What we do when we're bored…
Keika: Hello everyone~ Read if you want to~!
This will basically be me and Hotaru re-watching the Durarara! Anime and commenting on the lines/scenes from it.
Contains Yaoi… as usual. Hehe~
Hotaru: What she said and it won't contain all the lines from the anime! As the title says, this is complete randomness~
Episode 1
Kida: Is there anywhere you want to go?
Mikado: Umm… How about Sunshine 60?
Kida: Right now? If you really want to go there, you should take your girlfriend along.
Hotaru: Hmm~? Kida…isn't Mikado your…improvised girlfriend~?
Keika: Kida, Kida, Kida… Do you seriously want him to get a "girlfriend?" You sure about that?
Erika: Who's he? A friend of yours?
Hotaru: You mean BOYfriend.
Keika: … Did not see that coming, Hotaru.
Kanra: Good evening~
Tanaka Taro: Kanra-san! You were online?
Hotaru: WHERE'S YOUR FEMALE VOICE?
Keika: … Hotaru on rampage.
Izaya: Yeah there is.
Hotaru: OMG IT'S IZAYA
Keika: …
Commercial break: Durarararararara
Keika: *eats muffins and sips coffee* …And now back to the show.
Hotaru: W.t.f. You did not have coffee.
Keika: I don't give a damn.
Hotaru: True Shizu-chan right there~
Keika: ! *throws desk*
Hotaru: Rp into real life~
*vending machine flies into air*
Keika: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S SHIZU-CHAN~~!
Hotaru: There goes the Shizu-chan fan… *sigh* Not that I'm the one to talk…
Keika: SHIZU-CHAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
*Shizu-chan roars*
Both: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
The kidnappers start smoking.
Keika: Sorry guys, the only person who looks good smoking is Shizu-chan. So go die in a hole.
Hotaru: Oh please no.
When the fake Nakura holds out his cigarette at Celty…
Hotaru: Excuse me, but only Izaya looks good with that move… with a knife.
Keika: *sigh* You and your Izaya fanatics…
Anime reveals that Celty doesn't have a head.
Hotaru: OMG so scary~ I'm shaking in my shoes—and I have no shoes on!
Keika: …Fail.
Mikado: Is there anyone else I need to be aware of?
Kida: Well, aside from the gangsters… There's a guy called Orihara Izaya.
Hotaru: IT'S IZAYA!
Keika: … Oh shut the hell up Hotacchi.
Kida: This guy's really dangerous, so don't go near him.
Hotaru: But he's adorable~!
Keika: … It's wrong to call a 23-year old adorable…
Kida: I'm really happy. I'll be able to attend school with you here and hang out like we used to.
Keika: Is that REALLY the only reason why you're so happy~?
Mikado: *blushes lightly* I am too.
Hotaru: Oooooooooh~
Keika: KYAAA KIADO~~~~~~~!
Keika: Well, that's the end of episode 1~
Hotaru: MOVING ON~~~
