A/N: This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction and because of this, some things may be mispelled because I am not only a horrible speller, but I have no Harry Potter book on me. If I mispelled somthing, please tell me right away so I can correct it. Thank you and don't forget to review!


Blaise and Crabbe were sitting in the Heads common room, lounging and waiting for Draco to arrive. He had told them two days ago to meet him in the Heads common room so they can go to Hogsmede. Draco wasn't in his bedroom, so they were stuck waiting on the couch. Which they have been doing for the last twenty minutes.

"Sweet Merlin Draco what is taking so long?" Blaise muttered.

"Maybe he went without us or something," Crabbe said.

"No he's probably still at the dining hall...that moron I'm going to kill him," Crabbe walked over to the little kitchen and begun digging around for something to eat.

"Hey Blaise what is this?" Crabbe asked, holding out a box of Cheese-Itz.

"I don't know I haven't seen it before," he said with annoyance.

"I think its muggle food...must belong to the mudblood," he said, as he plopped down on the couch and opened it. As he begun to eat, he smiled.

"This tastes good! Try it Blaise!" he said, holding out the box. Blaise rolled his eyes.

"I'd rather not," he said. Just then, the portrait door swung open. Crabbe and Blaise stood up expecting to see Draco. Instead, Harry, Ron, and Ginny walked through.

"What are you gits doing here?" Ron asked with a sneer.

"Waiting for Draco," Crabbe said. "Pothead and Weasels," Ginny rolled her eyes and walked up the stairs towards the Head Girls room.

"Shut up you're all gits," she said. "Hermionie!" she called. Harry and Ron followed. Ginny opened the door, and the three of them stood at the door, mouth open in shock. Being curious, Blaise and Crabbe followed. When they saw what the three Gryffindors had seen, they too, stared in shock. In the Head Girls room were both Hermione and Draco. Both were in Hermiones bed. Neither had any clothes on. One could guess what was going on there. Both Head girl and boy stared at their friends in shock. Nobody moved. Then...

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

"Nice rack Mudblood,"

"OH MY GOD!"

"PERVERT!"

"MALFOY GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!"

"YOU'RE FUCKING THE FERRET???"

"EW!!"

"GET OUT!!!!"

"GO MALFOY!"

"Wait till your dad hears about this...."

"DON'T YOU DARE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE???"

"I'LL KILL HIM!!"

"RON!!"

"OWWW! LET GO WEASEL!!"

"SHES UNDER THE IMPERIO CURSE!!"

"NO I'M NOT!!"

"EWW I CAN SEE MALFOYS DICK!!!"

"GINNY COVER YOUR EYES!"

"STUPFEY!"

"YOU STUPID WEASEL GET OFF OF ME!"

"HERMIONE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

"GET OUT!!!!!!" a blanket covered Hermione managed to shove all five people out of the room.

"You okay Draco?"

"I'm fine....shit...."

"How are we going to explain this?"


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