A/N: Thanks to my sister for giving me this idea! Once again I do not own Twilight *sigh* Anyways R&R please!!!!!

"Oh, my God, Edward! That feels SO good!" I heard Bella exclaim as I walked past their room in search of Rosalie.

'At it again,' I thought, pausing to listen. I smiled, knowing Edward would hear my mind.

As I leaned toward the door, I heard indistinct murmuring. Not easy, considering my heightened senses.

"Ooh," Bella cooed. She gasped, then moaned, making my curiosity bubble.

'Wonder if you'll tell me that trick later.'

"Like that, do you?" came Edward's voice, though I didn't know if he was asking Bella, me, or both.

"Yes!" came Bella's reply. "Don't stop."

"Didn't plan to." Edward's voice had dropped to a low octave.

I heard what I thought was a giggle, followed by another gasp and a moan.

"Ooh, right there. Oh, that's it. Mmm."

'This is starting to get good,' I thought, my smile broadening as I realized Edward knew I was here, yet he hadn't stopped.

"Oh, God! Harder! So good!" Bella's voice was barely above a whisper, and very breathy.

I wondered what he was doing. I leaned closer, hoping to hear what he was up to, only to realize there was no sound to be heard.

'What the-'

"Oh, my God, Edward! Thank you! That arch has been killing me for a week!"

'Damn you, Edward. Damn you to hell!'

"Already there, Emmett."

Their laughter followed me down the stairs as I restarted my search for my wayward woman.

Just before I reached the point where I wouldn't hear them anymore, Bella's voice drifted down to my ears.

"That's what you get for eavesdropping, Emmett."

I paused, mid-stride, readjusted my now painfully tight jeans, and continued on my way. 'Payback's a bitch, Edward."