Of Threats and Promises
Disclaimer: Candy canes are stripped, Santa is read, and I swear nothing is mine, but the story ahead… Merry Christmas chickadees
" Mr. Moony makes Mr. Padfoot sad…." Sirus complained loudly and dramatically, draping himself on top of Remus. The two sat at the dinner table at the Weasly's Burrow, eating a large and festive meal with the family, including Ron, Fred and George, Ginny, Charlie, Bill, Fleur, Molly and Arthur of course, Herminone and Harry, as well as the most recent addition of Harry's soon-to be husband, one Mr. Draco Malfoy. (But that is another, rather long story, which involves many swear words, hexes and snogging, that we will save for a different occasion)
" Mr. Moony says that Mr. Padfoot is a wanker, and ought to stop draping himself on people, Mr. Moony especially and go cry in a corner" Sirus faked offense at the comment. " Mr. Moony, I shall have to strike you for that last remark." He paused a second, pretending to hit Remus, but then stopped right before he actually did. " Mr. Padfoot has just realized that Mr. Moony is wearing rather expensive glasses. He wishes not to harm the glasses, only Mr. Moony.Mr. Padfoot has decided to attack only when Mr. Moony is not wearing anything at all"
Hermione couldn't help herself. " Is that a threat or a promise?" She asked loudly. Then realized the entire table had gone silent around her. Both Remus and Sirus blushed profusely. She just sat down muttering something about how they were bllody damn obvious seeing as how they practically say X-ray through each other's clothes on a daily basis.
Harry, Fred and George just handed Draco each a gallon, they too muttering something, but it was more along the lines of " I could have sworn Lucious, but Rem…."
Through his blush Remus just whispered to his now – outed – boyfriend. " I told you she was a smart witch."
A/N- Little thing that came to me when my brother pretended to hit my dad, then stopped cause he was wearing glasses….. I know, really weird, so sue me. HAPPY HOLIDAYS CHICKADEES, don't get drunk on New Years, well ahem, too drunk….
