Author's note: Ok so this is a dream that I had the other night. I was Kagamine Rin and I had this dream in my dream...odd right? But anyway xD it is a huge mix of animes and movies I have seen! Enjoy! Crack fic... do not flame please -puppy pouts- xD Has no real plot.
Disclaimer- I do not own: Vocaloid, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, Death note, Negima! Katy Perry, InuYasha, and what ever else I forgot to mention. Jaycee Kathryn Black is modeled after my friend, so is the Kisian Meiko. Luka is Luka but is made like my best friend Lisa.
All in the Odd Life of CrazyMikoHanyouKagamineRin!
My POV (CMHKR)
I was in a world of fluffy white clouds, I was floating along the sky with eagle like wings. I saw a girl with the same wings as me flying next to me.
"Hey Rin!" She called. "Earth to Rinny! Come back to us!"
"Huh? Who are you." I said, confusedly scratching my head like Totosai.
"Um...I'm Maximum Ride! Your flock mate and leader. What's wrong? You have a headache?"
"Yea a little." I replied sheepishly. How did I forget my own sister? Wow. Must be a new power I am developing! YAY! FINALLY! And that was when I fell out of the sky and hit the lake underneath us, HARD.
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I was in a school uniform, it said Mahora Girls Academy on the seal. Hmm...where am I?
" RIN ASUNA KAGAMINE! MISS KONOKA IS WAITING FOR YOU! I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE HER LATE ONE MORE TIME, I WILL NOT STOP TO USE MY SWORD!" Ha! As if, who is this crazy chick anyways? My mind supplied me with the name Setsuna.
"Coming Setsuna! I fell off the bed and hit my head and was out of it for a bit."
"When are you not." She scoffed. We ran up to a girl on skates who I could only assume was Konoka.
"Sorry I was late." I apologized, scratching the back of my head, "I hit my head pretty hard. My dream was pretty weird. I had wings and was flying with a girl who called herself my siste-" Someones hand covered my mouth.
"Shhh! Rin, we are getting a new homeroom teacher!" I looked around and saw my partner in crime and my co-director of the Chupa Cabra club, Jaycee Black. Rolling my eyes, I bit her hand and she let go howling in pain. My other friend, the Kisian: Meiko Stien, grabbed my orange colored cat ears and tweaked them. Wait...cat ears? WTF! Good thing my yellow pig tails and bells covered them. Some how we were already in the classroom. A young boy walked into the classroom.
"Hello, my name is Negi Springfield, I will be your new homeroom teacher." I blushed, I remembered my mirror image, his name was Len Asura Kagamine, we could only talk through a mirror. He was about my age, though it seems I like shoutas. Just then Professor Negi sneezed, causing my uniform to be ripped to shreds, (I was sitting in the front row) giving him a big flash of my orange and yellow treble cleft underwear.
It hit me, literally, that I have seen this before. A pan fell out of no where on my head. Hitting the same spot that I fell on.
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"CRAP! She saw you preforming magic!" A little ermine said.
"Yes I know! What do I do. My friend from magic school is coming soon!" Professor Negi cried.
"Doesn't Harry have a partner? You need one! Take her as yours!" To me that sounded sooooo perverted!
"Excuse me! Don't I have a say in this?" I coughed and sat up. Their faces were priceless.
"I wouldn't mind being your partner. What do I need to do?"
"Um...well... you need to um..." Negi blushed. "KISSME!" My jaw dropped.
"Fine then. Kiss away!" I leaned towards Negi and kissed him on the lips. Then Meiko came out and yelled, "PACTIO!" and her face went like o.O
"You want to see your power, Rin?" I nodded my head eagerly. "Ok! Partner Rin, show me the power hidden inside you!" I felt a pull from between my chest and felt the transformation begin. In the end I was in this Kingdom Hearts like outfit with a giant sword.
"YOU ARE THE SECOND KIRA!" I heard coming from behind me. "And that ten year old boy must be Kira!" I sweat dropped. What the hell is he talking about? What the heck is a Kira? Just then another guy with reddish brown hair walks in behind the panda like dude, chained together.
"YAOI TIME!" He yelled, ripping off his shirt and falling to his knees. Just then a seventeen year old, pale faced guy with bronze hair walked in with Evangaline.
"HELL YEA!" The teenager agreed, ripping off his shirt as well. A random light shown down and he started sparkling and singing Katy Perry songs. Sparkles and Katy Perry? Really? Evangaline just face palmed.
"That's Edward. He is my cousin, as well as Mina Tepes. It is a shame he sparkles and is gay." She explained. Just then a british man comes up to Negi and hugs him.
"Negi! How's it been? Hogwarts is awesome. Though I almost died by Voldemort, the reincarnation of Naraku. He killed Cedric Diggory." He looked over to Edward. "Cedric! Your back from the dead!"
"Yes, Harry... to HAUNT YOU!" He replied. And Harry, who ate death for breakfast, was all like "Whatever." I started kissing Negi again and that Detective L dude was watching us with this, like, rape face. Just then Jaycee turned into a giant wolf and said,
"Where do I come in?" I had no come back for that so I ignored her. Just then Voldemort comes in with this group of people chasing him. One had silver dog ears so I went up and tweaked them. I couldn't help it! xD
"Potter must die" The snaked nose guy screeched. Harry starts this whole yelling fit about him killing his parents with a demon hunter named Sango, who lost her whole village. The girl in a school uniform and a bow started making out with the inu-hanyou. And the monk was groping Jaycee and Meiko's butts, who were laughing insanely and screaming PASTA. Voldemort kept making threats and trying to challenge Negi and I to a duel. Saying how he will slay him like all the others. We rolled our eyes and said, "DIE BITCH!" and killed him in one hit. We then proceeded to kiss again.
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I woke up in Len's bed, all confused. I walked into Luka-chan's room and explained the dream to her. She laughed it off, told me I was watching to much anime and movies. I pouted. Why? She is the one who introduced me to it (AN: To my bestie Luka!) And then a creepy piece of toast was sitting next to our phones and was checking us out! Miku then came in with a axe and went rotten girl grotesque romance on us because of Len and Kaito. All in a day, or night's, work for the Crazy Miko Hanyou Kagamine Rin!
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Author's note: The "Real World" was still my dream in real life. In it Luka asked me if I was REALLY awake. Haha! Review if you see the hidden animes!
Review or I will send Miku in her version of Rotten girl, Grotesque Romance!
