"Hello Jak," said Daxter, "I must tell you a secret. A really deep, dark, and sexy secret."
"Sexy?" Jak questioned.
"Okay, my secret is," Daxter paused dramatically, "I love you."
"Ahhhh!" Jak screamed and suddenly woke up. Jak was in his bed in the Underground and someone was lying beside him.
"What's wrong sexy poo?" Daxter sat up and Jak realized Daxter wasn't wearing his pants. Jak threw up. "Last night was sooo awesome baby." said Daxter.
"Ahhh!" Jak screamed and woke up again. He was standing in the aisle of a church, and Onin was walking down the aisle in a Salvation Army wedding dress.
"Who's getting married?" Jak whispered to the priest.
"You and Onin silly! You love each other so much." The priest whispered back.
"But she's 200 years older than me!" Jak felt sick.
"And that's the greatest part about love." The priest stated.
"That makes no sen-" Jak started. Suddenly, the sound of a gunshot rang in the air. Onin lay dead on the floor.
"Hehe! No one steals my Jak." Daxter screams.
"Ahhh!" Jak screamed. Suddenly, he woke up on a used mattress where the homeless people live. Beside him was Keira and Ashelin
"Finally!" said Jak. "A hot dream!!"
"Not for long…" Daxter shot Keira and Ashelin in the face.
"What the hell is your problem, Daxter?!?" Jak yelled.
"Hehheh, we are meant to be together! Heheh.." Daxter said.
Jak woke up again, but without screaming this time. He was in the apartment that he rented with Keira, Daxter, and Tess.
"My goodness Jak," Keira mumbled, "You screamed like three times in your sleep last night."
"Keira I'm sorry, but I have to break up with you."
"What?!?!?" she yelled.
"My dream made me realize that deep down inside I was gay for Daxter all along." he said quietly.
Keira stared at him in utter shock.
"I'm going to tell him." he said. Jak got up and walked into Daxter's room.
"Hello Daxter," said Jak, "I must tell you a secret. A really deep, dark and sexy secret."
"Sexy? All right! Did you and Keira do it last night?" Daxter exclaimed.
"No Daxter. My secret is, I love you." Jak whispers.
"Well jeez, took you long enough to figure it out." Daxter mumbled.
"How did you know I was gay?" Jak asks.
"Your hair back in Sandover Village was totally gay-guy hair. Duh." Daxter rolls his eyes.
"Well, do you love me?" Jak questions.
"Hmm, I'll decide after you, me, and Tess have a three-way." Daxter said.
"Hey, what about me?" said Keira.
"Eww no. Go do it with Erol you creepy bitch."
And they all lived happily ever after.
