The Fun of FanFictions
Lucy lay across the bar, hitting her head repeatedly against the bar top, moaning and groaning.
"Lucy, what's wrong?" Mira asked warily, while sliding a small pillow under head to stop the oncoming concussion.
"Natsu," she whined, "He discovered FanFictions," she moaned again and continued to bang her head against the pillow.
"FanFictions?" Mira tipped her head to the side, a small smile on her face, "What kind?"
Lucy stopped hitting her head and instead rested her chin on the pillow and looked up at her while gritting her teeth, "NaLu."
Lucy winced as Mira screamed and fell back, her eyes glazed over with excitement and that look that only Mira could get when a new pairing got into her crazed brain.
"What's NaLu?" Erza asked, sitting beside Lucy with her cake, sending a frown at Mira who was fanning herself on the floor.
"Natsu and Lucy," Mira squeaked, jumping to her feet and pulling Lucy into a bone crushing hug that could rival one of Erza's, "It's my OTP!" she cried.
"OTP?" Erza looked even more confused as she looked from Lucy to Erza, "And I didn't know that you and Natsu where together."
"WE'RE NOT/THEIR MY ONE TRUE PAIRING!" Lucy and Mira shouted together, causing Erza to pale and move backwards on her stool.
"Do… Do I have a ship?" Erza stammered, her face flushing in an instant, and Lucy was slightly surprised that Erza knew shipping and not OTP.
"Yeah, JeZa," Lucy smirked, leaning forwards, glad that the attention was finally off her.
"M-Me and J-Jellal?" Erza turned bright red and buried her face in her hands.
"Oh yeah, there's also you and Natsu, and Gray-" Mira suddenly broke off when Erza's head shot up and she sent a hard glare of horror at Mira.
"I bet there's one for you Mira," Erza turned to Lucy, "Mind sharing?"
"Um… Freed and Laxus… are the main ones," Lucy mumbled while it was Mira's turn to blush and Erza barked out a laugh.
"Well… Lucy has more pairs than anyone! She's paired with almost every guy out there!" Mira cried, directing her embarrassment back to Lucy who rapidly shook her head.
"Oh? There's more than just me?" Natsu popped up and threw his arm around Lucy's shoulders, pulling her into his chest.
"Oh… a lot more," Mira grinned darkly causing Natsu and Lucy to shudder.
"Well- Lucy's mine! No one else can have her!" he yelped.
"Really, well I must admit, my favourite is Gray," Mira winked at Lucy while Natsu's chest rumbled with his low growl.
"I thought you said-" Mira cut of Erza before she could ruin her plans. Erza seemed to catch on and smirked at them.
"Well, I must say I prefer Gajeel," Erza grinned.
"Laxus!" Mira countered.
"Sting!" Erza cried.
"Rogue!"
"Hibiki!"
"Freed!"
"Bickslow!"
"Lyon!"
"Bacchus!"
"Jellal!"
"Mystogan!"
"Elfman!"
"Ichiya!" Erza finished, causing the whole guild to sweat drop, as they had begun to listen when names where called out.
"…" Lucy looked as if she was about to puke as she clutched her hands over her mouth and her chest heaved, and she clenched her eyes shut.
"Lucy's mine, and only mine. I don't share!" Natsu growled, grabbing Lucy around her waist and throwing her over his shoulder, "Now I have to rid her mind of all those horrible men and show her what a real dragon can do," he stated then stomped off, a fierce scowl on his face.
"YAY! IT WORKED!" Mira cried, spinning around in a circle and waving her hands in the air.
