A/N: This is my 7th episode of "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying" and for the past 6 episodes, this fanfiction series has given away $5,857.96, $142.04 short of the $6,000.00 Limit, and I would like to say that this episodes has been limited to 4 contestants.
Music: "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying" theme
Rainer "McBain" Wolfcastle: Hello, and welcome to "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying", and I'm your new announcer and here's your host, Chris Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodman!
(Chris and Contestant Chris came in, Audience cheers)
Chris Go: Yes, thank you and welcome to our new episode of "How To Win Thousand Dollars Without Really Trying", I'm your host Chris Goodman and here is our new announcer, I'm sure you know him as McBain from those McBain Movies so here he is, Rainer Wolfcastle!
(Spotlight came to Rainer Wolfcastle, Audience cheers and Applause)
Rainer: Thank you, and may I say it's an honor to be on your show as your announcer.
Audience Member: You Stink!
(Rainer throws bomb at Audience member, bomb explodes)
Rainer: Sorry, force of habit.
Chris Go: Now Rainer, you don't want to be force into McBain.
Rainer: It's what I get to do.
Chris Go: All right, anyway, let's welcome to our first contestant Chris Griffin from Rhode Island.
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Chris Gr.: All right, thanks to be here.
Chris Go: Now Mr. Griffin, it says here that you're 13 years old and you're going to be driving a car in 3 years so I think that you're going to be that quite simply as you get to make sure that you're going to get some hard work into the experience within it, is that right?
Chris Gr: That's right Mr. Goodman, and may I say it could be that it was going to be that if I win $1,000.00, I'll get to be put into my college tuition.
Chris Go: Well, that's very nice. So, as you can see that, you're just that you're 6 questions away from winning that $1,000.00 and remember, if you don't get one right answer, it's game over for you!
Chris Gr: If I get one wrong answer, I'll leave with nothing.
Chris Go: That's right, and just to make sure that you're going to make sure to be using that lifelines just in case a question gets hard, 50-50 is where we're going to take away some two wrong answers, leaving one wrong answer and the correct one, Phone-A-Friend is where a friend gets to phone one friend as it got only 30 seconds to answer the question, and ask the audience of where that all of the members, oops! Sorry, almost all of the audience that could be that they get to be getting the right answer.
Chris Gr: That's right, I think that it could be that quite as they get to be that it was going to make sure that we're going to have some fun in there.
Rainer: All right, I can totally relate.
Chris Go: And if you're out of lifelines, you get to be walking away with the money you made so far.
Chris Gr: my dad told me about the show, that reminds me, let's get it on the road!
Chris Go: Okay then, let's play "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying!"
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Chris Go: All right, here's you first question worth $0.01 and here it is.
$0.01 Question: In the 1989 Disney film The Little Mermaid, Who is Sebastian?
A:Dog
B:Crab
C:Rabbit
D:Cat
Chris Gr: Gee, I Think that I learn that movie and may I say that it happens to be that it's going to be "B", final answer.
Chris Go:You wasted no time, you got right for $0.01!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris Go: Okay then, here is your next question worth $0.10.
$0.10 Question: Which of the following is not an amount of pieces of a Jigsaw Puzzle?
A:24
B:100
C:1,000
D:1,000,000
Chris Gr:I think that it wasn't hard, I think that it could be that it was going make sure that it isn't 24, it's not 100 either, so I think that friendly gesture and say 1,000,000, final answer.
Chris Go: You're right for $0.10!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Audience Member No.2: I WANT ME SOME CHOCOLATE!
(Rainer throws another bomb at audience member, explodes at chair, audience member flies away)
Chris Go: I think that our new announcer gets the swing of things right after Chris Griffin goes for $1.00.
$1.00 Question: Which of the following was not added in the Dr. Suess classic Green Eggs And Ham?
A:Dog
B:Tree
C:Car
D:Goat
Chris Gr: I think that my dad should not had to be letting this but I think that it could be that it was going to be that it was seriously to be easy and I think that it could be that quite as they get to notice it as they're going to use it, so I'm going to ask the audience.
Chris Go: Okay then, Audience, Chris needs your help, if you can lock in your answers, "A" "B" "C" or "D", please vote now!
Voting Results:
A:56%
B:4%
C:10%
D:30%
Chris Go: Okay, not the way that I wanted to go for.
Chris Gr: Nice try but I think that there's no dog in Green Eggs And Ham so I think that we're going to say "A", final answer.
Chris Go: And so it is for $1.00!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris Go: And We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
Music Cue: Going into commercial
Commercial: Teen Titanic Trailer
Announcer: This summer, James Cameron's epic movie returns...
Frederick Fleet: Iceberg straight ahead!
Announcer: ...in a way you've never seen it before.
Captain Cold: Talk about a chilly reception!
(Captain Cold aims his ice gun at the Titanic and shoots an ice blast at Robin, currently taking the ship's wheel, but he ducks, evading the shot)
Robin: Nice try, Cold!
(Robin throws a batarang at Cold, hitting him square in the head and sending him falling off the iceberg.)
Announcer: Teen Titanic.
Raven: Azarath... Metrion... Zinthos!
(Raven's arcane tomfoolery punches the hull full of holes, flooding the Titanic.)
Cyborg: I built this ship to be unsinkable! So let me interface with the computer, and fix the problem.
(Robin is seen drawing a portrait of Beast Boy, currently posing)
Beast Boy: How's it look?
(The portrait is ruined the second Beast Boy turns into a tiger.)
Robin: Stop doing that!
(Starfire and Blue Beetle are seen, with the former holding the latter's Scarab.)
Starfire: I think it's called the "Blue Diamond of the Crown".
Blue Beetle: No, it's called a "scarab" (takes the bug) - and it's mine. (morphs into his Armored form and jets away)
(Superboy and the people are seen.)
Superboy: Iceberg's not a problem. I'll just move us out of the way.
(Superboy lifts the Titanic - only to break it in half.)
Superboy: Uh oh.
(Kid Flash darts to and fro, opening the doors to the apartments to EVAC the passengers.)
Kid Flash: Get-out,-out,-everybody-out!
(Starfire and Blue Beetle are seen again.)
Starfire: Oh, boy. Here we go!
(They both jump.)
Cyborg: Stupid iceberg ruined everything. TAKE THIS!
BLAST!
Wonder Girl: I'll never let go!
Aqualad: You can actually. I can breathe underwater.
Announcer: Teen Titanic.
(segment ends)
-END CHAPTER-
Closing Note: I used this commercial from animated episode of Mad so I don't own it.
