The Doctor Who take on Supernatural's "The French Mistake".

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"Doctor, how could it even get in here?!"

Amy's eyes filled with panic as she and the Doctor backed away slowly from the incoming Dalek.

"I - I don't know, I don't know, Pond," the Doctor whispered hurriedly, reaching into his inner pocket. "But right now looks like an extremely good time to -"

His hand shot out yielding his sonic screwdriver, and the T.A.R.D.I.S. doors swung open.

"-RUN!"

The Doctor and Amy dashed outside and slammed the doors shut, leaning their backs on the door and breathing deeply in relief.

"CUT!"

The two looked up sharply, taking in their surroundings. Several men and women sat not far in front of them, one yielding a megaphone. An assembly bell rang somewhere overhead.

"Okay, that's a wrap, everyone! Let's go get some lunch, I'm starving."

Amy blinked. "Uh, Doctor... We're surrounded by cameras."

"Yes, I've noticed. Trying to work out where we've lande -"

"Hey!" A pretty woman carrying a microphone came marching towards Amy from the other side of the area.

The Doctor jumped. The lady wore high heels, and high heels never meant good. Unless they were being worn by River Song. Then high heels usually meant good. Hmm...

"Karen, Matt, great job as always," she flashed a smile at the two as they turned to look at each other in confusion. "Are you guys up for a little behind-the-scenes action? Stephen promised the fans another segment…"

Amy raised an eyebrow at the Doctor, mouthing, 'Stephen?' as the woman beckoned for them to follow. "It's just an interview, guys, I thought someone talked to you?"

"Right, okay," the Doctor scratched the side of his face awkwardly. Rassilon, was that makeup on his face?! "We'll just need, uh, a little… Time! Yes, time. Because we've got that, uh, Am - Karen - What's that thing we've got again?"

"Sorry, what?" Amy shook her head, shooting her friend a "I've-got-no-idea-what-you're-talking-about" look.

"Give us an hour!" The Doctor gave a tight smile mixed with a strange, high-pitched sort of nervous giggle, and grabbed Amy by the arm. He pulled her away before the interviewer could respond.

"Doctor, what's goin' on? I'm completely lost," Amy whispered, not really knowing why she was whispering.

"I'll explain it to you on the T.A.R.D.I.S." He turned around and flung the T.A.R.D.I.S doors open and his eyes widened. Oh, no. This was worse than he'd thought. He slammed the doors shut.

"Okay, right then, Pond," the Doctor turned slowly towards his friend, his back to the blue walls of his time machine. "Good news and bad news. Good news: The Dalek is gone. Bad news: You know my bigger-on-the-inside-box?"

She nodded, not following.

"Bit of a problem. It's not bigger on the inside anymore."


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