"Oh, come on Gallagher Girl!" Zach pleads as he walks up behind me. I had just found out that his 'guys night' consisted of smacking lip with another girl. So yeah, I was pretty pissed at him. How the hell did I become the girlfriend of this conceited idiot?

"Um...no, you don't get to call me that." Pet names only worked when you're in a nice and romantic relationship. Then again Zach's never been romantic. He's just retarded and I laugh at his moronic ways, letting him think that I think he's funny.

"It was a dare! No big deal. I swear, you girls are prone to over reacting..."

"Really Zachary? No big deal that you kissed another girl? That's practically cheating!" Fuck that, It was cheating!

"...As I said before it was a dare, and it isn't a big deal at all." That's his only explanation? That it was a dare?

"Okay then. Let's hear your genius reasoning on why this is such a meager thing to fucking ponder! Hmm? I'm waiting Zach!" I told him with a hand on my hip -not to look intimidating, but because it was comfortable.

"Shit Cammie. It's not anything serious because it was a dare, and I'm totally in love with you- that's why your my girlfriend. No one can compare to you! That kiss meant nothing. Jeez, don't be so jealous. It's not becoming." Ha...he wouldn't be saying all that If it had been me kissing someone else.

"Oh okay, Zach. I get it now. It's no big deal."

"Exactly! That's what I've been trying to tell you!" He breathed out in relief and plastered his damn smirk on his face. God, I love that smirk...but that's totally irrelevant to the current situation.

"Mhmm. Just like how It's no big deal that I kiss someone else. As long as I don't like him, right?"

"Well that's never gonna happen! No guy other then me is allowed to come within 5 feet of you!"

"Who's the jealous one now? And I haven't even kissed anyone..." I fire back. He stopped, seeming to calm down. For now at least.

"...Alright so I understand where you're coming from now... I'm sorry Cam."He walks up to me and looks me straight in the eyes.

"Yeah?" I ask as he wraps his arms around my waist. I'm just sort of inwardly laughing 'cause I know he thinks he can get out of this easily.

"Hell yeah. I don't know what I was thinking. I was just messing around with Grant and Jonas, and I guess I got a little competitive. I'll never do it again. And you won't do it either, right?" I laugh out loud at his oh so casual question at the end. Of course now that he's kissed someone, he's gonna be hung over the possibility that I might kiss someone else. I won't though. I'm not a floozy. I'm a lady.

"You and Your persuasive words. Surprisingly I'm not pissed at you anymore." This was only because he's ridiculous, and he made me laugh though, not because of his award-winning reasoning.

"Of course not. But I still need to make it up to you." See? He's such a pompous kid!

"How?" I ask, playing along.

"With my persuasive lips." He smirks and starts to lean in to me.

"Sorry, not before you disinfect your lips and get tested for herpes buddy." I pull away. I don't want any part of that girl on me... she -unlike me- was most likely a floozy.

"What?" He asks totally confused.

"See you later. I'm going over to Bex's for girls night." I start to walk away

"Cam! C'mon, give me some sugar!...CAM! You better not kiss a guy." He yells pathetically after me.

"Bye, Zach! And stop screaming." I start to laugh as I hear him mutter to himself.

"Damn...I should have never kissed that fugly chick."