*Disclaimer* Anyone who believes I own Harry Potter should use some common sense. Why would I be writing on a FanFiction site if I owned it?
"What is taking Hermione so bloody long! We haven't seen her in 15 years! You'd think she'd hurry up."
"Ron, calm down. You've written her every month that entire time! And, watch your mouth in front of the kids. We don't want Lily picking up on anything too soon," said Ginny while Harry glared at Ron.
"Don't worry, she'll be here soon, then you can hassle the mystery guy all you want,mate," Harry said. Ron shrieked.
"Uncle! What's wrong?" Lily said in surprise.
"Someone poked me," while turning around. "Hermione!"
"Hola amigos!" Hermione said happily.
"Please remember none of us know spanish, seeing as we haven't been in Spain for the past FIFTEEN BLOODY YEARS!"
"Ron, it hasn't been that long, has it? It wasn't my fault the Ministry put me there."
"Still! I can't believe you couldn't even floo us. It's been too long."
"Ron, shove over. We all want a turn, too," said Ginny. "So, Hermione, who's the mystery bloke you've so vaguely mentioned."
"Well, I met him on my of my earlier projects with the Minis- Oh no."
"What now?" GInny said while turning. "Oh great. Who knew that slimy git would be here."
Draco Malfoy spotted them and stalked over. "What're you doing here Granger? Thought you were finally gone for good."
"Malfoy you bastard! Why are you even here? For your information, I was actually doing something good in the world!"
"I actually have a purpose here!" Draco growled while a nervous child peeked out from behind his legs. "Didn't you get killed on one of those stupid missions? If not they should send you back. Those idiots in Spain didn't do their job! "
"Oh no, there are more of you? Great, more of the all-knowing, spectacular, pureblood Malfoys!"
"Oh yes, actually, this isn't the only new Malfoy, and the line hasn't necessarily stayed so pureblood."
"Oh?" Hermione said, cocking an eyebrow. "How so?"
"Oh yes. In fact, the other is here right now, Mrs. Malfoy."
Harry, Ron, and Ginny, who had been listening with rapt attention, looked up at this. "Oh no Malfoy, you cruel bastard! Who've you conned into being the next Lady Malfoy?" Ron drawled.
"Why don't you ask Hermione? She would know," Draco said, smirking. Hermione moved to stand next to Draco, who planted a quick peck on her temple.
Harry and Ginny gaped at them, while Ron exclaimed, "Hermione! You've been poisoned! He's cursed you! Come over here, we'll help you!"
"Ron, he hasn't cursed me. We worked together on a case in Spain and re-met. This is Taurus, the newest Malfoy."
"Ha! I know! You had him drink polyjuice potion just to trick us! Very clever, Hermione, now who is it?"
Draco was starting to get irritated. "Weasley, it Malfoy you bloody wanker."
"Draco! Don't talk to my friends like that. We discussed this, if you don't behave, you stay home next year." Realization was starting to dawn on Ron's face.
"Wait, actually? You mean it?"
"Yes Ron, I'm not lying to you. He's changed," Hermione said, while noticing the silent stare Malfoy and Harry had gotten into.
"Drac, hun, let's go get Scorp ready. Bye guys, let's catch up later!" Hermione pulled Draco away, with Ron shooting daggers at his back.
"Well, that was an interesting development," Ginny said lightly.
