Views Of Death
Disclaimer: Don't own FD1 or 2. Wouldn't mind owning Tony Todd. LOL.
Summary: Death's personal opinion. Not recommended for strongly religious people.
PN: Ummmm, liked it and wanted to write about it.
Annoying, you humans are, yet amusing as well. I confess, I do enjoy toying with you, dangling the answer in front of you. However, I do not take kindly to being mocked. When my plan is desturbed, the order is disturbed, causing a rift, causing unfair immortality. You call me names like, Bastard, Life-stealer, killer. Perhaps. I do my job and I do it with pride. Why should you get to see your children wither and die, while yoyu stay young and full of life? That is not what you meant? But that is what you said. You want everyone to be immortal? What would that accomplish? Your pathetic planet would blow up from the over-population of humans. It would be like removing spiders from the flies life. It would not work. And besides, you think that your "All-Mighty Being" minds? HE ASSIGHNED ME TO THIS JOB! I didn't ask for it. Quite frankly it's boring. And annoying when people cheat! It's like sorting out papers all day, only to come back with them blown all across the room. But, hey, it's got it's funny parts. For example, Lewis, i perfectly arranged the magnets, made sure the right one fell, and still he didn't catch on. The piegons, well, that was an added bonus. Personally, I never understood pigeons. That leaky toilet was perfect, as was the broken glass. Mortician? Ahhhh, you mean Tony. Yes, he works for me, he makes sure no one figures out the "accidental" deaths weren't as "accidental" as thought. Also, personally, I prefer red. I made sure Tony had a fire, and usually have the person bleed before they die. I kill children? No. I kill people who are destined to die anyway. Answer me, if I'm a killer, how come I force some to live. Yes, I stop people trying to die before their meant to. Elijah is a perfect example. Tried to use a gun. I forced every bullet back. I'm heartless? Well, why would I show mery to a merciless creature. You ste on ants without the faintest guilt, how is what I do different? Last time I checked, ants don't kill anything that is different. I'm evil, I'm bad? Why not. Afteerall, you only get one life to live. Oh, and wait five minutes before you get up from the computer. How's that for a sign?
No one had attempted to write about death which really surprised me. I have a mix of both movies. The names I'm not one hundred percent sure about, and Tony is the real actors name so I decided to use that rather then mortician. The magnet part refers to a part in the second, where a magnet falls into a box of food. The magnet falls, and causes the fride to spell, "eye". Then, he gets a ladder through his eyes and straight through his skull. Personnaly, what I said about over-population is a personal belief, and thought it would be cool to add. Also, don't pay attention to the five-minute thing, it was just a little scare I wanted to throw in.
