So one day purple horse bitch was sitting in a volcano, when suddenly she realized ponies are really fucking gay so she decided to go on an epic quest to kill all of the ponies because they were gaying up her shit.
So to start her epic quest of killing fags, she went to princess cuntfaces castle and killed her shit and took control of the principality of horsefuckerland. Then she rounded up all of the gays and killed all 6 gorrilion of them, and used their bodies to build a spaceship to fly into the sun and end her disgusting horsefag existence.
THE END
