Random…but I so wanted to try a song fic! And I thought this song is perfect…Don't you think? It's my first one! So go easy on me pleeaaaseeee (:

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Wallabee Beatles rummaged under his bed for a spare shirt. He was still living in his room he had when he was 10. He was now in his early 20s and loved to go out Friday nights with various girls. He sometimes thought back to his child years as a Kids Next Door Operative, but not so much anymore, everyone thought he was immature for thinking stuff like that. He checked his watch- he was already late for picking up his date, Amy.

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right

It was the usual date, dinner movie, yada yada. Wally and Amy had been serious for about a month and she was giving him all the regular signs, flipping her brown hair in a flirty way and winking occasionally. When Wally brought her back to his place, she asked to come in and Wally knew just what she wanted to do ;)


We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23

Wallabee couldn't get why she got angry anyway- it was a cartoon network marathon! Who would miss it anyway? He heard the door slam and thought he should run after her…then he noticed a new episode of Ed, Edd and Eddy was about to start.

And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Amy still wouldn't talk to him on the ride home, so Wallabee, thinking like a true guy, thought they'd talk better in her bedroom… But wait, her parents were home…

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

As he hung up, he realized Amy was no longer in the car. 'Did she ditch me?' Wallabee wondered out loud. He caught sight of her getting into a car with a random guy near the gas station. Wally kicked his car in annoyance. Bitch.

Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Wallabee cruised along in his car, seething. How could Amy walk off on him? She says he's "immature" well he didn't want to act like a middle aged guy anyway!

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Amy wasn't answering her phone, Wallabee took that as a break up. He sighed as he drove along his road. He caught sight of a pretty raven haired girl sitting on the side of the road. As he drove up to see her she smiled at him- Kuki.

That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously

Wally opened his door, and Kuki smiled at him. He'd missed that smile after all those years. As she got in the car he asked her where she was off to. She shrugged and muttered something about getting kicked out of McDonalds for dancing to the music and her boyfriend walking off on her. As she cursed him under her breath, Wally suddenly had a thought.

"Wanna go knock on people's doors then run away?" He asked her, beaming.

She clapped her hands and giggled. Her laugh hadn't changed in 13 years.

With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?