Disclaimer: In no way do I own Naruto, but do own Marine and this yummy marshmallow! :D
Apologies: Terribly sorry if a character seems OC. I haven't watched Naruto in a long, long time. I'll try to fix mistakes later, but for now, enjoy! If you don't, I will throw you off a cliff! Mwuahahahahaha!
The Akatsuki Snowflake
Chapter 1
The day Marine Hishata was first introduced into the Akatsuki was a shocking one. First of all, it was snowing, which was odd considering the Akatsuki hideout was in a forbidden clan compound in Fire Country. Second of all, the girl introduced as Marine had the biggest and brightest blue eyes the members had ever seen. Not to mention she had a head of hair as white as the snow outside. All the members remembered the day all too clearly.
They had been doing nothing. The Akatsuki I mean. How could they when the snow prevented them from doing so? They all sat in the kitchen, whining and moping about how their day was horrible.
"I can't believe this, yeah. I can't blow up anything because of this freakin' snow." Deidara grumbled.
"Shut the fuck up, Deidara! You've been grumbling about this shit all day. 'I can't blow up this' and 'I can't blow up that.' Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!" Hidan yelled at him.
"You're just mad because you can't go kill anybody, yeah!" Deidara yelled back.
"Calm down you two. It's just snow. What's stopping you from doing what you please?" Konan said reasonably.
"It's fucking cold. That's why." Hidan grumbled, folding his arms across his bare chest and slumping down in his seat.
"Hidan, you're immortal. You slaughter people every day and you're in the Akatsuki, but you refuse to go outside because it's cold?" Konan asked.
"That's about right." He responded.
"You're impossible." Konan stated. Hidan smirked at her.
It was quiet for a moment until Deidara realized something. "Hey guys. Where's Tobi?" he asked.
"Yeah. And Pein-sama, too!" Kisame said.
At about that time, the door to the kitchen burst open to reveal said Pein and Tobi. They walked in and stepped aside to reveal a girl at about the age of 18 or 19. She looked completely normal except…she had shocking ice blue eyes and white hair that was pulled back in a high pony-tail, her bangs hanging in front of the right side of her face. She was thin but very toned in the arms and legs. She wore a sleeveless, V-neck, zip up shirt that was a dark shade of purple with a fish net under shirt, a tight black mini-skirt with dark purple spandex shorts, white arm warmers with a purple trim and black knee-high sandals. She wore her ninja headband around her neck, which bore the insignia of Iwagakure. The Akatsuki stared at her in awe.
"Everyone, I would like you to meet Marine Hishata. She will be our newest member in replacement of Orochimaru. Make her feel welcome and for the sake of Kami don't kill her." Pein announced and walked off towards his office.
"Hi!" Marine said, waving two fingers at the group.
Deidara was the first one to speak. " What's got our leader so interested in you that he would recruit you into Akatsuki, yeah?"
"Deidara! Be polite!" Konan said, slapping the back of his head.
"Ouch!" he yelled.
Marine laughed. "It's alright. I don't mind explaining at all!"
"Okay. So tell us, yeah." Deidara said.
"Damn, where do I begin? Let's see. How 'bout I start off with my history and whatnot. Might make more sense." Marine said.
"Whatever makes you more comfortable," Konan told her with a smile.
"Okay so I was born January 15th in Iwagakure to parents I never even fucking knew. My dad died before I was born and my mom died during birth. I lived with my grandmother up until she died when I was 14. Everyone has hated me ever since I could remember and they could all go to hell for all I could care. Never really knew why they hated me until I asked my sensei. He hated me too, not to mention he was a fucking bastard. He said that when I was born, our Kage infused me with the water god, Susanowo. He's also the god of storms which explains the snow. I did that. Also, because I share a body with Susanowo, I bear a mark on my shoulder. It's like a backwards S with a dot facing north, east, south, and west. Weird? Yes, I know. But it's really beautiful. When I was 17, I left Iwagakure because I found out that our bastard of a Kage was using me as a lethal weapon. But before I did, I slaughtered most of that damn village in revenge for being used. I kill for the hell of it because it's strangely peaceful. And lemme tell ya, the feeling of the death of the person you killed is like the best orgasm you've ever had. I cuss a lot, if you haven't noticed. I've been told that I'm short-tempered and stubborn and I agree with them. I'm currently 18 and I'm not afraid to kick your ass if you upset me. Oh, and I'm the best damn medic-nin out there. It's been said that I'm better than Tsunade herself! Damn proud of it too. That's 'bout it. Any questions?"
"Yeah, I've got one. Are you related to Hidan?" Kisame asked, holding back a fit of laughter.
Marine cocked her head to side and looked at him before she laughed. "Not that I know of. I'm an only child and I murdered remaining family. Why do you ask?"
"I can answer that, yeah. You and he both kill for the hell of it and you both have potty-mouths, yeah." Deidara said.
Marine laughed. "Well at least I have similarities to one person here. By the way, do you have a fucking speech impediment or something?"
Deidara glared at her. "NO!"
"Really? Then why do you end your sentences with 'yeah?'" she asked.
Deidara answered with a glare which earned him another laugh from Marine. "So tell me, who is this Hidan that I'm being compared to?" she asked.
"That'd be fucking me, bitch," Hidan said.
Marine turned her attention to the silver haired man with violet eyes and glared at him. "What. Did. You. Fucking. Call. Me?" she ground out between clenched teeth.
"You heard me. And don't fucking bother attacking me. I'm fucking immortal but if you insist on fighting, bring your sexy ass over here and bring it." He said calmly.
Marine snapped out of her anger and simply stared at him with wide eyes. "You're immortal, too?" she asked.
"Hell yeah. A gift from Jashin." He answered.
"Jashin? Who the fuck is that?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK JASHIN IS? HE IS ONLY THE GREATEST OF THE GODS OUT THERE!"
"Here we go again," Kisame mumbled.
"Hidan, calm yourself down. We still need to introduce ourselves to Marine and we can't do that if you're gonna fight with her." Konan said. Hidan sat down and sent a death glare towards the white-haired girl.
Konan turned her attention to Marine. "Now that that's settled, I'm Konan. Before you came, I was the only girl. I specialize in jutsus that deal with origami and I'd be more than happy to teach you some."
"Me next! Me next!" shouted the hyper-active man beside Marine.
"But I already met you," Marine said.
"Yes but Tobi is a good boy and I want to politely introduce myself!" he insisted.
"Oh, alright," Marine said, rolling her eyes.
"I'm Tobi! Tobi is Deidara-sempai's partner and um…there's nothing much to say!" he said.
"I'll go next. I'm Kisame. And yes, I'm half-shark. Big deal. I'm one of the Seven Swordsmen in the Mist and my sword, Samehada, is my battle weapon. And lemme tell ya, it's badass. Oh, and my partner's Itachi. But he doesn't talk much and when he does, it's usually 'bout that stupid brother of his." Said the blue fishman.
"Okay…but who's Itachi?" Marine asked.
"That would be me." Said a dark haired man with crimson eyes.
"You mind telling me 'bout yourself? It'd be polite, ya know?" Marine said.
"Hn." Was his response.
"Jackass," she mumbled. The other members laughed at her.
"You can definitely say that again," Deidara said.
"Oh, trust me. I will in the near future. But who's the hell is the guy with the green eyes and the mask? And the plant-looking guy?" Marine asked.
"We are Zetzu," announced said plant-looking guy, "I, white Zetzu, am normally a nice and care free person, but my other half, black Zetzu,-""I am more serious and have been called rude."
"Huh. You, my friend, are fucking interesting. Weird, yes, but in an interesting way. And the other guy?" Marine said.
"I'm Kakuzu," said the guy in the mask, "there's really nothing I can say about myself, but I guess it's a good thing you're here. Someone can take over in the medical department. I'm sick and tired of stitching these guys up!" Everybody was laughing at him.
"Okay now that Marine has been formally introduced, let's go get you fitted for your cloak and get you your ring. Oh and we need to put a slash through your headband's insignia." Konan said, standing up and pulling Marine away from the kitchen.
"Um…okay. Guess I'll see ya guys later. Bye!" Marine called over her shoulder.
As soon as she was out of ear shot, the members all looked at Hidan.
"What the fuck are you staring at?" he asked hatefully.
"Nothing," they murmured, still looking.
Me: And that is it for Chapter 1! *hugs Hidan*
Hidan: Why the fuck are you hugging me?
Me: Because you're just sooo huggable!
Hidan: I'm not fucking huggable. I'm a fucking S-class criminal.
Me: Psh. So? *hugs Hidan tighter*
Deidara: Please read and Review, yeah!
Me: Thank you Deidara!
