How Syaoran Li Eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
By: Jennifer
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Ok, this is probably gonna be a short, but hilarious fic.
This is my 3rd fic, and I am sorry if somebody else has
a fic like this, but I haven't read it so I will not copy! Even
if I have read it I still would not copy cuz I'm not a poser!
Hope you like it!
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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CCS or anything that has
to do with it really, and I have not made Reese's PBC's
all though they are really good and yummy and chocol-
atey... *stars in eyes*(*.*)
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Syaoran walks home after he had just gotten a Reese's
Peanut Butter Cup at the grocery store about a half a mile
down the street.. *i'm so...exact, hehe*

He takes one of the cups out of the package... He stares
at it... He pictures it to be Sakura... so... He licks it.

Then he chomps at what would be Sakura's ear.

Then he pictures it to be Touya, so he takes out his
sword and cuts it into the pieces.

One is Meilin, one is his mother, and one is Tomoyo.

He picks up the 'Meilin' piece. He pretends that it is talking.
"Oh, my Syaoran hunny, fiance, kawaii guy..." He pretends
to make the Reese's cup hug him.. He smashes the Reese's
cup.

Then he picks up the 'mother' one... He makes it talk over the
phone. He picks up the phone. The Reese's starts talking.
"Xiao-lang, it's time to come home! *giggles behind the phone*"
Syaoran then talks back to the Reese's cup and then the Reese's
cup yells, "But it's an order of the Li-Clan!" Syaoran shuts the cup
up by popping it into his mouth... "BYE BYE mother!" he shouts.

He then gets Tomoyo the Reese's cup and says, " Oh, Sakura,
here's your new CC outfit! Aww... You and Syaoran look so
Kawaii together! *picks up video camera* Ya, move a little
closer... aa 'only if ya'll would get married' I could video tape
it!! That'd be so Kawaii!" Syaoran yells at the Reese's cup..
"AWWW!!! SHUT UP! I get it... I LOVE SAKURA, THERE!"
*blushes* Then he slices Tomoyo and puts her *hehe* in an
envelope and mails her to Sakura.

He takes the smashed Meilin and Sprinkles it on top of the
ear that he bit off of Sakura and forms a new 'ear'. "There,
Sakura, your all better..." * he kisses the Reese's cup good-
night.

Sakura walks in on them *the Reeses cup and Syaoran* kissing.
"Syaoran, hunny. WHAT are you doing?" "I'm kissing you as a
Reeses cup." "Oh, if thats all then, IM SENDING YOU TO A
PYSCHIATRIST! But first, lets go to bed."

Syaoran is now hyper from the chocolate and starts crying.

"But mommy, I don wanna go beddy bye!"

"Oh, please..."

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How was it? Good, bad, stupid, funny.. R+R with comments,
no flames plz!

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