Oh for the love of Din! Just let me sleep!!
Just a story I thought I'd make up for fun. It's a short story and I hope you all will enjoy it. This story will show what Link is doing throughout the night.
[Link had just gotten done with his adventures of Majora's Mask. He hasn't slept for three days and is exhausted. All he wants to do is go back to his home in Kokiri Forest and sleep].
8:00PM:
Link: Oh Din. I'm exhausted. I haven't slept for over three days because I had to save that cursed Clocktown from the stupid moon. (Tumbles into bed). I can finally get some sleep.
9:45PM:
Link: I'm still lying awake! Why am I not asleep yet? I know! I'll get myself a nice warm cup of milk.
[Link walks over to the cow that he won in Ocarina of Time and attempts to get himself a glass of milk].
Link: Hmmm. how do I use this? Maybe if I give it a yank. (Gives the cow uters a sharp 'yank')
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Kicks Link in the groin).
Link: OUCHIE!! (Begins to cry). Stupid cow! (Smacks it and ends up getting kicked again).
[After many attempts (and injuries) Link finally gets his warm cup of milk and climbs back into bed].
11:15PM
Sound FX: Drip Drip
Link: (grumbling) What the heck is that dripping noise?
Sound FX: Drip drip drip drip drip.
Link: (storms over to the sink). Dang faucet is leaking again. I'll fix it. (Tightens the handle and climbs back into bed).
Sound FX: Drip drip drip drip drip drip.
Link: ARRGGGHH!! (Walks back over to the sink and beats it with his megaton hammer)
Sound FX: FWOOSH!!
[Due to Link's stupidity and bad temper. The faucet breaks and tons of water flies up into the air like a geyser].
Link: AAAAAAIIIEEEE!!!! NONONONONONO!! WHATDOIDO? WHATDOIDO? WHATDOIDO? (Runs around the room and finds some duct tape)
Link: Ha! This should work!
[Link covers the area where the faucet broke with the duct tape. The water stops flying out and everything is quiet again].
Link: (sighs and climbs back into bed).
12:47PM:
(Link is almost asleep when.)
Sound FX: Meowwwwwwwwwwwr!!!
Link: What the! (Jumps out the bed and rushes to the window to peer outside).
[Outside Link's window there are at least 20 cats sitting outside and 'singing' in the moonlight].
Cats: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!! MEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!!
Link: ARRRGGGHH!! DANG CATS! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!! (Throws his boot out the window).
Cats: ROWWWR!! (Throws the boot back and hits Link in the head).
Link: CURSE YOU CATS!! (Runs outside with a flamethrower [yes a flamethrower] in his hand and with an insane look in his eyes). BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Link chases the cats around the forest while laughing like a psychopath and eventually scares all of the cats off but not without getting scratches and bite marks].
Link: (wraps his body in bandages). Maybe I can get some sleep now. (Climbs back into bed).
1:50AM:
Sound FX: Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Link: (groans) What is it this time? (Climbs out of bed and looks outside his window) AIIIIIIIIEEEEE!! IT CAN'T BE!
Kaepora Gaebora: Hello Link. Beautiful night out isn't it? Just so peaceful and quiet isn't it Link? I could just sit here all night and listen to the silence? Do you like doing that Link? I like doing it. I do it all of the time. It's nice to get some peace and quiet once in a while. Don't you agree Link? Soon it will be sunrise in a few hours and you will have to get out of bed to start your day. Are you going to get up early Link? Are ya? Huh huh huh??
Link: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LUNATIC!! (Throws a rock at Kaepora Gaebora).
KG: You almost hit me with a rock. That would've hurt. It could've hit me right in the head. I'm lucky I didn't get hit and get hurt. If I was hurt then I would be in so much pain and then I wouldn't be able to talk very much or fly around in the middle of the night. Wouldn't that have been awful Link?
Link: (Throws another rock and actually hits him this time).
KG: Ouch! (Falls out of the tree).
Link: Good riddance.
3:35AM:
Link: Oh Din! I can't believe that I'm still lying here awake. It's almost 4am! Maybe if I take some nightquil.
Link walks over to the cupboard only to realize that he is all out of nightquil.
Link: Oh goddesses! Of all the nights to run out of nightquil! Guess I'll have to go to that 24-hour drugstore down the road.
[Link walks to the drugstore and buys his nightquil].
Link: This is guaranteed to give me a goodnight's sleep! I have nothing more to worry about!
[Link suddenly gets ambushed by all of the cats that he chased off with a flamethrower earlier in the night].
Link: AIEEEEEEEE! BAD CATS! BAD! (Starts beating them with his bag). LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
[Link rushes into his house and locks the door and all of the windows while the cats smash their faces against his window and peer inside the tree house].
Link: (shudders) Creepy. (Pulls down the blind).
5:30AM:
Link: Obviously the nightquil hasn't worked because I'm still LYING HERE AWAKE! (Turns over).
[Meanwhile the duct tape that is taped over the faucet is becoming loose and losing its stickiness].
Link: What else can go wrong tonight? Nothing can get worse.
Sound FX: FOOOOOOOOOOSH!
[The duct tape finally breaks and all of the water flies out of the faucet again].
Link: (cries) Not again!
[Link grabs his pillow and his favorite blankie and heads outside while his tree house begins to flood with water].
5:57AM:
[Link settles down comfortably next to the old Deku Tree and lies down].
Link: Ahhh! Finally! Peace and quiet. No more leaking faucets. No more singing cats. And no more annoying owls. Finally I can get some sleep. (Closes his eyes and finally falls asleep).
6:00AM:
[The sun comes up and Link is happily sleeping on the ground next to the deku tree. A few yards away we see Saria running towards Link].
Saria: LINK?! Oh my gosh! He's hurt! I have to revive him! (Starts to shake Link) Link can you hear me? Wake up!
Link: (mumbles something).
Saria: What was that? Are you okay? Are you conscious again?
Link: (mumbles again).
Saria: I'm sorry Link. I can't understand you.
Link: OH FOR THE LOVE OF DIN! JUST LET ME SLEEP!
Just a story I thought I'd make up for fun. It's a short story and I hope you all will enjoy it. This story will show what Link is doing throughout the night.
[Link had just gotten done with his adventures of Majora's Mask. He hasn't slept for three days and is exhausted. All he wants to do is go back to his home in Kokiri Forest and sleep].
8:00PM:
Link: Oh Din. I'm exhausted. I haven't slept for over three days because I had to save that cursed Clocktown from the stupid moon. (Tumbles into bed). I can finally get some sleep.
9:45PM:
Link: I'm still lying awake! Why am I not asleep yet? I know! I'll get myself a nice warm cup of milk.
[Link walks over to the cow that he won in Ocarina of Time and attempts to get himself a glass of milk].
Link: Hmmm. how do I use this? Maybe if I give it a yank. (Gives the cow uters a sharp 'yank')
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Kicks Link in the groin).
Link: OUCHIE!! (Begins to cry). Stupid cow! (Smacks it and ends up getting kicked again).
[After many attempts (and injuries) Link finally gets his warm cup of milk and climbs back into bed].
11:15PM
Sound FX: Drip Drip
Link: (grumbling) What the heck is that dripping noise?
Sound FX: Drip drip drip drip drip.
Link: (storms over to the sink). Dang faucet is leaking again. I'll fix it. (Tightens the handle and climbs back into bed).
Sound FX: Drip drip drip drip drip drip.
Link: ARRGGGHH!! (Walks back over to the sink and beats it with his megaton hammer)
Sound FX: FWOOSH!!
[Due to Link's stupidity and bad temper. The faucet breaks and tons of water flies up into the air like a geyser].
Link: AAAAAAIIIEEEE!!!! NONONONONONO!! WHATDOIDO? WHATDOIDO? WHATDOIDO? (Runs around the room and finds some duct tape)
Link: Ha! This should work!
[Link covers the area where the faucet broke with the duct tape. The water stops flying out and everything is quiet again].
Link: (sighs and climbs back into bed).
12:47PM:
(Link is almost asleep when.)
Sound FX: Meowwwwwwwwwwwr!!!
Link: What the! (Jumps out the bed and rushes to the window to peer outside).
[Outside Link's window there are at least 20 cats sitting outside and 'singing' in the moonlight].
Cats: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!! MEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!!
Link: ARRRGGGHH!! DANG CATS! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!! (Throws his boot out the window).
Cats: ROWWWR!! (Throws the boot back and hits Link in the head).
Link: CURSE YOU CATS!! (Runs outside with a flamethrower [yes a flamethrower] in his hand and with an insane look in his eyes). BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Link chases the cats around the forest while laughing like a psychopath and eventually scares all of the cats off but not without getting scratches and bite marks].
Link: (wraps his body in bandages). Maybe I can get some sleep now. (Climbs back into bed).
1:50AM:
Sound FX: Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Link: (groans) What is it this time? (Climbs out of bed and looks outside his window) AIIIIIIIIEEEEE!! IT CAN'T BE!
Kaepora Gaebora: Hello Link. Beautiful night out isn't it? Just so peaceful and quiet isn't it Link? I could just sit here all night and listen to the silence? Do you like doing that Link? I like doing it. I do it all of the time. It's nice to get some peace and quiet once in a while. Don't you agree Link? Soon it will be sunrise in a few hours and you will have to get out of bed to start your day. Are you going to get up early Link? Are ya? Huh huh huh??
Link: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LUNATIC!! (Throws a rock at Kaepora Gaebora).
KG: You almost hit me with a rock. That would've hurt. It could've hit me right in the head. I'm lucky I didn't get hit and get hurt. If I was hurt then I would be in so much pain and then I wouldn't be able to talk very much or fly around in the middle of the night. Wouldn't that have been awful Link?
Link: (Throws another rock and actually hits him this time).
KG: Ouch! (Falls out of the tree).
Link: Good riddance.
3:35AM:
Link: Oh Din! I can't believe that I'm still lying here awake. It's almost 4am! Maybe if I take some nightquil.
Link walks over to the cupboard only to realize that he is all out of nightquil.
Link: Oh goddesses! Of all the nights to run out of nightquil! Guess I'll have to go to that 24-hour drugstore down the road.
[Link walks to the drugstore and buys his nightquil].
Link: This is guaranteed to give me a goodnight's sleep! I have nothing more to worry about!
[Link suddenly gets ambushed by all of the cats that he chased off with a flamethrower earlier in the night].
Link: AIEEEEEEEE! BAD CATS! BAD! (Starts beating them with his bag). LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
[Link rushes into his house and locks the door and all of the windows while the cats smash their faces against his window and peer inside the tree house].
Link: (shudders) Creepy. (Pulls down the blind).
5:30AM:
Link: Obviously the nightquil hasn't worked because I'm still LYING HERE AWAKE! (Turns over).
[Meanwhile the duct tape that is taped over the faucet is becoming loose and losing its stickiness].
Link: What else can go wrong tonight? Nothing can get worse.
Sound FX: FOOOOOOOOOOSH!
[The duct tape finally breaks and all of the water flies out of the faucet again].
Link: (cries) Not again!
[Link grabs his pillow and his favorite blankie and heads outside while his tree house begins to flood with water].
5:57AM:
[Link settles down comfortably next to the old Deku Tree and lies down].
Link: Ahhh! Finally! Peace and quiet. No more leaking faucets. No more singing cats. And no more annoying owls. Finally I can get some sleep. (Closes his eyes and finally falls asleep).
6:00AM:
[The sun comes up and Link is happily sleeping on the ground next to the deku tree. A few yards away we see Saria running towards Link].
Saria: LINK?! Oh my gosh! He's hurt! I have to revive him! (Starts to shake Link) Link can you hear me? Wake up!
Link: (mumbles something).
Saria: What was that? Are you okay? Are you conscious again?
Link: (mumbles again).
Saria: I'm sorry Link. I can't understand you.
Link: OH FOR THE LOVE OF DIN! JUST LET ME SLEEP!
