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Summery: Naruto and Co meet some unexpected visitors
Warning: Completely random so be warned
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any other anime mentioned. If I did then it wouldn't be a fanfic now would it?
One morning in the world of Naruto, the sun was shining the birds were singing and Naruto was 'very' late to training
"Kuso!" cussed Naruto running through the streets a piece of toast hanging from his mouth "Of all days to sleep in, it had to be the day Kakashi-Sensei demanded we be on time because he was going to be!"
"Where is he?" asked Sakura for the fourth time. Kakashi had arrived early like he had said he would (amazing isn't it?) but Naruto was no where to be found
"Baka." sighed Sasuke "Of all the days to be late...speak of the devil."
"I'm here!" cried Naruto skidding to a stop in front of Kakashi panting heavily
"The one day I'm on time and you're late." said Kakashi with a hint of annoyance in his voice "Why are you late?"
"Gomme Kakashi-Sensei!" cried Naruto still trying to regain his breath "I couldn't sleep last night. I don't know why but it was like four in the morning by the time I went to sleep. Then I slept through my alarm."
"Had I been any other teacher I would've probably lectured you about the importance of being punctual," began Kakashi putting one hand under his chin as if thinking "but that would just waist even more time so..."
"That's not fair," grumbled Sasuke to himself but Kakashi caught every word "baka's late and doesn't even get told off."
"...I'll talk to you after we're done." finished Kakashi glancing sideways at Sasuke who stopped grumbling
"So Kakashi-Sensei," piped up Sakura "What are we doing today?"
"When we first met I had you try to get a set of bells off me. You failed miserably at working as a team at the beginning and didn't get the bells. So I thought we'd work on that same team work and see if you've improved any." explained Kakashi holding up the very same bells that he had used the first time
"Is that all?" asked Naruto "We had to rush here for that? I didn't even get to have more than a piece of toast for breakfast."
"Don't you know when to keep your mouth shut?" said Sasuke resisting the urge to slap his hand to his face in a very un-Sasukeish way.
"Oh go choke on a sock!" snapped Naruto (Coming from the original saying 'Oh put a sock in it') Sasuke and Kakashi sweat dropped and Sakura – because I don't like her very much – was randomly sucked into the earth unnoticed by everyone present.
"Choke on a sock? That has got to be the single dumbest thing I've ever heard." snapped Sasuke. Suddenly a wormhole in the sky opened and chibi Ginji randomly fell from the sky landing between them yelling
"I lost my rice ball! Wai Ban-chan!"
"Okay," said Sasuke "I stand corrected. /That/ is the single dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"Who is that?" asked Naruto looking down at Ginji who had a rice ball sitting on his head
"Where's my rice ball!?" wailed Ginji in distress. Kakashi blinked once before taking the rice ball off Ginji's head and holding it out to the chibi
"Here?"
"Yay!" cried Ginji chomping down on the rice ball and taking Kakashi's hand with it "Yummy!" Both Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped.
"Now that's just odd." commented Naruto
"On so many levels." agreed Sasuke crossing his arms over his chest and nodding seriously
"Could you not chew on my hand?" asked Kakashi shaking his trapped limb slightly alerting small blond chibi to his current predicament
"Gomme." said Ginji releasing Kakashi who immediately wiped his hand on the grass
"That was just wrong." said Sasuke and Naruto together
"I second that motion." added Kakashi pulling a face behind his mask
"Gomme, gomme!" cried Ginji flailing his arms pathetically "It's just you had the rice ball in your hand and it looked so yummy and..."
"Slow down!" cried Naruto "Now who are you?"
"I am Ginji Amano of the Get Backers recover service." stated Ginji proudly fire in his eyes and a flashing background
"That was dramatic." noted Sasuke
"I'm not done!" snapped Ginji before resuming his dramatic pose "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil!"
Sasuke and Naruto: o.0;
"coughI mean. I get back things that shouldn't be gone!" said Ginji
"Like what?" asked Kakashi
"There isn't anything you can lose that I can't get back."
"Okay next question. How did you get here?"
"Well when my mum and dad loved each other very much they did a very special sort of hug and..."
"That's not what I meant!" cried Naruto "I meant why are you here as in here in this world."
"I fell out of the sky, stupid." replied Ginji when suddenly poof he was no longer a one foot tall chibi but a tallish detailed style drawn anime. "Damn I did it again."
"What the hell was that!?" exclaimed everyone
"Oh I do that every now and then. I go chibi and then randomly turn back." said Ginji as if were no big deal
"Okay." said Sasuke stretching out the word unnecessarily
"You mean to see me you've never gone chibi before?" asked Ginji
"Once or twice but I don't end up really small and squishy like you do." said Sasuke "I just kinda lose a whole bunch of detail."
"Oh, that's what happens to Ban-chan as well but my chibi's based of Tare Panda so yeah." said Ginji
"Tare...?" began Sasuke but thought better of it "Never mind I'm not even going to ask."
"That would be very wise." said Ginji nodding, before looking up at the sky with a hand on his head "Now how am I going to get back up there? Ban-chan's probably annoying because I got sucked into the ground."
"Sucked into the ground?" asked Kakashi "Which reminds me, well doesn't really, so it really should be 'it just occurred to me' that Sakura's one."
"Oh she got sucked into the ground." said a passing gopher as the others hadn't paid attention to Sakura's fate
"Oh." said Kakashi considering this before shrugging "Well no great loss."
In the Get Backers world
"Oh great, inter-dimensional travel." groaned Sakura "Don't crossover writers have any imagination?"
"Apparently not." said Ban lighting up a smoke (remember kids smoking is good for you!) "So you are?"
"Sakura Haruno, obligatory whiny character."
"Uh, huh. We've got one of those." he paused taking an unnecessarily slow drag of his cig, for dramatic tension "She only lasted one episode." Sakura suddenly fell over backwards, overbalancing from the weight of her sweatdrop
This may or may not continue. It depends on whether people enjoyed it. R&R!
