"Prussia! I can't! It won't fit!"

"Oh, stop being so prissy, Austria~! Kesese! You don't even know what I have in store for you once I'm done with this! Hold still!"

"N-No! Ow! I never asked you for this! S-s-s-stop! Ouch!"

"Stop screaming, West is gonna wake up! Stop moving! You're making this harder for yourself!"

"It doesn't fit so stop already! I demand you to let me go this instant!"

"Just put on the damned jeans already!!" Prussia finally yelled.

Germany, who'd been listening from outside the door, sighed in relief as he'd been thinking they'd been doing... other unspeakable acts. The red tint on his pale cheeks left as he gulped down the rest of his beer and went to sleep.