped down Lex's face and landed on Clark's back, where he'd been stuck most of the afternoon.

"You know how there's a sign on the side of the taffy pull machine that says 'Do not overfill'?"
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I know what you were thinking.... perverts ;-)