The Plastic Spoon Wars
By: DevilsMyFriend
BPOV
As soon as I got out of my truck I heard Emmett and Jasper yelling at each other. I was so distracted by their yelling I didn't notice Edward appear next to me. When I noticed he was there I smiled and embraced him and asked "What are they doing?". He said I'd find out when we got inside. I wanted to find out so badly I left his embrace, ignoring that he pouted as I did, and pulled him toward the house.
I walked in to find Emmett hiding behind the couch. Jasper was on the other side of the room hiding behind the armchair. They both came to greet us at the door.
"What were you guys doing?" I asked.
"We were having a plastic spoon war." Emmett answered like it was obvious.
"If you two are vampires, who are like marble, then why are you hiding behind a couch and an armchair from plastic spoons?" I waited wearily for their answers, not sure I wanted to know.
"I don't know. It seemed like fun?" Jasper could probably feel that I was weary and that made him weary too.
"Why were you having a plastic spoon war?"
"We found some plastic spoons in an un-opened bag and thought it would be fun." Emmett was smiling now and thought something that made Edward growl lowly.
"Don't suggest that. She will get hurt and then you will." Edward said answering Emmett's thoughts.
"Oh, come on! She would be perfectly safe with us." Emmett sounded insulted until Edward reminded him I couldn't walk across a flat surface without tripping.
"Wait a sec! Edward, what can't I do? And just to let you know I can walk across a flat surface without tripping." I said a little irritated that I didn't know what was going on.
"Emmett and Jasper think it might be fun if you would join their plastic spoon war." Edward seemed reluctant to tell me that piece of information.
"Please can I? It would be fun and you could join too. To keep me safe." It really did sound fun.
"Fine you can play. But if she gets hurt I'm going to come after you Emmett." He warned.
"Your not going to play?" It sounded a little less fun without Edward.
He took one look at my face and a grin flashed across his face. "I'll play."
We all took positions. Emmett behind the couch, Jasper behind the armchair, Edward and I were behind the other couch. We each had some plastic spoons that would soon be flying through the air.
Emmett launched the first one at Edward and when it hit him it broke! I shouldn't be surprised because he was marble and the spoon was plastic, but still... Then the war was on! About half way through Esme walked in. She step into the room took a look at our positions and the broken spoons that littered the floor and was out of there at vampire speed.
When all the spoons were broken the boys cleaned them up in seconds and we just sat around talking about how much fun it was and that we should do it again soon, but with everyone.
After about an hour of just talking Edward said it he should get me home. On the way there it was quiet, each wrapped up in our own thoughts. We got to my home he said he'd be back in an hour or so and gave me a kiss.
EPOV
I had to admit it. The plastic spoon war was fun, even thought at first I thought Bella would get her eye poked out. I took my car home and ran back to Bella's.
When I got there she was lying in bed like every other night. I lied down next to her, wrapped my arms around her, and started to hum her lullaby.
When she started to talk I paid attention because this wasn't the usual "Edward, I love you" or "Stay" she would mumbled, but instead "My friend the plastic spoon has you on his/her hit list." and "I'll get you, buddy". I chuckled softly to myself. She obviously had fun and we would have to do it again sometime.
