What if Naruto was a girl? What if this female Naruto was the one who saved them all? What if almost every boy was in love with her? What if this new Naruto was a lesbian? What if Naruto liked Sakura? Oh wait he already does. But what if "he" likes her and he's a girl? -gasps- THE DRAMA! If you don't like it then don't bother to read it ever again man. I know there are some people out there who just keep on reading stories and flaming even if they don't like it.

Chapter One

Sasuke nervously fidgeted with his tie. He hoped he looked alright. That night he was going on a date with Narutina*author's note: I changed his name*. Yes, THE Narutina. The one with the top supermodel body and the superior height. Almost every boy was in love with her, even Kakashi for no apparent reason.

"Sasuke!" Narutina said randomly appearing out of nowhere. "You-look-great!"

Sasuke blushed. It was unlike him but Narutina always made him feel weird. She was the one who saved him from the darkness. She was the one for him.

"What's going on here?" Gaara asked appearing behind Narutina.

"Are you stalking me?" Narutina demanded. "YOU STALKER!"

Gaara blushed. "What? No! Neji's been stalking you!"

"Dang yo Gaara!" Neji's voice resounded out of somewhere.

"You know what Sasuke? I'm not going on a date with you after all." Narutina flipped her hair. "I have stalkers to deal with and yeah. See you tomorrow. I hope you die."

Sasuke felt happy. Narutina was just so amazing.

And with that Narutina stomped out of there while Neji, Gaara, and Sasuke started to fight over her. "Ah. Jealousy. They probably are just jealous of my beautiful muscles."

Narutina flexed her muscles. "YEAH!"

"What the heck are you doing?" Sakura asked Narutina.

Narutina blushed and dropped her arm. "Urm nothing Sakura."

Sakura looked at Narutina suspiciously. "Are you out on a date or something?"

"Why did you ask?" Narutina said blushing fiercely.

"No reason." Sakura shot one last look at Narutina, one that was full of envy, and disappeared into the night. Narutina glazed after her dazed. Sakura's so amazing. She's beautiful, smart, and strong….just like me! The perfect gal for me.

Little did Narutina know that Shikamaru and Kiba were stalking her and were watching her every move. And Orochimaru too but only because he wanted to kill her and become her.

To be continued….. And yes…..I was feeling random.