My stupid dad's revenge against my yaoi obsession

Hello guys! I asked my dad to write a yaoi story and he wrote this parody as a revenge for all the times I mumble about victuuri and all my yaoi ships. I hope you enjoy this great piece of literature. Thanks for reading!

Bashu and Victor met one evening at the ramen festival of light near mount Fuji.

"Let us celebrate the sacred light of the ramen!" called out the great prophet Sushi Wushi and the assembled multitude broke into tumultuous applause "Ramen! Ramen!" they chanted. The beautiful Seiko advanced carrying a bowl of ramen to offer to the chosen one and lo and behold! It was Bashu that she chose! She handed him the golden bowl and he, with thudding heart, took it and began the march to the throne of the god of light – Ra. As he mounted the steps to the throne the crowd called out "All hail Yuri! Bashu is no more all hail Yuri! Tradition had it that the "chosen one" had to take a new name decided by the crowd.

Yuri had been the name of the "Dark Lord" some ten thousand years BC and his spirit possessed the crowd in that moment so that his accursed name lived once more! Not content with possessing the minds of the crowd, the demon decided to spread his power through the internet through the mediums of manga and anime. And so he created the "yaoi" form, first in Japan, then throughout the webosphere.

The pure love of the beautiful Seiko was thus spurned by Bashu/Yuri. Crowds of crazy teenage girls screamed for her to be eliminated from the story, but somewhere from deep inside the bowels of the earth came the voice of the mother goddess "Seiko! Use your feminine whatever… you know!"

Confused Seiko asked the great god Ra for guidance. Unfortunately his answer was in ancient Egyptian which she understood not a wit! Victor reached out to Seiko, but the will of Yuri and a billion crazy girls led him instead towards Yuri. "I have it!" Cried Seiko "I will freeze this story for 2 years until all those girls will me to kiss Victor! And so it came to pass, two years went by and all the girls forgot about Yaoi and became obsessed with boys… and so Seiko finally triumphed over the evil god Yuri! And let us now eat ramen in memory of this joyous day.