A/N:

Oneshot's oozing with idiocy, craziness and stupidity

You've been warned!!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Naruto


Sasuke was a dead beat from his work. What?!With all those stupid papers he has to run through and those good for nothing staffs are just plain dead weight!

Oh well,glad I'm home...

After parking his car he went straight to the fridge for a nice good old beer. He took one large shot and sighed with contentment. He then began to ascend the stairs and midway he started hearing some weird breathy sounds coming from his and his wife's bedroom. He slammed open the door and before his eyes he saw his wife naked and sweating on the bed.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!" He shouted as he approached her.

"I-I'm h-having a heart attack." Hinata stumbled on her words feeling nervous to the pit of her stomach and she wished with all her might that he'd take her words, anyway, she had always had a weak heart.

After recovering himself a little from checking out his sexy wife's heavenly body not to mention sweat slickened and flushed, yeah after all these years of sleeping with her and everything that goes with the package, she still has this effect on him. BUT NO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!! HIS WIFE IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND HE SHAMELESSLY CHECKED HER OUT!

Have I no shame?! For the love of God down boy, she's having a heart attack! He angrily berrated himself

He hurriedly rushed down and dialed the hospital by then his 4yrs. old cute daughter run over to him.

"Papa! Uncle Itachi's hiding in the closet and he's naked!"

Damn that Itachi! That does it!

He slammed down the phone and angrily stomped his way to their bedroom, straight to the closet. You can only imagine the shock on Hinata and Itachi's faces, it was priceless.

Sasuke angrily glared at itachi's naked form in the closet and you've got no idea what his next words are...

"What the hell are you doing?! My wife's having a heart attack and YOU are running around the house naked playing hide and seek and worst of all, YOU are scaring my daughter!!"

And there you've got it, the most idiotic words and conclusion you could ever come-up in these kind of situations.


A/N: This is weird, I know. I got the idea listening cougheaveasdroppingcough with my elder brother messing around with his friends, seems like they're discussing about porn or something, men, I hate them... Please review!