What we do when we're bored…

Keika: Hello everyone~ Read if you want to~!

This will basically be me and Hotaru re-watching the Durarara! Anime and commenting on the lines/scenes from it.

Contains Yaoi… as usual. Hehe~

Hotaru: What she said and it won't contain all the lines from the anime! As the title says, this is complete randomness~

Episode 1

Kida: Is there anywhere you want to go?

Mikado: Umm… How about Sunshine 60?

Kida: Right now? If you really want to go there, you should take your girlfriend along.

Hotaru: Hmm~? Kida…isn't Mikado your…improvised girlfriend~?

Keika: Kida, Kida, Kida… Do you seriously want him to get a "girlfriend?" You sure about that?

Erika: Who's he? A friend of yours?

Hotaru: You mean BOYfriend.

Keika: … Did not see that coming, Hotaru.

Kanra: Good evening~

Tanaka Taro: Kanra-san! You were online?

Hotaru: WHERE'S YOUR FEMALE VOICE?

Keika: … Hotaru on rampage.

Izaya: Yeah there is.

Hotaru: OMG IT'S IZAYA

Keika: …

Commercial break: Durarararararara

Keika: *eats muffins and sips coffee* …And now back to the show.

Hotaru: W.t.f. You did not have coffee.

Keika: I don't give a damn.

Hotaru: True Shizu-chan right there~

Keika: ! *throws desk*

Hotaru: Rp into real life~

*vending machine flies into air*

Keika: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S SHIZU-CHAN~~!

Hotaru: There goes the Shizu-chan fan… *sigh* Not that I'm the one to talk…

Keika: SHIZU-CHAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

*Shizu-chan roars*

Both: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

The kidnappers start smoking.

Keika: Sorry guys, the only person who looks good smoking is Shizu-chan. So go die in a hole.

Hotaru: Oh please no.

When the fake Nakura holds out his cigarette at Celty…

Hotaru: Excuse me, but only Izaya looks good with that move… with a knife.

Keika: *sigh* You and your Izaya fanatics…

Anime reveals that Celty doesn't have a head.

Hotaru: OMG so scary~ I'm shaking in my shoes—and I have no shoes on!

Keika: …Fail.

Mikado: Is there anyone else I need to be aware of?

Kida: Well, aside from the gangsters… There's a guy called Orihara Izaya.

Hotaru: IT'S IZAYA!

Keika: … Oh shut the hell up Hotacchi.

Kida: This guy's really dangerous, so don't go near him.

Hotaru: But he's adorable~!

Keika: … It's wrong to call a 23-year old adorable…

Kida: I'm really happy. I'll be able to attend school with you here and hang out like we used to.

Keika: Is that REALLY the only reason why you're so happy~?

Mikado: *blushes lightly* I am too.

Hotaru: Oooooooooh~

Keika: KYAAA KIADO~~~~~~~!


Keika: Well, that's the end of episode 1~

Hotaru: MOVING ON~~~