Welcome to episode one of RANTS, today we are going to hear from the cast of Ed, Edd, n Eddy, now here is how it goes, each chapter we talk to one character and they talk about the fan fiction and fan art about them from pairings to character deaths here we go!!!!
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Double Dee
CS: Hey everyone, Cyber Spartan here, and welcome to the first episode of Rants, wtih me now is everybody's favorite sock-head, Double Dee!
Double Dee: Thanks CS.
CS: Welcome, now lets get started, a lot, and I mean a lot of girls say you are the and I quote "sexiest guy on the show" what do you think about that?
Double Dee(blushing): What? Me? No, no, I'm not.
CS: Tell that to your fan girls, next thing is...(looks at the sheet of paper and laughs uncontrolably)
Double Dee: What?
CS: You have been in more pairings than any other character from your show, you've been paired up with Nazz, May, Marie, Sarah, Ed!!!, Kevin!!, and Eddy!!!!!
Double Dee: I'm not gay!!!! Not that there's anything wrong with it but I'm not gay and Sarah is way too young, Marie and May are arrogant bitches, and Nazz is the only person I would like to be paired up with.
CS: You and almost every guy on the show and who watches the show. Anyway the next thing is that you are basically the hero in every adventure story with few exceptions.
Double Dee: Like what?
CS: Like you where the hero in a Resident Evil cross over.
Double Dee: Honestly I would cave.
CS: And you are one of the main heroes in my War of the Monsters series.
Double Dee: Good lord, I'll be killed if I really did that.
CS: Well that's all I got for you, can you bring in Rolf while you leave.
Double Dee: I'll warn him.
