Dear James Potter,
I am Lily Evans.
Don't argue with me, either, because I know my name. So ha!
Miss Whitewood says that we have to include things such as:
Favorite class (Which is Potions, though my best class is Charms), favorite food (Yummy, steak), uh, age (16 since May 12th). She also told me to just talk about me, so, here I go.
As you know, I go to Mandelina's School For American Witches. It's quite lovely, though obviously there are no guys around. Well, the music and Transfiguration teachers are guys, and some of the people who clean up the grounds and stuff. I own an owl, and her name is Abraham, nicknamed Abbie. She is name after Abraham Lincoln, and no, I was not high when I named her.
I am a Prefect, my grades are excellent (excuse me if I'm sound arrogant, I'm really not), and I have never had a detention, nor will I ever. My favorite teacher is Julie-Ann (Miss Whitewood, but she always insists on us calling her Julie-Ann or Miss Julie-Ann), and my least favorite teacher is Mr. Hall.
I love to read and write, and I have been called a good-two-shoes before. They suffered in the school nurses office for a week (and I didn't get a detention!). My best friends are Holly Thomas, Dorcas Meadowes, Cadence Kyros, and Hestia Jones.
Wow, I sound frightfully boring. Well, I gotta go. Class is about to start.
Write Back (For there's not much to do lately),
Lily Evans
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Dear Peter Pettigrew,
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a martian.
Nor do I claim to have relations to anyone from Mars.
Now, Jupitor, that's another story....
I like dots, you may have noticed. Anyway, onto all the stuff I have to tell you:
Age: Sixteen since the sixth of june
Fave Class: History- sooo boring, but great to sleep through. My best class is Transfiguration, though.
Fave Teach: Mr. Blackmoon- can anyone say hottie? (Forgive me, you're a guy and don't wanna hear that. Or, read it...)
Fave Food: Olives. Escpecially on Pizza. Wait. Pizza is my fave food.
Friends: Holly Thomas, Cadence Kyros, Lily Evans, Alice Johnson
Least Fave Teach: Mr. Hall
Pet: Tada! I have a pink mouse who does back flips. She's awesome. Her name is Purple.
Things I Like To Do: World Domination. Check out cute guys whenever possible. Sing. Embarrass the hell out of Lily, try to get Miss-I-have-never-had-detention-Lily in detention.
Crap. Gotta go, my home planet is calling. Or rather, I have detention.
Talk to you later,
Dorcas Meadowes
P.S: I'm black, and if you're racist I'll beat you to a pulp!
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Dear Mr. Remus Lupin,
I love your name. You have heard of the Remus and Romulus legend, I assume. I love it- wolves are so intriguing. Ah, must get on with what Miss Julie-Ann told us we had to do.
My favorite class is Transfiguaration. My favorite teacher is Mrs. Liaton. I hate Mr. Hall. I enjoy Arithmacy. I enjoy salad and bottled water, and despise spaghetti and pizza, as well as soda. Yes, I know, I'm a freak. I own an owl, her name is Aphrodite (I let Dorcas name her).
My best friends are Lily Evans, Dorcas Meadowes, Cadence Kyros, and Dolly Umbridge. They're all so great. Though, Dorcas and Cadence can be weird, and Dolly can be rather cruel.
Ah, the mysteries of life. Yes, I know, I'm boring, and I have to go. Sorry for the short letter.
-Holly Thomas
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Dear Sir Sirius Black of Hogwarts, (Teehee, you're name after a star!)
I am a spoon. Yes, it's hard to believe, I know. The hair and clothes is a disguise. I am secretely a prostitute spoon drug lord. Yes, I am fantastic. Now, I beg you, do not let this info out. The FBI has been after me for ages. In fact, I insist you burn this letter to destroy the proof once you are done reading it, or I will have to track you down and murder.
While in hiding at this school, posing as a student and not a prostitute spoon drug lord, I enjoy history and my favorite teacher is one Miss Julie-Ann Whitewood, and if my suspicions are confirmed, she's from Pluto. I also enjoy sugar quills. Yes, I know they're not food, but candy, but they're my favorite food. Don't argue with me, or I'll sick the evil Mr. Hall on you.
One my friends is Dorcas Meadowes. She denies being a martian, but I learned her secret one day, running from one Miss Lily Evans, who says she is my friend, but when you accidently turn her hair colors, she tries to murder you. I am also friends with Miss Holly "I could be a supermodel" Thomas. Oh, and Eric Richardson, but he's weird.
While posing as a student, I bought a dark purple kitten from a wizarding shop. Her name is Lilac, and she's very passive. I think she's secretly a pillow or something. Some things I enjoy doing include trying to get Dorcas to admit she's a martian, reading, singing, writing, and on the occation, plotting world domination with Dorcas. I must leave now.
Respond ASAP, and that is an order!
Lady Cadence Kyros of Mandelina's
P.S: Only 99 days until Christmas!
P.P.S: Oh, I forgot to tell you I'm 15. I'll be 16 on November 1st.
A/N: Right now it's AU. Hogwarts is an all boys school (for now) and Mandelina's is an all girls school. THe marauders have never met any of these girls. By the way- I don't have spell check right now, so I'm really, really SORRY for any misspellings. Or typos.
It won't stay in all letter but for like, three chapters or that. I promise. There is a plot. It'll also become less humorous, though there will be humor.
