This is a totally random story. I quite liked Silly Love Songs but there were so many inconsistencies with the story.I'm off work because I'm sick, so I decided to rewrite the script . This shows how all the main issues of Glee could be resolved in like ten minutes. Finchel and Quick mainly. It's supposed to be funny and a poke at the writers, not serious. I hope being sick hasn't made me delirious.


(Finn waiting at Kissing booth. Rachel approaches.)

Finn: Hey Rachel. I kinda have a queue so…

Rachel: (slaps Finn)

Finn: Hey, how come you always get to do that! You know I'm a frickin star right now, I could totally get one of these girls to bitch slap you. And film it.

Rachel:Please you won by shouting the word 'brains' to psyche out the other team. Come to think of it have you ever won a football game by playing by rules?

(Finn winks at a girl passing by)

Rachel: You suck! (slaps Finn again)

Finn: Oh look what I have? It's a necklace. It's your Christmas present.

Rachel: So you've been carrying this around for two months on the odd chance you'd see me? Plus, we broke up like the end of November. This makes no sense.

Finn: Yes but the important thing is that I'm over you. Yet at the same time I'm going to talk to you like I'm in love with you. Rachel please let me put it on you and stare into your eyes. Your amazing. Do you how many girls I've kissed today? I'm such a stud.

(putting 'off' sign on booth and walking to locker with Rachel)

Rachel:Your such a douche.

Finn: I know that nothing I say makes sense. I mean one day I totally wake and decide to be all heartbroken, the next I pretend I was never even into you. It's like someone keeps rewiring my brain. Hey look there's Quinn! I know I haven't thought about her for almost a year, but I'm suddenly really attracted to her again. I hope she cheats on her boyfriend with me.

Quinn: Hey Finn! I know I showed no interest in you when we were together and lied the entire time, but it turns out I'm in love with you. I prayed so hard but it turns out even God can't hold us back!

Finn: Amen! And you never cheated on me, so score!

Quinn: Well I did lose my virginity to your best friend.

Finn: Meh, it's not as bad as Rachel. Did you know she kissed Puck! On the lips! Bitch, she didn't love me at all. And she had the nerve to tell me straight away rather than lie.

Rachel: Are we continually bypassing the fact you cheated on Quinn several times. Doesn't that mean you don't love her?

Finn: Rachel I cheated on Quinn because I was vulnerable and most importantly a victim. The thing with Quinn and Puck was forever ago. It's you that's 100% in the wrong here.

Rachel: This is ridiculous, here have your stupid necklace! It lacks originality as a gift anyways.

(Goes to leave, but sees Sam arriving)

Sam: I just want to say I'm fine with you guys dating. I have a ton of issues to work on, what with my little acknowledged eating disorder, my dyslexia and my rapidly changing personality.

Quinn: Now that I think about it, I have a lot of issues too. I mean, didn't I have a baby? With Puck?

Puck: Totally, I forgot about that! Plus didn't Rachel's mom adopt her?

Rachel: Oh yes! We never mention her either. Is that…

Jesse: RACHEL! Do you remember me everyone? I'm here to remind everyone that I am the guy who was in love with you and then dumped you for little reason at all!

Finn: Oh yeah! Man I spent months trying to steal her off you. *brain magically reprograms*. Rachel, how could I have forgotten our epic romance! I want you back immediately. Damn I want to kick Jesse's ass.

Jesse: My work here is done. (leaves. Camera zooms in to reveal he is wearing a Burger King Uniform.)

Finn: Quinn; let's face it, it was pretty horrendous the first time around.

Quinn: That's fine by me Finn. I think I might give it a go with the father of my child. (kisses Puck) Why is Kurt here?

Kurt: I'm literally wandering the halls. I have no idea of I live with my dad, with Finn or in the boarding at Dalton. Plus, I figure my parent's honeymoon money ran out weeks ago, so I'm confused about which school I go to. I guess a house is really not a home. (gives Finn a glass of warm milk)

Rachel: Kurt, I am about to begin a song about my independence: join me? Finn, it is important I evolve as a human being before we get back together. I must realise my self-worth. Why don't you flirt with Quinn for a while, then we can sing a duet and make out; making it official in around 3 weeks? Just in time for Regionals.

Quinn: That's a really good idea Rachel. Can we try that Puck? I think it would be epic if I found Finn and Rachel making out at Regionals and then ran into your arms. Then we could all fight and Mr Shue could deliver another speech about the importance of working together as a team.

Puck: Fine by me, I still have all community service to do! You know the one I mentioned once and then totally forgot about?

Mr Shue: Hey guys, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation as it appears I don't teach Spanish anymore. I just wander the hall looking for fights to break up. Anyways, I totally agree. Would that be okay? It's just I feel pretty useless most of the time, what with the fact I let bullying go ahead under my nose and I base my lessons around words that I find at random in the dictionary. But I do love those speeches! Now come on, we only have three weeks to pick a bunch of different songs to perform, only to change our mind at the last minute; leaving us with one day to rehearse!

Karosfky (enters conversation): Mr Shue, can I join Glee?

Mr Shue: This is a difficult time right now Karosfky. If we have 13 members, one above the minimum it will be less dramatic when someone quits. Plus, it's going to take you longer than week to stop being such an ass. But as soon as Sam drops out, you can have his place.

Sam: Hey! Who said I'm dropping out?

Mr Shue: No one Sam. It's just now that you're not with Quinn I just have a gut feeling you will mysteriously transfer like that Matt kid.

Finn: Guys this whole dialogue has only took ten minutes! Look how much we can establish if we put our mind to it. Usually we would have dragged this out for months on end. (high fives everybody in the team)

Mr Shue: I've taught you all so much. Right lets do another duet competition, we haven't done one of those for at least 6 days. I'm such an awesome teacher.

(Group leave and follow Mr Shue into choir room)

THE END


Just a little suggestion on how Brad and Ryan could do things different. I'm sure they'll rewrite Comeback based on this. If you laughed, please review! Did I mention I'm sick, I have lost my voice and need applause to live!