I do not own either Ranma 1/2 or Card Captor Sakura
Nerima Betrayal
In an alleyway in Nerima, 2 individuals were looking at each other in absolute silence. One of them came forward and broke the silence, he was wearing a white robe and had glasses that kept slipping off. "Is he gone?" His partner in crime was wearing a yellow shirt, black pants, and had a yellow bandana around his neck. A simple nod was all it took for the white-robed man to start jumping in joy. "Ryouga how were you able to do it? Finally, after all this time we have gotten rid of the one who has enslaved our loves."
The figure known as Ryouga responded, "Well it was pretty easy Mousse; if I would have known if would have been this easy then I would've done this a long time ago." Step 1 convince Ranma to go on a training journey with me. Step 2 put sleeping potion and age shifting mushrooms in his supper. Step 3 splash with borrowed locking ladle we stole from Cologne. Step 4 leave him out to rot in the forest. I'm surprised he fell for it. I would have thought beating Saffron would toughen his guard." Mousse getting an uneasy feeling in his stomach replied with, "Are you sure it was out in the forest where you left him?" Ryouga respond do this was" Yes I'm sure. Just because there was a huge penguin slide and lots of buildings around the place doesn't mean it was not a forest." The temperature literally rose 20 degrees out of the steam that was coming out of Mousse's ears. "RYOUGA NO BAKA!"
Unfortunately everyone in Nerima was able to hear this. Fortunately or unfortunately they just thought it was another ones of Ryouga's and Mousse's petty arguments on which one was cuter, Akane or Shampoo. Never did they think that their favorite pigtailed martial artist would be gone. No one except Cologne and Happosai.
Meanwhile deep inside the Nekohanten two figures were having a deep conversation. At first glance they would appear to be children with really bad skin conditions, but if you look closer you would see that they were a couple of elders. However these two aren't just any elders they are both grandmasters of their art; one had over 3,000 years of Amazon history, while the other was... well a world class pervert. Much like Mousse and Ryouga they were also talking about Ranma, but unlike them they were talking about his well being.
"Are you sure it was good idea to let those idiots do that to him Cologne? I mean we did pour some mild hypnotic potion in the lunch Kasumi made." The ancient amazon matriarch replied," Yes Happi as much I hate doing this to him, it had to be done. This was to be expected after the Musk decided to let us borrow the locking ladle to keep it safe from their war, after their tea kettle was destroyed. There is a deep power sleeping in son-in-law.. no Ranma. Hopefully this journey will awaken it, besides if he wants to come back he'll come back. I have no idea why he would want to come back though." The other figure's reply was, "You are right. These fools mistreat and abuse him. But what about Ryouga and Mousse, are you just going to let them get away with doing that to my heir?" Cologne shook her head."No. Happi pour hot water on Ryouga while he's still in the wrenches arms, as for Mousse well I'll take care of him.
The look on Cologne's face made sure that Happosai would never try to purposefully get on Cologne's bad side ever again. "Well Cologne I'll do just that the instant I get out of this restaurant." A huge crowd of girls decided to appear seemingly out of nowhere. "After I liberate some of my silky darlings from the things that enslave them that is." A huge cry of SWEETO was heard throughout Nerima followed by the sound of girls screaming pervert, lecher, or things along those lines. This was then followed by the sound of a stampede chasing after an old man. "Happi you are such an idiot." Cologne said after witnessing the event that transpired.
About a day later Happosai did what Cologne said and a very bruised Ryouga was seen exiting the Tendo Dojo via Akane air yelling "RANMA somehow this is all your fault, because of you I've seen hell!" While Mousse was
This scene is too dangerous for me to keep writing.
A picture of a panda appeared. In the background you could hear, "What the heck are doing with that thing!" "Old ghoul you are insane!." "Oww what the heck are you doing to my arm." "NO anything but that!" CRACK. Shampoo's voice was then heard saying, "Duck boy going to feel that in morning." Cologne then said, "Do not worry great granddaughter those wounds will heal... eventually."
You are now back to your regularly scheduled typing program.
After Ryouga and Mousse's punishment a meeting was called for everyone in the Nerima Wrecking Crew that was a major recurring character, even Ryouga managed to show up, much to Akane's dismay. The meeting was about Ranma and where he's been for the past day.
Nabiki came and said, "So anyone have any ideas where Ranma is? Akane responded, " That perverts probably off with one of his floozies I bet." The duo that doesn't have a single IQ point between them whined," How dare that honorless son of mine cheat on his fiance. WAHH now the schools we'll never be joined." Happosai then said," Shut up you two worthless fools." A plead of yes master, we're so sorry master, and we are not worthy was then said. Cologne then spoke,"Shut your whining and yes I know where Ranma has been." Akane retorted," I knew it! That pervert was off with Shampoo!" Shampoo's respond was," Airen not with Shampoo." Akane replied," Then he was with Ukyo." "Ranchan hasn't been with me either." Ukyo responded. Before anyone could say anything else Cologne started talking. (Insert Mousse and Ryouga's kidnap plan here) More holes were then added to the Tendo Dojo.
"Now before we do anything else Genma please sign these forms." He replied defiantly," Why should I?" "Because I said so." Not wanting to get hit by an old ha.. I mean ancient master he quickly signed the forms without noticing what was in it. Soun then said," What are the forms about." Cologne then responded,"Oh nothing just that Genma no longer has a son." Before anyone else could argue she said," Come Shampoo once we find Mousse we are going back to China. Nodoka, Happi will keep you informed on where Ranma is." Shampoo refused to do this and then started searching for her airen, while the rest of the Nerima wrecking crew asked Nabiki. But Happosai started looking for Ranma using his ki sensing abilities. A few minutes later, a huge crowd of women were chasing after him. Little did they know that a small ninja was watching them.
That little ninja was then headed to Kuno manor thinking," I hope Master Kuno and Mistress Kodachi won't misunderstand this news. Ranma's gone simple is that; I really hope that they don't think of some sort of insane conclusion. Oh what did I do to deserve this life. Did I murder children in their sleep in a past life?"
When he reached Kuno manner 2 voices simultaneously said,"What have you got to report Sasuke." Said person stated what he heard at the Tendo Dojo.
"Wahaha my dear Ranma-sama faked his own demise so he could be with me. I am coming darling." Kodachi then took off her clothes revealing a green leotard. After this she took her baton and started spinning it. Black rose petals then appeared. Once this was done she rode off into the sunset laughing WAHAHA WAHAHAH WAHAHA
"She truly is insane. Back to the matter at hand, those poor dimwits probably didn't realize that the foul sorcerer could use black magic. Prepare yourself Ranma Saotome soon the bonds that you have on the fierce tigress Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl will disappear forever." Kuno then pulled a bokken out of of nowhere and then started his search for the "foul sorcerer." Leaving Sasuke alone.
"Right. Not reaching insane conclusions, yeah right." Sasuke muttered.
2 days later
Ranma now just waking up begins wondering where he or rather she is.
"What happened? My head feels like it's going to explode and why do I feel so weak? And my reserves I can't access them. It's there, but I just can't access it. I went on a training trip with Ryouga. He asked if he could make supper, but he put some weird mushrooms in it... Wait a minute weird mushrooms. That jerk he put those age shifting mushrooms in that soup. I wonder why I didn't notice. Bet they were the last batch too. I didn't think he was serious when he kept on yelling Ranma Saotome prepare to die. But if he wanted me to die then why am I in a bed?Ranma could then hear the door opening. "Who's there?" Ranma could hear someone speaking,"Oh good you're awake. My name is Fujitaka Kinomoto, my daughter Sakura found you near Penguin Park. You were pretty beat up when she found you. I guess it was a good thing that she actually decided to go to school early. Hang on I'll get you some food. By the way what's your name." Ranma then said his name."Okay Ranma I'll come back later."
note:Like I said my computer randomly crashes so sorry for mistakes. This takes place after Ranma 1/2 and during the first season of Card Captor Sakura
