Remember when I said I was going to write this. Well here it is. Enjoy and please review. This is not beta-read for obvious reasons. I am so bored.
Mello grabbed Near. He kissed Near. He took off Near's clothes.
"No. Stop," Near said. "It hurts."
"I'm gonna rape you," Mello said. [1]
He put his 13 inch [2] man thingy into the pale boy's butt-hole and took it out. He put it in and out again for 709 [3]times a minute moaning Near's name screaming when he came. His man stick went all the way in Near's ass hitting his womb [4].
Near moaned. "More, more." Mello obeyed. "I cumming!1!1111" Near screamed.
Near went to Mello's man thingy and started to lick it and suck it and it went all the way in [5].
Matt came in and saw what thgey were doing and was sad and mad because he loved Mello and felt betrayed by him and yelled, "Mello, you bastard!11111111"
Mello herd Matt, then felt sorry for he didn't wanted to make Matt sad. "No Matt. Don't go!1" He ran to get Matt while naked. His thingamagig was very big and hard but Matt was too mad to care. Near was alone.
"Matt I love you," Mello said.
"Why were you having sex with Near then11111111" Matt screamed.
"I love Near too," Mello said.
Mello kissed Matt putting his toungue in him caressing his cheek. Matt took off his clothes and put his thingy into Mello's and they made love.[6]
Near came behind Mello and put his manhood into his ass.
"Ah Near, Matt harder. HARDER!11" Mello moaned.
They all came at the same time.
A few months later Near told Mello that he was pregnet with his child.[7]
"Hooray Near." Mello said. And then Matt hugged Near and they had sex again.
THE END...For now.
[1] Who honestly says they're going to rape a person?
[2] A thirteen inch penis would be rather painful to have, considering pants and underwear. Also, how would he sit down when it's un-erect.?
[3] Mello's a genius, and perhaps bored enough to count how fast his penis is going.
[4] Wut. Apparently Near has both female and male parts. Let it sink in readers. Let it sink in.
[5] Near can also breathe through his er her, I think, skin, so that's not a problem for him.
[6] Kids in the sandbox reference, ya-oh god no.
[7] Remember, Near has a uterus. That connects to his colon...
Next up would be purple prose, which might take me a while to complete.
