Nihil Novi

Brussels, Belgium

"For the last time Poland, take those migrants in or else!" Germany bellowed from his seat clearly agitated.

"Let me think about that...what about like no." The nation replied with rather bored sigh." I kinda wanna have normal Christmas without anti-truck concentrate blocks wrapped up like presents."

A rounds of mumble went throughout the nations as two clashed. Almost every EU meeting looked like that. For last two years the two blondes bashed heads.

Germany went at Poland over migrants quotas the latter taunted the former and flat out refused to budge.

"Come on my dear Poland, you have to have some sort of solitary with us." France spoke resting his head on his hands.

"Will you just knock it off? How many times we have to go over it?" Hungary interjected." We won't take them in period."

Behind her Czech Republic and Slovakia nodded shyly.

"We told you from the beginning that it was madness yet you refused to listen and invited them in without consent from any of us." Poland pointed his finger at Germany." Now you force everyone to share the burden of your bad choices...as usual" he added under his breath.

"The multiculturalism is our source of strength! It enricher out culture!" Germany slammed his fist in the table.

"Yeah just like it enriched my truck driver at Berlin's Christmas market last year." Poland bit back." Just look what it did to Captain Sweden! You want to end like that!?"

He pointed at the man that used to be home of ancient Vikings and at one point was main power in the north. Now he looked like a full-time drag Queen with full make up and dressed in slutty woman's clothing.

"Hey! That's offensive!" Sweden protested." You can't say things like that! Everyone HAS to get along and your backwards thinking is only going to ruin our perfect multicultural world!"

He stated with fanaticism in his eyes.

"Guys guys maybe we will tone it down a bit..." Italy said meekly trying to keep the thing from escalating.

Tense silence fell on the gathered as they glared at each other.

On the one side was Germany, France, Belgium and Sweden and on the other the Visegrad nations.

"You're dividing the EU Feliks." Germany stated." You refuse any kind of compromise."

"Compromise?! You call forcing slightly bit less migrants on me compromise? We at the least help the locals in Syria so they don't migrate and we're making a change there! While you just take all those young, fit , angry men in! I ask where are the women and children?! They make less than 15% of all migrants coming in! You're letting an army of invaders inside Europe!"

"That's enough! You a racist and an Islamophobe! You don't want them because they're Muslims"

"Wow he's a bright one." Hungary snaked." They seem to really appreciate all the kindness you have given them, tell me what's in store for Cologne's women this year?"

"Not all of them are bad Hungary." France told them." They had...traumatic experiences..."

The brown haired girl rolled her eyes.

"Look it seems like this is going to turn into your usual shouting match so how about we call it a day?" Austria finally spoke."We have enough problems as it is."

"I like tottaly support that idea." Poland gave Austria thumbs up while standing up." I still has a lot of work so I kind of don't have time to waste!"

"Wanna grab something to bite Felek?" Hungary asked.

"You read my mind!" He grabbed her hand and almost sprinted out of the room.

"You will have to chose sides one day Roderich." Ludwing told him.

"I already did, it's my on side." The other man glared at him." Don't even start me at how much problems you caused me." Then he promptly left leaving Germany trembling in anger.

"It seems that Poland and Hungary's rebellious attitude is spreading my friend" France sighed as he looked at the nations leaving the room.

"It doesn't matter one way or another we're going to put things into motion. It's just a momentary seat-back." The tall blonde folded his arms.

"That stuff with your government too?" Italy asked with goofy smile.

"MOMENTARY SEAT BACK!"


Restaurant

"...and you should see his face when I told him that I will sue him for war reparations!" The young Pole exclaimed causing Eliza go into fit of giggles.

"Felek you know that Ludwig is having a hard time right now." She wipe stray tear." No need to torment him any more."

"Nah he still owes me like bazilions zlotys." Poland gesticulated widely." I just need to find some pape-" He paused in mid sentence as he noticed Lithuania and other Baltic states enter.

Felix and Toris eyes met yet one could search for any warmth there for whole day and come out with nothing.

While not openly hostile any semblance of friendship was gone.

"Are you ok Felek?" Hungary asked noticing Lithuanian too.

"Yeah I'm totally fine!" He quickly put his usual grin on his face but Hungary knew better. He missed his friend but he also realised that they would never return to how it was. Too much bad blood over the years.

What worried her more was that he was growing colder and colder towards his former brother every year.

"But guess what!? The three seas initiative is progressing!" Felix exclaimed drawing the attention of everyone else.

"Really?! I mean we had such a great time in Warsaw but I didn't knew that the things were going so well."

"I'm in constant contact with Croatia and maybe I say maybe I'll convince her to let Serbia join in,"

"yeah good luck with that!" Hungary laughed.

"Hey I managed to convince you to let Romania in"

The look on girl's face turned sour quickly.

"Don't remind me...that asshole." She mumbled angrily."So what do you plan to do if it work out? Maybe another Commonwealth?"

"Nah." He waved his hand." Seeing what happened to the last one I'll pass, guess if it works out I'll chill for a bit and work my economy more and maybe piss Ludwig a bit more for turning EU into new Soviet Union."

"Funny how we always end up being the trouble makers no matter where we go eh Felek?"

"Nihil Novi my dear Nihil Novi."


A/N

That's it for first episode. I will post an update from time time to and adress some recent events as well as ones in the past.

Like I said in summary it will be very anti-PC and that's just a start, you've been warned.

Next chapter:

Why you don't comfort a lonely woman by offering her a shoulder to cry and few drinks