Disclaimer: I don't own the any of these characters. Surgeon's General
Warning: The following story contain several blatantly mushy Xelloss and Filia
scenes. Exercise caution if weddings are known to give you cavities. Beware of
Zelgadis/Amelia, and Lina/Gourry hints. In addition there is a great deal of
silliness, and general attempts at bad humor. Author takes no liability for
nausea or for harmful laughter caused by the reading of this story. Continue at
your own risk...
I started writing this fanfiction because I really didn't want to study for
Organic Chemistry one day, and I began wondering what would happen if Xelloss
and Filia got married. This is my first fanfiction and I need help, so please
send comments. Suggestions, corrections, and criticisms are welcome! Please send
comments to:
"Wow, Lina, I thought we'd never find an ice-cream parlor. It sure took a
long time. But it was worth it."
"Yeah, this triple fudge swirl, strawberry chunk super-cone is the best! I
wonder what the others are up to?"
Lina and Gourry returned triumphantly from their hunt, happily licking
ice-cream cones. They were about to enter the inn where their party was staying
when they were startled by the sound of a large crash.
"What now?" Lina exclaimed as they were almost knocked over by a fleeing
townsman. Cautiously, they entered to find the common room strangely deserted.
Only Zelgadis and Amelia remained, warily watching Filia systematically destroy
everything in her way to get to Xelloss.
Amelia nervously turned from the wreckage to greet them, and her eyes lit up
seeing the ice-cream. "Oh, so you found an ice-cream parlor? Zelgadis-san, let's
go get some, too?" She latched onto Zel and tried to drag him off while keeping
an eye out for flying objects.
Lina looked from Amelia back to the room and facefaulted seeing the
destruction. "Not again. Zel, what are they fighting over this time?"
"I'm not exactly sure. It all started when Xelloss asked Filia where she
found garters strong enough to hold up that mace. After that...." Zel sighed.
Filia screamed, "AAAAHH! Namagomi Mazoku!" Swing. Xelloss dodged and instead
she crushed a chair. Swing. Xel teleported a few steps away, and Fi shattered
some glasses along with the table under them.
Xel grinned. "Ahh, Filia. Such beautiful violence. But you missed, again."
This only made Filia angrier. "AAAAAAAAHH!" Swing. Shatter. Xel giggled as he
teleported out of the path of yet another swing. Filia looked ready to explode.
Suddenly she yelled, throwing her mace straight at him. Xelloss deftly dodged
yet again, turning to watch the mace clatter into a shelf of wine bottles behind
his former position. Filia enraged, and now weaponless, took advantage of his
distraction to lunge at him and grab him by the shoulders.
"Eh?" Xelloss turned to face her and then smiled, seemingly unconcerned by
his current position. Filia hesitated, suddenly realizing that her face was now
inches from his own.
Xel grinned. "Yare, yare. It seems you've caught me. So, now what are you
going to do?" *picture ^_^*
Filia looked like she was trying to decide whether to strangle him or
decapitate him. Unable to make up her mind, she jerked him closer and planted a
firm kiss right on his lips. Much to the surprise of everyone in the room.
Xelloss' eyes actually opened in surprise at this unexpected assault. But then,
they shut again as he put his arms around her and began to return the kiss.
Amelia gasped and let go of Zel, whose eyes were about to pop out of his head.
Lina actually dropped her ice-cream, for once seeing something scary enough to
distract her from food. Gourry shrugged unconcerned until he noticed Lina's
ice-cream cone. "Oh, oh," he mumbled, guarding his own cone. "Now, she'll
probably take mine."
Several long moments later, Xel and Filia pulled apart and looked at each
other. Then, Xel smiled again. "Filia-chan, that was certainly an interesting
attack."
"AAAAAGH!!!!" Filia dived for mace-sama and came up in a vicious swing.
Xelloss, still slightly off balance, didn't teleport away this time and was
soundly smashed in the face. Fi grinned triumphantly. "Gotcha!" Xelloss,
meanwhile, pulled himself up from the wreckage of what used to be a table and
watched as Filia stalked off to her room.
"What just happened?" Zelgadis asked, picking his jaw up from the floor.
"I'm not sure," Lina replied hesitantly. Then, she noticed her ice-cream on
the floor "Oh, no! I dropped my ice-cream! Gourry, give me yours. I'm
hallucinating from hunger."
Gourry: "Hallucinating?"
Amelia recovered at the thought of ice-cream, "Um..., Why don't we all go
back to the ice-cream parlor, and you can get a new one."
"Ok," Lina relented, and Gourry sighed with relief. They went off, dragging a
still gaping chimera, and trying to forget the frightening hallucination. Behind
them, Xelloss sat amid the wreckage and Filia sat in her room, both pondering
what exactly just happened.
Filia pulled out her tea set while she thought to herself, What is going
on?? Did I really kiss that disgusting mazoku? Hey, it worked pretty well to
stop him from dodging! How dare he ask such things! He makes me soooo mad. I
could smash that smile right off his face. I could just beat him till there's
nothing left to smile. I could kiss him till his lips fall off. ??? Ohhhhh, what
is he doing to me? I can't let this go on. Somehow, I've got to get away from
him! I can't abandon the quest, so somehow I've got to make him leave. Forever.
But how?
Xelloss was now sitting on one of the last remaining chairs, also drinking
tea as he surveyed the wreckage. Now, what was that all about? I've sensed
conflicting emotions from her for some time, but I wasn't expecting that. Isn't
that priceless? The dragon priestess in love with the Mazoku trickster. He
laughed to himself. But, she'll never admit it.... What lovely violence she
creates. Look at the mess I made with one little question. How do they make
garters that strong? And what a lovely view when she goes for that mace! He
sighed. What violent passion there was in that kiss! Could it be .... He
paused his thinking and suddenly opened his eyes to show a decidedly predatory
look. That dragon may try to deny her feelings, but a mazoku will get what he
desires. And I think I want her....
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Thanks to Abby (DragonGirl17) and
Chuck for proofreading, and to Chibi Ophelia and Zelas_ar for suggestions.
Thanks to Li-chan for inspiring the Warning.
