HP songs
-DADA-
Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel or "Ode to a Superhero" by Weird Al
Here's Quirrell you're the Quilthead
Here's the Quilthead tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Quilthead
And we're sure that Quirrell is alright
He wore an absurd turban
His teaching wasn't of practical cause
And on the back of his head another face loomed instead
of where his hair at one time was.
On the back of his head was Voldemort
But what Harry had to do was just
Touch and poke all over his face
And that made him crumble into dust
Here's Lockhart you're the Lunatic
Here's the Lunatic tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Lunatic
And we're sure that Lockhart is alright
He was very admirable
By witches and wizards all around
But Lockhart took credit other people's merits
Not one person knew in the town
But one day something happened
He fell into that giant snake pit
Then he erased his own memory
And can't tell you about it
Here's Lupin you're the Loonydude
Here's the Loonydude tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Loonydude
And we're sure that Lupin is alright
Lupin turned into a Werewolf
His friends soon found out
And on the full moon and it seemed certain doom,
But his friend became animagus
Lupin went to the Shrieking Shack
Whenever the full moon came 'round
But when he became a teacher
Parents didn't want him in town
Here's Moody you're the Mad-Eye
Here's the Mad-Eye tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Mad-Eye
And we're sure that Moody is alright
Moody was always paranoid
And jumped at the slightest sound
He burst with unexpected and shot curses and hexes
Ever time he turned around
He turned into Barty Couch
And Ol' Barty was a fake
For the real Moody was imprisoned
In his own suit case
Here's Umbridge the unforgivable
he's the unforgivable tonight
And we're all in the mood for an unforgivable
And we're certain that Umbridge is alright.
Umbridge evaporated Harry's life
Like Quidditch, Hagrid soon Dumbledore
She gave him detentions with evil intentions
That were worse than cleaning the floor.
Umbridge captured Harry's friends,
But Hermione lead her astray
They lead her into the Forbidden Forest
And then she got carried away.
-DADA-
Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel or "Ode to a Superhero" by Weird Al
Here's Quirrell you're the Quilthead
Here's the Quilthead tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Quilthead
And we're sure that Quirrell is alright
He wore an absurd turban
His teaching wasn't of practical cause
And on the back of his head another face loomed instead
of where his hair at one time was.
On the back of his head was Voldemort
But what Harry had to do was just
Touch and poke all over his face
And that made him crumble into dust
Here's Lockhart you're the Lunatic
Here's the Lunatic tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Lunatic
And we're sure that Lockhart is alright
He was very admirable
By witches and wizards all around
But Lockhart took credit other people's merits
Not one person knew in the town
But one day something happened
He fell into that giant snake pit
Then he erased his own memory
And can't tell you about it
Here's Lupin you're the Loonydude
Here's the Loonydude tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Loonydude
And we're sure that Lupin is alright
Lupin turned into a Werewolf
His friends soon found out
And on the full moon and it seemed certain doom,
But his friend became animagus
Lupin went to the Shrieking Shack
Whenever the full moon came 'round
But when he became a teacher
Parents didn't want him in town
Here's Moody you're the Mad-Eye
Here's the Mad-Eye tonight.
Cause we're all in the mood for a Mad-Eye
And we're sure that Moody is alright
Moody was always paranoid
And jumped at the slightest sound
He burst with unexpected and shot curses and hexes
Ever time he turned around
He turned into Barty Couch
And Ol' Barty was a fake
For the real Moody was imprisoned
In his own suit case
Here's Umbridge the unforgivable
he's the unforgivable tonight
And we're all in the mood for an unforgivable
And we're certain that Umbridge is alright.
Umbridge evaporated Harry's life
Like Quidditch, Hagrid soon Dumbledore
She gave him detentions with evil intentions
That were worse than cleaning the floor.
Umbridge captured Harry's friends,
But Hermione lead her astray
They lead her into the Forbidden Forest
And then she got carried away.
