Yay! A new story!
This is for my friend Sharon, because she begged for one forever.
:D
I do not really like sasuneji, but she does, and now I am writing a whole story filled with lemons for her.
Everything is going to be filled with lemons, except this chapter, and a few more.
There will be side pairings, and some will be put more in the limelight.
This is all set in the shippuden time zone.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters.
Yeah!
Neji huffed. His uncle had told him to go, and run an errand for him. He was supposed to get some groceries or something stupid like that. Did he not know that women were supposed to do the shopping. Neji, of all people, should not have been wasting his time meddling along fruits, and vegetables. Next thing he would want is for Neji to clean the house or something! It was so rediculous! Also, Hiashi had to go and interrupt "Neji time", and it was important! It was practically the only time he got alone. He used it for everything, like...reading, and sleeping, and...well when he could think of its importance, he would complain to Hiashi.
He turned the corner, and saw the market in the distance. At least is was reasonably close. If Hiashi told him to go to that store, well, then there would be problems. It never stopped him before, though. When he was getting closer, but still a good enough distance away, he noticed a blob in the corner of his eye. He turned his head slightly to reveal a certain Uchiha.
What the hell? How long has he been walking next to me? Why did I not notice him? Shit. I must have been too deep in thought.
Neji turned his head to face forward, and the distance between him, and the raven haired boy seemed to shrink. There was a tense silence as both boys acknowledged each others presences.
"Going to the market?" Neji asked, while still facing forward.
"Hn."
Silence filled the air, and seemed to announce itself right next to the boys.
"What are you getting?" The Hyuuga asked very uninterestedly.
"Ramen, ramen, and lots of," Sasuke sighed, "ramen."
"Why?"
"I figured I should buy some to make up with Naruto for...betraying the village and all." Sasuke said awkwardly.
"Ah, I see."
"Yup."
"That is nice of you."
"Hn."
"..."
"So what are you getting?"
"Milk, bread, eggs, cheese, bagels, pears, carrots, cucumbers, lettuce, mangoes, bananas, and tomatoes." Neji stated in a monotone voice.
"Grocerie shopping?" Sasuke smirked.
Neji glared with his pale lavender eyes. "Yes. Just basics."
"That is an awful lot for 'just basics'."
"In the Hyuuga family, we eat a balanced diet so I am required to get wheat, dairy, protein, three vegetables, and four fruits."
"Four fruits?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow, and looked at Neji.
"Yes."
"I think you mean four vegetables."
"I mean four fruits." Neji looked back.
"Cucumbers, carrots, lettuce, and tomatoes."
"Pears, bananas, mangoes, and tomatoes."
"I do believe a tomato is a vegetable."
"It is most definitely a fruit."
"No way, it does not grow on a tree." Sasuke stopped walking.
"It has seeds on the inside." Neji stopped too.
"So does a cucumber."
Neji clenched his fists, and glared at the Uchiha.
"You are a fruit!" Neji shouted, and stormed off to the market.
Sasuke just stood there, and smirked. He was obviously pleased at getting a rise out of the 'calm Neji Hyuuga'. Neji, however, was furious! That damned Uchiha just had to try and pick a fight with him. Damn it all! Damn it all to hell! Stupid tomatoes! No one even knows what the hell they are! They should have their own category, along with berries.
"I bet you are a fruit too." Sasuke held Neji's waist from behind, and started to suck on the junction between his neck and shoulder. "Mmm, you even taste sweet."
Sasukes tongue swept over Neji's soft skin.
Aack! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts go away!
Neji quickly scurried to the market, and grabbed the milk, bread, bagels, cheese, and eggs first. He had to check the quality of each and every fruit, and vegetable. He picked up some of the items, and tested them for freshness.
Is the Uchiha always that much of an ass? I mean seriously, he has to go and make a big argument over tomatoes, and then he goes and storms off...wait that was me. No matter! He deserved to be deserted like that. He had done that to Naruto. Now he was trying to make it up to him. Psh, yeah right! That darn blonde gets everyone, and everything. He gets power, and new jutsus, and incredible teachers, and Sakura, and just about every girl in this village, Kiba, Gaara, Shikamaru, Lee, and now Sasuke! Of all people, that little blonde had to steal Sasuke from me! I had to put up with Lee talking about how youthful Naruto is, and hearing Gai express his happiness that his student is feeling the power of youth for weeks. I am so tired of hearing about Naruto. I do not care about him, but I do not have a problem with him. At least, if he gives up Sasuke, because hes mine. If he does not, then he will feel my wrath. Hes just a...a...a stupid, yeah a stupid.
Neji came back to terms with the real world, and escaped the creepy realms of his mind where Naruto was everywhere, and bad comebacks ran free. It was very scary. He had everything he needed, and was checking out, when he saw Sasuke in the aisles. He was most definitely staring at the Hyuuga, and it was creepy. Neji quickly turned his head to face the items on the conveyor belt. Of course he saw the bananas, and cucumbers together.
Shit. Close your eyes quick!
Neji forced his eyes shut to keep all the dirty thoughts out. Still, flashes of a dirty Sasuke that needed cleaning up kept flashing in his head.
"Are you alright?" The cashier asked in a squeaky voice.
"Yes I am fine." Neji opened his eyes to see a petite girl with bright blue hair in cute little pigtails, small chin, bright silver eyes, and she was wearing a small blue smock.
Neji thought she was ugly.
She quickly scanned the items, and diligently put them in the bags.
"Your total is 26 dollars, and 50 cents."
Neji pulled out some cash, and set it down, took his bags, and quickly left the store.
"Sir, you forgot your change!" The blue haired girl blushed, and was quick in telling about her experience with the hot bishounen.
Neji rushed down the street, trying to avoid the Uchiha right now, he probably would not be able to keep the dirty thoughts out. Soon enough, he heard footsteps behind him.
Speak of the Devil.
Neji stopped for a second, and turned to see the raven carrying enough bags of instant ramen to feed the whole fire country! He could not help but laugh.
"What is so funny?" Sasuke glared.
"You."
"Do I look funny to you?"
"Yes."
Sasuke just kept glaring, and Neji smirked.
"Maybe you should mind your own business." Sasuke smirked, before dropping a bag.
"Having trouble there? Too weak to carry it all?" Neji's smirk grew wider.
"I am perfectly fine."
"You look like you are struggling. Be careful, you might pull a muscle in your back."
"Trust me, my back is strong. I have had it broken before, and this is nothing."
Broke your back. Aaa! Dirty thoughts, dirty thoughts!
"Nnn- Fuck Neji go harder!" Sasuke thrust himself backwards as Neji thrust forward.
"Are you okay?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, why?"
"You seemed to have spaced out there for a moment."
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
"Whatever." Sasuke walked to where Neji was.
"What are you going to do with all of that?"
"Im going to give it to Naruto."
Give it to Naruto.
Sasuke had Naruto pinned against the wall, and thrust in and out.
"S-Sasuke." Naruto moaned.
That asshole even took Sasuke in his dirty thoughts! Damn him!
"It seems you spaced off again."
"Shut up! It is none of your business!"
Sasuke smirked, but his expression changed and he leaned forward. "Neji, is your nose bleeding?"
Neji, embarrassed with the sudden change in distance stopped thinking for a bit.
Neji started running off. "I have to go!"
Sasuke just stood there, and stared at Neji as he ran off.
That was odd.
He went off to find Naruto's house, and give him all of the ramen he bought, which was a ton.
Neji ran all the way to his house, and slammed the door shut. He leaned against the door, and slid down. He wiped his nose with the edge of his sleeve.
Did that darn Uchiha have to go and use wordings like that? Everything was going fine until he decided to be a dirty little slut.
Oh crap, here we go again.
"Mm, you are a dirty little slut, aren't you?" Sasuke smirked.
"Yes, master."
"You have been a bad, bad boy. You must be punished." He took a whip, and smacked it against the pale, bare skin of Neji's ass.
Neji had to concentrate in order to not get a nosebleed. Unfortunately, he still had a little problem. Little Neji had become not so little, and was bugging him to do something about it. After a deep breath, Neji set the bags on the counter in the kitchen, and went into the hallway to get to his room to take care of a little something.Right when he was close to his door, Hiashi stepped in his way. Wonderful.
"Did you take care of the business?" Hiashi asked coolly.
"Yes, sir." Neji just stared ahead.
"It looks like you have some other business to take care of." He put his hand over little Neji, and gave him a rough squeeze.
Neji's breath hitched, and he looked away. He was too embarrassed to say anything.
"It seems we have some things to discuss, in my room." He smirked, and walked into his room, with Neji reluctantly following.
When Neji was in, Hiashi shut the door, and locked it.
Yay! I have finished this chapter. Trust me, it will be all lemony later!
I think it started off well, and maybe more than just Sharon will like it.
I liked giving Neji all of those dirty thoughts.
Teehee.
I do not think I will be showing any Hyuugacest though.
It is not a main thing, at least that we want to see.
Neji: That is sick! How could you do that?
Me: It is important for the plot!
Neji: You are disgusting.
Me: That reminds me! It was really fun, and interesting to write about two characters who are both asses!
At least Neji can be an ass sometimes, or at least stern, and distant. He was a real ass in the beginning, but in Shippuden he seemed to calm down.
Yay for new stories!
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