Walking down the metal hallways to the kitchen. He pulls open the refrigerator. But all that is inside is a loaf of wonder bread and a jar of Umiboshi paste.
Trafalgar Law, the surgeon of death, sits straight up in his metal bunk, breathing heavily and in a cold sweat. Crap, that was a horrible nightmare.
Law walks to the kitchen, where Shachi is making breakfast.
"Hello, captain," Shachi says.
Law pulls open the fridge. All that is inside is a loaf of wonder bread and a jar of Umiboshi paste.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…"
He stumbles back and crashes into the kitchen table. It collapses under his weight.
"Captaaaain!" Shachi screams.
Law scrambles up and runs out of the room. Run run run run away from the horror.
Must get away, must get away, He thinks he as charges up on deck and vaults the railing and dives into the ocean. The cold ocean water reawakens his senses.
Ah, crap. I can't swim. But death is better than bread. He crosses his arms as he sinks deeper.
Suddenly, a stream of bubbles surrounds the polar bear that had dived in after him! Bepo grabs his captain and quickly swims to the surface.
"Why did you save me?" Law hissed at Bepo as soon as their heads broke the surface.
Penguin tossed the two a rope. Bepo tried to put his captain down, but Law clung to him and whispered hysterically into his ear;
"There'sbreadthere'sbreadthere'sbreadthere'sBREAD!"
"It's okay, captain, calm down, the new guy thought it would be a funny prank. He hid all the grilled fish and rice balls."
Law slowly disentangled himself from Bepo and dropped to the deck. He coughed. "Send the new guy to me."
No one ever saw the new guy again.
