Penguin: "My first fanfic! Yaaay!" * only me clapping *

* cricket chirping *

Penguin: "Harsh, much... Anyway, Black, would you like to do the disclaimer?"

Black: * snorts * "H***, no. Ask White, b****."

Penguin: * sigh * "White..."

White: "Quinrose still has them."

Penguin: "Sadly..." * sad face *

Black: "Get on with it, b****!"

Penguin: * eye roll * "Ahem..."

Chapter One: Down the Rabbit Role, We Go!

"Alice!" a beautiful trilling voice called.

I turned around with a sigh.

"Will you help me with my hair? I'd like to look perfect." my sister, Lorina asked, blue eyes sparkling at the thought of marrying her love.

Sigh. "Sure, Lori. Up or down?" I asked, running my fingers through her long chestnut locks.

The she went on a rant about how she wanted "half of my hair up, half down".

Well, I suppose I should explain.

I'm Alice Liddell. My sister, Lorina Liddell, is marrying Alexander Kingsley, a wealthy young man that is heir to the large fortune of a prominent English family. Being a HnKnA fanfic, you'd expect me to be in love with him, right?

Well, not exactly.

You see, Alex likes me. Well, not so much likes, more like harasses.

He and Lorina had been going out, though, and the little, erm, fascination he developed with a seventeen-year-old girl wouldn't really go down with the masses. So, he waits until Lorina is gone, harasses, kisses, cheats on Lorina with me, then threatens my life so I won't tell.

So, now you see my dilemma. I want to keep Lorina happy, being my favorite sister, yet I don't want to die.

"Alice?" Lorina said, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Yeah?"

She sighed. "Were you even listening?"

"Lori, I-"

She cut me off. "Never mind, I'll just get Edith to do it." she waved me off sadly, referring to our younger sister.

I sighed and walked out of the bathroom to the backyard. The wedding was to be held on the Liddell estate, more specifically, the rose garden.

I sighed, again, and started walking through the maze. The hedges blocked out the mumble of guests.

"Hello, Alice." an all to familiar voice said pleasantly.

I froze. Turned around slowly.

There was Alex, raven hair shining in the summer sun, dark blue eyes glinting.

"H-hello," I said shakily as he walked towards me. He smirked at my trembling.

"Don't be afraid, Alice." he murmured softly, backing me into the vegetation behind me.

"St-stay away!" I warned, though my voice was fearful as he leaned down towards me.

"Alice-"

A small groan escaped his lips as I heard a dull "thud". He fell backwards, revealing a man with white hair, staring at him with red ayes showing the utmost loathing.

"Stay away from Alice!" he hissed in a deep, pleasant voice.

"Wh-who are you?" I stammered to my savior, who I now realized had fuzzy, white bunny ears.

"I'm Peter White."he said happily, grabbing my hand. "Now, come with me, Alice!"

He whisked me onto his shoulder.

"H-hey, let me go!" I yelled, beating into his back and cursing the hedges' muffling ability.

"Please don't scream in my ear." he said with a small smile, small, round glasses glinting.

"Where are you taking me? Put me down!" I shrieked, praying that my high soprano pleas were heard.

He chuckled. "No can do, my dear Alice. We must go down the rabbit hole!"

He turned a corner, and a large black hole appeared.

"Aaah, there it is!" he said over my shouts of perverted, bunny-eared kidnappers.

"Down the hole, we go!" he said merrily, jumping right in.

Penguin: * sigh * "Sucky chapter is sucky." * heart-breaking frowny face *

Black: "Yeah, it is."

Penguin: "Shut up..." * sulks in corner *

White: * sigh * "..."