OMPJ! It's been so LONG since I updated this. I'm SO sorry for keeping you guys waiting.
Iggy: She's been feeling really guilty.
***EDIT***
Okay, you all may have noticed that I cut out the original first three chapters, well, I'm going to repost those in my MaxRide Oneshots, because really, that's all they were...but, this is where hte real story begins now....so, yeah. And, so, you can just ignore the underlined Author's note. This is the only one that matters, but I don't feel like deleting the already written one.
Me: I hate not updating. I mean, I have, like, 6 stories right now to write and I have writers block on pretty much all of them. Except this one right now, but this one is starting to get a plot. It just started forming. don't know when, don't know how. I think Iggy did it.
Iggy: Yes, I gave your story a plot.
Me: Well, I have more to ask of you all in the bottom A/N, but for now, enjoy the next chapter!!
"I think I'm going to go insane." Ella stated on our fouth rainy day. In. A. Row. Whoever thinks it doesn't rain much in Arizona, you're dead wrong. As I just said, it's been raining for four days straight here in our little town of Mesa. I hate rain.
"Hey, you all want to play one word story?" Fang asked. Since when does Fang want to play a game? Since the rain has left it's victims partially insane.
"Sure," Ella and I said at the same time, causing us to 'jinx' each other several times in unison until Fang got fed up and yelled at us to 'shut up and play the gosh derned game already!'.
"Who's starting?" Ella asked. It was just me, her and Fang. Iggy and the kids were in the kitchen, squelching they're boredom by making fruit snacks.
"Me!" I exclaimed, jumping out of my seat.
"Hmm, why not Max?" Fang suggested.
"Okay, Max can start. So...start." Ella said. I sat back down beside Fang and tapped my chin, searching for the right word.
"Mini." I finally said.
"Tomatoes." Fang said after me, and the rest of the game went on like this:
Ella: Sing
Me: Why
Fang: Not
Ella: By
Me: A
Fang: Singer
Ella: Named
Me: Something
Fang: That
Ella: Starts
Me: With
Fang: A
Ella: H
Me: HILARY DUFF!
Ella: You lose, round two, Fang starts.
Fang: People
Ella: Suffer
Me: From
Fang: Paramore
Ella: Infections
Max: In
Fang: Their
Ella: Teeth
Max: Caused
Fang: By
Ella: Cupcakes
Max: From
Fang: Saskatchewan
Ella: India
Max: Period.
Fang: What? That doesn't-
Ella: Fang, it's one word story, not sentence. You messed us up! She was fine!
Max: Yeah.
Fang: I'm bored again.
Fang stood up, but I grabbed his arm and pulled him back down.
"I have a good idea." I said slyly.
"Max, you have an evil, 'Fang-will-suffer', look in your eye." Fang informed me. "What are you planning?"
"Hey, El, go get Nudge and Angel. They may enjoy this next game." I told her. "It's called, Makeover the Emo Kid." Fang's eyes widened and Ella ran to the kitchen, giggling the whole way.
"Max...you wouldn't." Fang said.
"Yes I would." I countered. I grabbed a lock of his hair and twirled it in my fingers, then called to Ella in the kitchen, "Bring back some scissors, too!"
Fang tried to make a break for it, but I had a death lock on his arm. He'd either leave without an arm, or stay and get made over. I am so evil.
Hehe, yes, Max, yes you are. So, see what I mean, I think it's actually starting to gain a plot.
Anyway, so the other things I was talking about above, number one, if any of you read Ouija Board 2: Revenge also by me, got any ideas on the next chapter? I'm kind of stuck. 2.) If you read Random Ramblings(which I doubt any of you did, it was the least read out of all my stories)I deleted it today. On accident, but it is deleted. :[
3.) I'm planning out two new series' things. 1 is Twilight, it's the Cullen's life after Breaking Dawn, the other is Maximum Ride, it's sorta a soap opera, but it's my version of a soap opera(or how I see them)so it'll be a comedy. Would you read them??
4.) Are any of you celebrating Day of Anti-Hardwicke tomorrow?? I am!! Me and my friend will be writing our oneshot(it might just be me. I don't know.)
5.) If you like this, check out Frequent Flock Flyers(sorry if I misspelled that.) by -iKate- (Iggy: And Total)
and lastly,
REVIEW PLEASE!! Or Max will play makeover with YOU.
