An interview with Dark Mousy
Me: Hello, mr. Dark
Dark: Yo!
Me: How are you?
Dark: Fine, now that you are here
Me: Yes, I'm here, and so are your fangirls. Why don't you say hi?
Dark: Bye +evil glare to Risa and rest+
Fangirls: He said bye+girly squeals+
Me: Wookaaay..'' Anyway, let's talk about you.
Dark: Oké, but hurry. Got a date at 10
Riku: ¬¬#I don't know what's so interesting bout him...
Me: Neither do I, but hey. So mr. Mousy, tell me? Why are you and Krad fighting all the time?
Dark: Call me Dark darling The thing with Krad? Well... we had a relation
Krad+from frontline:+ THAT'S NOT TRUE! oO'''
Dark: You loved me more then I loved you I dumped him for a Niwa, the Kokuyoku got split, we got cursed, etc, etc...
Krad: # die!
Me: aaaaalright, well, 'Dark', can you explain to me why, after 300 years, you still hate Krad?
Dark: Cause we're straight opposite, he still wants me and is trying to kill Dai...furthermore...I hate his fasionstatement
Krad:+plans to leave+
Me: Ghehe, explains... Could you tell me what exactly happened between you and Riku?
Dark:...uhm...not that much... I kissed her once, jumped of a cliff to catch her, TOOK (not grapped) her to the world of Daisuke's painting where she bandaged my wound, things like that (I never slept with that woman, miss judge!)
Riku: I TOLD YA TO NOT TELL ANYONE!!!
Me:+giggle+ to late. So, mr. Mousy. Tell me, what happened between you and 'RikA'
Dark:...+looks off+...She...didn't appear in the manga right?
Me: Feh, just tell!
Dark: MUHAHA!! You'll never find out
Me: And if I'd kiss you?
Dark:... I was in love, she was too, she found out I was immortal and doomed to lose my love to Niwa's, so I left her. Now gimme that kiss!!
Me: Gomen, I lied Now, any questions?
Fangirl: Me! Dark-san! Will you marry me??
Dark:... She's just like Riku +glooms in a corner+
Fangirl+waiting with hopeful face+
Dark+looks charming to fan+ Sorry, dating and kissing is as far as I go
Fangirls+squeal happy, drool+
Me: NOOO! My floor! OO'''
Dark+strokes elfgirl's cheek, looks charming+ Now... was there something more you wanted to ask me, young lady, hm?
Me: yeah, mr. Mousy, why do you love girls who hate you? ¬¬#
Dark+takes a little distance, looks serious and damn sexy+ because I think that those are the girls who might come to truly understand me.
Me: To bad, I don't understand you, so will you please stop looking at me like that?? ''
Dark: Okay okay already +takes his seat again+
Me: thank you+sits down again+ anyway, next question: Black or purple?
Dark: hm... Black unnoticed, dangerous, sexy black ;p
Me: geh, Rika or Riku?
Dark:...uhhhm...+sigh+ I already said: Rika's not in the manga. And I don't think 'bout the past. Riku-chan
Riku: arg, crap #
Me: alright Daiki or Daisuke?
Dark: Easy target: Daisuke!
Me: Freak ¬¬ Emiko or Towa?
Dark:... can I say Wiz?
Me: no
Dark:... just to not be killed: Emiko
Me: meh, Takeshi or Risa?
Dark: Divinely Saehara!!!
Me: oO I repeat: TAKESHI!
Dark: I repeat: HAPPY HYPER FANGIRL WHO WON'T SHUT UP AND WHICH I CAN'T DENNY, BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE HER FREAKIN' TWIN!!!
Me: Endless photo shoots and interviews with a bad looking dork, is that what you want?
Dark: just put on my Ipod, close my eyes, take a deep breath, and talk about Manou
Me: you got a point there. You ever been a kid?
Dark: well, technically no, but inside blue haired freak Hiwatari's little mirror thingy I took over Dai's live as a 14 year old.
Me: alright, I guess. How am I doing?
Dark: couldn't look better, sweetheart
Me: I meant THE INTERVIEW!
Dark: ow...it's fine
Me: Feh. You don't like my interview ;; am I that bad?
Dark: no, I just can hardly follow it because of your good looks
Me: good looks? You must be on drugs! oO
Dark: yes, you're my drugs
Me: do you think you could ever date Satoshi Hiwatari?
Dark:... as Daisuke, only if he asks, since Dai can't refuse. As me: NO!!!
Me: and how about Daisuke then?
Dark: date Daisuke? Sure
Dai: (nani!? O.O''')
Dark: tough it won't be possible, sharing the same bodies and all
Fangirls: kawaiiiiiii!!!
Me: cute indeed!! And now Dark, a little game. I say a word and you tell me the first thing that comes up in your mind.
Dark: sexy!... ow.. haven't we started yet?
Me: ¬¬'' prison.
Dark; 1932, worst 3 hours of my live
Me: money +grin+
Dark: strip club
Me: whore
Dark: fangirls..
Fangirls: nani? oO
Me+laughs+ HAHA+cough+ fangirl
Dark: Risa
Me: Krad
Dark: crappy freakin' pigeon
Krad: +walk's off+
Me: be nice, you're scaring off the Krad fangirls
Dark: whore! ... ow, did the game stop?
Me: no, it didn't stop chocolate
Dark: menstruation period no fun dating those girls
Me: I love chocolate. Beach
Dark: BIKINI'S!!!
Me: oO shouldn't have asked. Sun
Dark: light which means Krad
Me: moon
Dark: silent evenings
Me: baby
Dark: Saehara
Me: Riku
Riku: WHO THE HACK PUT ME IN THIS INTERVIEW!!??
Dark: I did the first thing I think about with Riku-chan? SWUPER SWEXY!
Riku: kill me ;;
Me: perfect date
Dark: you and Riku tied to my bed, forcing freak Hiwatari to watch
Riku+runs away, is screaming+
Dark: ow, and Risa's tied up down there too but not for my own pleasure, just to torture Hiwatari even more
Satoshi: ¬¬#...
Me: sick! hmph!
Fangirls: love!!!
Dark: the thing I can't have
Me & fangirls: awwwww ;;
Me: shit, did I just say that? ''
Dark: smiles encouraged+ tnx gals
Fangirls: you're welcome!!!
Me: supermodel
Dark: Riku!
Me: '' well anyway, let's end this, neh?
Dark: hm, okay -.-... now gimme that kiss you promised already!!!
Me: feh! -.- alright alright +grabs Dark by his collar, pulls him close+ hurry up already
Dark: I knew you couldn't resist me+bends over+
Me: I'm preventing you from raping me! -.-''
Dark+intents to kiss her, get's over-excited, HENSHIN!!+
Dai: o.O'''?????????? EH!!!!????
Dark: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
End!
Kyuu!
