HI! It's me again. Yup it's another fanfic about something very random.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but if I did … Sasuke would die. Written by Cheese.
GIVE ME THE PEPPERMINT CANDY
Cheese, where are you going!? Come back please! I want to eat you!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cheese
"Sakura, Sakura what is 1+1?"
"164!!"
"Sakura, were you just sleeping in during my wonderful lecture hour … AGAIN for the 100,000,000,000th time this week!?"
"Uhh…….. no?"
"ugg… Sakura if you're going to keep this up you're never going to become a chuunin," said Kakashi sensei.
"come on! You don't think I was seriously sleeping during your "wonderful speech hour" do you?"
"hmm I got my eyes on ya."
"well class dismissed. See yal tomorrow." But nobody left.
"Kakashi sensei, you said you were going to treat us to ramen today!!!!" yelled Naruto.
"Who said I did?"
"you did! I even got it on tape!!!"
"when did you do that?!"
"since ever!"
"sure ya did."
"no see! its right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
(everybody sweatdrops except Naruto incase u r stupid)
"I told you but you didn't listen. Tsk tsk Kakashi sensei I thought you were such a great ninja but now … I'm starting to loose my respect for you. Shame SHAME!!!!!!!"
(Naruto presses button and recorder is playing)
"Kakashi sensei I want my ramen!!!"
"Fine. Naruto I'll treat you guys to ramen on Monday."
"WAH!? Monday is like wat 24 hours away!!!!!!! I can't wait that long!"
(end of thing)
"SEEEEEEE!"
"Naruto you don't have to rub it in. Gosh, your so mean!!!!" and with that Kakashi started crying and leaves going back home to hug his teddy because he needs comfort.
Suddenly Neji enters into the picture (A/N: I LOVE NEJI!!!! S2 or 3)
"Naruto guess what!" exclaimed Neji.
"WAT!?"
"I got you …"
"uh huh"
"NOTHING!"
"YES!!!!!!!!! Is it my birthday already!?"
"I don't know but isn't it awesome !?"
"Will you two bakas stop flirting?" Sasuke said.
"HEY!" Naruto and Neji (or actually Neji and Naruto) exclaimed in unison.
Sakura suddenly did something and actually got the dudes to shut up. (I bet you all forgot about Sakura)
Naruto is now behind Sasuke and Neji shivering in fear.
"MOMMY!" all three boys cried.
"That's more like it. Today I, Haruno Sakura is able to obtain the power of CHEESE!!!!!!"
"Neji hold me. I need comfort!" Naruto said as he sobbed.
Surprisingly Neji didn't object because he too needed comfort.
"Isn't anyone going to hold me?" Sasuke asked.
"NO!" Naruto and Neji screamed.
"PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke begged.
"Only if you give me a peppermint candy." Naruto said. Neji became sad and Naruto noticed this. "Sasuke, make that two peppermints."
"Deal!"
"Come on Neji. Let's go before he comes back."
"Naruto are you stupid?! I want my peppermint candy first."
"You do have a point."
"I'M BACK!" Sasuke yelled.
"GIVE ME MY PEPPERMINT CANDY!" shouted Naruto and Neji.
"Happy Birthday!" Sasuke said.
"YAY! MINE! NOT YOURS MINE!" Naruto screamed.
"1…2…3!" Neji screamed and he ran off with Naruto close behind.
"Wait! I didn't get myself a peppermint candy. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke screamed (to no one. Josh he is emo!)
Naruto and Neji are happy with their peppermint candy while Sasuke is left without one. SUCKER!
End
