Disclaimer: We don't own any of these characters and if we did..I'd be scared. They're J.K.'s characters, we just twist them to do our own evil biddings--not that we do that often..er..yea.
Actually, we own both of the strange men. No only one ..I mean..yea..both.. *looks around* yea..

Characters (listed in order of appearance): Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, strange man, Cho, other strange man

Warning: This is scary stuff--I mean come on we wrote it!It could be triggering.
Swim Angel: Triggering what?
Tropicalfrost86:… *looks mysterious* Triggering…
Swim Angel: Well… *smiles at people she can't see*
Tropicalfrost86: So if we haven't scared you away yet, you can read the script now.
Swim Angel: WAIT! If anyone actually does this like…with a video camera I want to know about it!! So like write it in the review…..or whatever…ok now you can read it.
Tropicalfrost86: fine.
Tropicalfrost86 + Swim Angel: have fun…try not to run from the room screaming. *evil grin*

Hogwarts News

Harry: Hello and welcome to Hogwarts News. The news show where I'm the boss! Hello…again I'm Harry Potter….duh! I mean check out the scar!!!

Hermione: Harry! Get on with it!

Harry: Right….well now for headlines!

*Spiffy music*

Harry: Today in potions Snape admitted to being gay!!! Not that it comes as a surprise to anyone….

Hermione: Oh, Harry, we have some video footage. Here:

*show scene of Snape in rainbow coloured shirt, waving a purple flag* "Look at me! I'm proud to be diverse.. Value and embrace diversity kids! Gay people aren't all bad: look at me!"

Harry: Okay, I think that's enough. We did have to suffer through all of it in class you know.

Ron: HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?!!?

Hermione: NO! God Ron you're so….

Ron: Hott? Sexy?

Hermione: …not the words I was searching for…more like…

Harry: Gay?

Hermione: Thank you.

Ron: Hey…

Harry: Again! No surprise! So anyways…

Hermione: Today I got the highest test grades in Arithmancy, and Charms, and-

Ron: Today I found a slug on the bottom of my shoe.

Harry: In REAL news…Cho and I are going out!! I love you Cho!!

Hermione and Ron: *roll eyes*

Hermione: *pulls out long list, scroll goes all the way to the floor* Since I figured we'd get off subject, I wrote a little list to help us stay on track..

Harry: *sniggers* little?

Ron: Hey don't be making fun of Hermione!! She's…opps…

Harry: Aww!! That's sooooo cute *sings* Ron likes Hermione!!!

Hermione: Oh grow up Harry.. *turns red*

Harry: *makes kissing noises*

Ron: Oh come on Cho's watching this you know…

Harry: Oh! *looks all manly like* In other news, there was a giant squid spotting at the lake. Not that anyone really cares. Just to warn you, cuz I've heard he can be quite vicious sometimes.

Hermione: *looks smug* Harry… Everyone knows that the giant squid

Ron: HI MOM!

Harry: *sniggers*…you do know that this is only broadcast at the school…

Ron: oh…

Hermione: Don't make fun of Ron! He's ….. uh….. *stops* *turns red*

Harry: *laughs so hard he falls out of his chair* THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!

Ron: *looks at Hermione strangely*

Hermione: *avoids eye contact with Ron*

Harry: *still laughing*

Hermione: *gives Harry dirty look*

Harry: *stops laughing gets back onto seat* Also GRYFFINDOR BEAT SLYTHERIN IN QUIDDICH YESTERDAY!! We won by 800 points!!! WOO HOO!!

Hermione: …yay…

Ron: *still looking at Hermione strangely, but snaps out of it and smiles at camera*

Hermione: Ron I l-…hate you!!!

Ron: Well I l-…hate you too!!

Ron and Hermione: *start snogging*

*strange man walks across camera* He says: Hate is not so different from love.

Harry: riiight…well I'm Harry Potter and that's news to me!

Ron: *looks up*….yea….me too

Hermione: and me!! *goes back to snogging Ron*

Harry: …where's Cho?

*Strange man walks back across screen, takes off overcoat and hat…* *is Cho*

Cho: hey Harry.

Harry: *blushes* Hi Cho..

Cho: I hate you Harry Potter. *snogs Harry*

Harry: Mmph. (aka: I hate you too) *continues to snog Cho*

*Different man in overcoat walks by* He says: …..bye….. *walks away*

*Both couples fall off seats onto floor so you can't see them*

*Fade out*

Swim Angel: *sniggers* Wasn't that great!!?!?
Tropicalfrost86: stay tuned for our next script.. when ghetto girls go bad.
Swim Angel: Starring Hermione, Cho, and Moaning Myrtle!! Oh and we need 10 reviews or no new script!!



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